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Johan vk

@DasariJohan

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I Stan the goat 🐐 virat kohli 👑

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@DasariJohan
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@ishaurart @rishabh_loading Don't need audacity. It's basic and it's reality
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@TukTuk_Academy Kl the imposter 😭😂
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@TukTuk_Academy I see what you did there 💀💀💀
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@DasariJohan
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@rutamstwt @CarryMinati @MrBeast Not gonna happen. Plus don't want it to happen
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@DasariJohan
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@Pnicogen45 @musafir_hu_yar even ICC using vk as cover pic and then there is ur idolo bigger than game 🤓
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@DasariJohan
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@Pnicogen45 @musafir_hu_yar 🤣🤣🤣bigger than game. Should have performed well. Oh wait lol-
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@DasariJohan
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@chixxsays Context bhaiiii
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@antihatequeen @Aaryan_Prateek Rainbow detected opinion rejected
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@DasariJohan
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@comte_de46745 @isotope_69 @SelflessRohit Kohli has icc trophies tho. Now tell me where is ur idols pott, orange cap, 10th icc award, icc no1 ranking, player of the decade, test team of the decade, 7th pom in t20wc despite playing since 2007, 3rd ipl century, 80th intl century(didn't even cross 50 lol). ETC
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@DasariJohan
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@Im_Saifkhan @mufaddal_vohra One bad knock can't judge it
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@DasariJohan
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@chixxsays Law of averages for maxwell 💀
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@DasariJohan
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@sofresh_sobleam @Leonarda_Jonie Those companies aren't owned by Jews btw
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@comte_de46745 @isotope_69 @SelflessRohit Everyone has ducks. Everyone has three potts?
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@DasariJohan
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@im___Rajput @RofiedAyush That's why his odi career Sr is better than both
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@DasariJohan
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3 months
@BhuvantejR Basic sense left the chat. Bowling card looking like that coz abd played like that.😂
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@Dhonismforlife @chixxsays Kohli is too humble. That's why he said like tht. Even if ms gave him or not, kohli earned that spot doesn't Matter who the captain was
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@DasariJohan
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@DasariJohan
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@W_number100 @kingstan018 @MrBeast @CarryMinati T series actually released a vid begging for followers few weeks ago cuz Mr beast is coming to catch them! They know him bud
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@DasariJohan
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@esk_yn_me @Vk184ever We have wc and os ton
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@ALLENkota 98.61% wtf😳
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@DasariJohan
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@SahilKhushalan4 @DineshhhX Rivalry is between individuals Only
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@DasariJohan
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@SahilKhushalan4 @DineshhhX In the finals kohli was the top scorer with 44 runs then somehow they got them out. That doesn't cancel the kind of legacy kohli had. He changed the entire Indian cricket legacy in test cricket . And went on to win test series in aus. But oh lock down borns don't know that lol
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@DasariJohan
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@pitchsidepundt @chixxsays That's because kohli is humble and respects ms alot. Not that ms is sole reason or most imp reason for his success
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@DasariJohan
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@filmy_cat @angryoldman27 @ShubhamShawarma Vk with 24 sixes, 148 Sr and orange cap should be getting ur crazy compliments 🤦
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@DasariJohan
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@NarutoUzmaki201 @Nikhilgupta1104 Using others ? 😂for God's sake no kgf director or no padukone got highest grossing Indian movie ever lol. It's Prabhas and rajamouli
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@DasariJohan
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@isotope_69 @SelflessRohit Warra slightly better. No one can manage 53 avg bro. Not even rohit.
