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I need someone who looks at me the same way Niko looks at his beautiful drain
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@ruduraro
They do that at night to adjust to there being less light, I thought the same thing initially after finding this little guy walking around at night one time
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You’ll never guess what happens in this video, his bold words will shock you!
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Behold. The humble parallelogram.
＼🎂💐しぶきハーフバースデー💫🎊／
ゴマフアザラシのしぶき、生後半年が経ちました💕
産まれた時、約5㎏だった体重は…
現在、約30㎏‼︎☺️🎀
これからのしぶきの成長もお楽しみにっ🌈♡
ぜひ会いに来てくださいね🦭💙
#しぶき #ゴマフアザラシ #しながわ水族館
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Random pedestrian: “Excuse me sir? Could you please give me directions to th-”
Me throwing acid in their face:
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Oh dear, I’m afraid he can’t stop, for he’s addicted to the shindig
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This is the worm that they found in RFK Jr’s brain that one time
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Why would you guys let me get a job… don’t you love me? Why did no one protect me…
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South Park character tier list, but it’s based off who I think I could beat in a fight.
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If the female version of Kenny likes girls wouldn’t that mean that regular Kenny canonically likes boys
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This may well be the fastest seal ever
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Young man, look at me when I’m speaking to you!
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The authorities scolding me for my various atrocities (they know they’re incapable of stopping me)
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@Nerbbay
Not a picture but I really like this security footage of a local seal wondering this parking lot near where I live. I hope to see him there in person someday.
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#Sealtwt
is very special to me because you could literally say whatever random nonsense you want in a post, but as long as you also post a seal picture all the seal people will like it
All my hit tweets are just incomprehensible balderdash, hogwash, and/or bologna + seal picture
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People don’t talk about this Niko picture nearly enough this is one of the Nikos of all time
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I recently rewatched Going Native, and the voices told me to spend the last 6 hours seeing if Butters could ever be a pro golfer. Based off of his swing speed, angle of launch, and some height estimates, I’ve concluded that Butters has a theoretical drive of nearly 94 kilometers.
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Probably my favorite Kenny death
It's time to claim a South Park clip, you guys!!!
Here's mine 🤸♂️✨
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Seeing Niko outside of sealtwt is genuinely horrifying
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@kyunvampgirl
I used to show up late on purpose because then they’d put me on the rack and that helped with my joint pain
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Hold on a second….you’re telling me that South Park characters….are sometimes mean to each other??!??!?
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Observe the moment as a pack of slugs awaken to feast
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@ratiomeis
I kinda say it like now watch me whip watch me nae nae now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae now watch me ooh watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me do the stanky leg stank do the stanky leg stank stank so the stanky leg stank do the stanky l
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The nefarious plague sorcerer smirks after concocting a sinister brew in his secret lair. The casualties will be uncountable.
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A 60kg weanmass after only 4 days of weanmaxxing is actually weanmassive dude is literally a big mean weaning machine! This is probably the most impressive marine wean routine I’ve seen.
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Holy crap
Every season we end up with a few seals who don't quite know how to seal.
It is unlikely that you'll ever come across a sitting seal in the wild, and these pups tend to grow out of the habit pretty fast.
However, it's very entertaining for our staff and volunteers!
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Whenever I see this particular image of this rather confused looking seal my brain automatically interprets it as some kind of bipedal organism standing on his two big ass feet.
Perhaps his confusion is routed in the perplexing nature of his very existence.
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They sent him to the towel dimension 😔
Our star fish school pupil Blinks doesn't want the lesson to end. Here he is sharing his opinions on the bath being emptied 😂💙🧜♂️
If you would like to support go-getter Blinks you can adopt him through our website! For more, visit
#marineconservation
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They’re doing this to me tomorrow
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People are liking my posts documenting Shoebert’s story again and it fills me with joy. I’m so privileged and honored to be able to spread the good word of Shoebert.
Here is the Shoebert mural, as a little treat
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Some people are so heartless
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I had so much fun playing outside today, I love playing and having fun
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This dastardly fiend was spotted shoplifting at a local business! Several courageous bystanders performed a citizen’s arrest and managed to detain the villainous wretch after a brief struggle. Thanks to their heroic actions the authorities were able to send him to jail FOREVER!!!
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@mistapussy
I love seeing the many variations of this picture that people use for their pfps
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Trapped in the walk in freezer with the mozzarella sticks. This is goodbye.
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@sirsillyseal
I’m so disappointed like how does seeing this picture not make you instantly choose seals
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I implore everyone to watch this
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Perfect, this one really ties the whole room together.
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Been practicing my screaming lately, still needs work but it’s getting there
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Free Palestine, please consider donating if you’re able to
They already have money to evacuate from Gaza, Hadeel and Mohammed plan to rebuild their lives in Canada after they evacuate from Gaza. We are seeking to raise funds necessary to relocate this family to Canada via the Group of 5 Sponsorship program. Donate
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