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@MSDTHEGOAT07 @thalabheem033 We didn't get ban to cover it up with a biopic
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@FunnelBuilds @wayotworld They are only 20-25% vegetarian tho. Fyo
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@BigNibz81 @YashMatta03 @bulgespeaker2 @TigersJUK 2nd most famous sport dude. There is a world outside America tbh
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@DasariJohan
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@gagan15N @Rajiv1841 @Strike1AndOut Surya didn't even try ngl. Atleast three players played well in the finals. And throughout thr tournament, Surya had no impact at all. Bfr that he has three consecutive ducks against aus in odis. He's not an odi material in my book
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@pardik_handya @Nitin__10 Also kohli has 100s under 50 balls. Also performed in t20is. Dhoni stats literally suck while playing for country. But dhoni same position diff beast playing for franchise
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@guccimanelango @franc_kg17 @InternetH0F Only bad shit gets highlighted. India is developing at fast rate and some people can't cope with that. India is great
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@hitmans_pull @was_sanju Anushka is a bwood star mc. Agreed what that guy said is wrong. But don't u dare insult Anushka. Her net worth is 10times combined of the rest
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@DasariJohan
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@poha_met_jalebi @stats_feed They pursue higher education in us and then become what they are right now
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@MrNixn @insultsrare "I'm heavily addicted to-"what💀
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@DasariJohan
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@piyush_ranjan11 82* ranked as top knock by icc, commentators, fans, every single one.
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@Im_Abhishek25 @Cricketracker It's not a mystery. It's because of kohli we reached a dependable total 👍otherwise match would have been wrapped within 17 overs with the same bowling
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@shabad_vikhil @OnlyForKohli @Shebas_10dulkar Orey logic Assam train ekkinda. Rohit gadu duck out ayyake ga kohli akkada vachedi🤣
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@DasariJohan
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@Aspect_06 @SaiKingkohli @mufaddal_vohra I'm one of them and even idk what is wrong with this guy😭
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@DasariJohan
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@Atman6202513821 @bholination Whole India played sick but let's blame they top scorer
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@DasariJohan
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@innocent2904 @NaeemCaption_ As captain?? In football?? Wtf
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@DasariJohan
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@Rohitinblood @mufaddal_vohra Lmfaoo who's the choker now
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@DasariJohan
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@MomsPostingLs Lmao . 3 baby daddies😭🤣
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@imsujayanand @mufaddal_vohra Virat kohli lines 🔥
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@comte_de46745 @isotope_69 @SelflessRohit Domestic league Team credits(my idol has 2 such) One format, my idol has it in 3. But oh urs is irrelevant in rest two My idol is a fielder. Highest no of catches by any player currently. 🤡who doesn't Ur idol was rhe mentor why not steal the credits there too.
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@DasariJohan
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@kurkureter @mufaddal_vohra Minnow basher chokit can't score against pak😂
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@_NextGoat_ Gian>>>whole merica
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@DasariJohan
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@Duryodh34637214 @imkevin149 He performs for the team atleast btw and has a pott
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@altofleg @bholination Two crying emojis. You should cry more bud
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@DasariJohan
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@NarutoUzmaki201 @Nikhilgupta1104 And he never brags a thing. He's the most humble personality u would see
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@SloggSweep @SAYAJIN112 What's more pleasing than orgasm?
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@HassanAbbasian @niharshetty89 Pakistan is crying from the corner 🤡
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@DasariJohan
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@filmy_cat @angryoldman27 @ShubhamShawarma Cricket isn't scoring with 200+Sr and hitting only sixers. It's about helping team to win the matches! And there is no bigger match winner than virat kohli
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@DasariJohan
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@piyush_ranjan11 @Kohli_divote Ur idol witnessed one of the greatest of all time knocks in cricket from the other end while doing nothing at that day
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@DasariJohan
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@time__square @SaiKingkohli And rohit will be irrelevant
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@NarutoUzmaki201 @Nikhilgupta1104 It's not "just" rajamouli bro. Basically he choose actors that are worth playing the role and those actors are one of biggest stars in tfi
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@SahilKhushalan4 @DineshhhX Vice captain??. And kohli is highest run getter in those bgts too??
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@Pnicogen45 @imVkohli Don't worry bro ur idolo will never reach such milestones 😂
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@DasariJohan
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@saanidhyas2 @Duk3Nukem_ He's no slow he's playing fast only. His Sr in this ipl is 150!!
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@Rohitinblood @LucknowIPL Bhai you won't get impressions without using the word chokli??
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@DasariJohan
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@Bloody_Expiry @bholination @LogicLitLatte No. He said "they called me as failed captain"
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@DasariJohan
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@MSD_071113_ @Deshdrohit Against? ? Nepal , uae wala teams😭😭??
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@filmy_cat @accharjee @angryoldman27 @ShubhamShawarma I can't understand since when was striking At around 150 is statpadding
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@DasariJohan
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@Mr_Cool__91 Better than that rayudu. Maintain professionalism
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@DasariJohan
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@Kisna1504 Isn't it eh?? U guys literally praise it
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@DasariJohan
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@sai__varma007 🗿twitter lanjalu antha fake ra. Real life lo chendalanga vuntaru.
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@Itz_Bl3ze Antinational dhobi fans 🤢🤮
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@DasariJohan
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@irvaql @BelovedBobby @TrollFootball You telling this is the real hypocrisy
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@DasariJohan
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@moiz_sports @mufaddal_vohra Even if it's a beamer . Position of the batsmen doesn't matter. It's a noball according to rule books
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@DasariJohan
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3 months
@Destruction264 @bholination No one got guts ❌️ Irrelevant ✅️
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@BCSBART @HPhobiaWatch That's like 1% of India not 90%. Ofc they showcase only bad side to gain reach
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@kumar_naithik @kurkureter @mufaddal_vohra Topic is about t20 wcs. Ofc we all know how good rohit is in odis
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@ROHITMANFA42158 @Shebas_10dulkar Fr man. Only in icc tournaments those numbers 💀🤌🏻imagine if he played series against then
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@DasariJohan
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4 months
@PochaSaket57458 @Melbourne__82 Kohli doesn't need attention he has it wherever he goes and he tries to stay away from all the attention lol
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@DasariJohan
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@indusvalley_ @imdpritam @mayankk74656638 @nirrbhayy @CoconutShawarma Ya bfr British colonizing, our country is called as India only. Don't they teach history in pak schools ??😶
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@DasariJohan
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2 months
@thundarrstorm @RVCJ_FB Exactly. Grace marks can ruin ur life around smh. As each mark will cost u 1000s of ranks
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@DasariJohan
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@usha4510094 @ViratKohli__VK @CricCrazyJohns And dharavians shouldn't talk about slums💀
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@pitchsidepundt @chixxsays Kohli never failed. He was just not that great at start. But he's our highest ranked batter within 2-3 years
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@DasariJohan
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@YashPan95976454 @piyush_ranjan11 Rohits 92 is most overrated imo. He ain't chasing a target nor was he under pressure
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@_niyuuuuu_ But I think the reason that tweet got "pick me type " comments is that he made it sound like men are deliberately doing wrong things with women. He should be more concerned about women sharing nudes than men leaking nudes. That if he's really concerned about women getting leaked
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@DasariJohan
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2 months
@Dhonibhakt777 @im___Rajput @RofiedAyush Kohli debuted in 2008. Dhoni in 2005. Crazy difference that. And most of dhoni career, kohli played with him. Education needed for u kid
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@DasariJohan
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@CHADitya_18 Srh really deserves it. And I've trust in pat Cummins
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@TLadnam @ViratTheLegend @TheKing56998085 Kohli didn't even debute at that time mc. Warra knowledge for this logicless fc
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@W_number100 @MrBeast @CarryMinati T series is a whole community where as Mr beast is a single man
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@OutOfContextTel Dream for venugopal Rao to take the team from 92/7 to 292/7 single handedly with one leg and back pain
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@141Adelaide_ Ind can't win the tournament without virat kohli . Period !
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@AwaaraHoon @PicturesFoIder An Indian being this bad at math???
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