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“I am proof that someone with an IQ of a goldfish can run for President.” - K. Harris

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@DarthBlinken
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@CollinRugg I’ve played and coached hockey. If you lift your foot even 3 feet above the ice, it’s the result of an un-natural hockey move. But lifting it 5.5 feet to be able to connect with a 6 foot hockey player’s neck would require deliberation. This was a roundhouse kick that should
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@DarthBlinken
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@stillgray He's talking about sacred geometry and he's not wrong. Remember, question everything you've been "taught" in school. and yes, I have a Physics degrees.
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@DarthBlinken
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@iamyesyouareno No nose rings and blue hair
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Are those tools from the Boeing factory?
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@heydave7 @AbigailShrier The hard drives of everyone that voted for this should be looked into.
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@GarbageHuman24 They weren't wrong..
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@timecaptales @Morbidful You left out the tsunami wave from Interstellar.
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@Lucas_Gage_ The winners write the history books. So there’s only one side and narrative that is taught in schools.
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@orikron What in Tonya-Harding is going on here??
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@stem_feed Who in butt-plug signed off on this design?
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@AJDelgado13 You like war and sending your money to foreign oligarchs? Weird flex.
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11 months
@TPostMillennial Ok.. lets see the audit of the Ukraine funding. Anyone?
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@Covers he did nothing wrong. He was told on Friday. It's the team that should be punished for not disclosing.
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11 months
@elonmusk @TuckerCarlson I’ve followed Gonzalo from the start. All he did was present his side on the ground having lived in Ukraine. He was spot on with his coverage. This is a crime and the US state department is silently complicit.
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@TrueNorthCentre If only the residents of Toronto paid carbon taxes 70 years ago. Then Hurricane Hazel could have been prevented.
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@TrueNorthCentre No. Just anti-cutting off the balls of a boy
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6 months
Only Authoritarian regimes silences their political opponents and throws them out of parliament. #TrudeauIsWacko
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@WallStreetSilv She does bring alot more than that. She also brings herpes..
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@DiedSuddenly_ Uh. Maybe the @SecretService should look into Alex Soros. Just sayin.
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@WeAreCanProud Jagmeet tried to incite the guy to get physical knowing full well he has armed guards around him that would arrest the man immediately. He is the coward.
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@Matt_Pinner It's med-rare. Just right.
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@TheCinesthetic Christopher Walken
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@SkyNews It took 9 months to determine that men shouldn’t play physical sports with girls?
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@CollinRugg The dad is a hero. A statue of him should replace the George Floyd one. DLM. Dad’s Lives Matter
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@RNCResearch Lloyd Austin? He doesn’t even know who he (allegedly) appointed? Did he mistake Ketanji Brown (associate supreme court justice) with Lloyd Austin???
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@MarcMillerVM Sending more money to Ukraine is not the political flex you think it is with Canadian voters. That might please your WEF overlords, but the money laundering stops now!
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@SenWarren and uh, how exactly did you earn your $65MM net worth?
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@BillAckman @MIT This kinda sounds like blackmail. Even if it’s justified.
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@cborkowski MyorkASS literally said “we don’t have enough to last through hurricane season”. Was he lying?
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@globalnews And a million groomers cried out in horror.
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@navyhato This is disgusting and where exactly is this park and can I get there by Uber?
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@RebelNewsOnline Trudeau diplomacy with truckers honking horn: Freeze their bank accounts and trample them with horses.
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@JohnTurnbull03 If Rory had that putting stroke he would've won the US Open.
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@ScottAdamsSays @Uncommonsince76 If that were the case, Asians would run everything.
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@CTVNews "1 in 9 Canadians have Covid vax-induced Acquired Immunity Deficiency Syndrome. " there, I fixed it.
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@engineers_feed Garage door tension rod.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 lol. We know what the real reason is.
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@mattjohnstonca He hid in his basement for a month rather than talk to the protestors. He took a stand on cowardice. Wake up.
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@stats_feed Should be Sam Altman. OpenAI is a landmark moment in history.
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@tarasUCC Where is the audit on how the first $10,000,000,000 aid to Ukraine was utilized? Still waiting.
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@TheCinesthetic Keannu Reeves. Cmon.
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@MAstronomers "Hawk Tuah - Spit on that thang."
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@ProudElephantUS Is pooping on downtown sidewalks part of the American Dream?
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@ryangerritsen It's clear the Singh-Trudeau WANTED a J6 event here in Canada and tried to fabricated one.
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@Yvan_Baker Fighting for us?? No, they are fighting cause the recruited men and forced to so their Ukrainian overlords can get foreign funding to buy luxury yachts. People are waking up you loser.
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@historyinmemes The same product with only 60 servings is $260 in Canada. This is what Justin Trudeau has done.
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@BillAckman @NeriOxman Thanks for condensing the saga for us.
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@AreOhEssEyeEe People against guns will eventually use guns to take away our guns. And once they have our guns, they will keep using their guns that they said they were against.
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@DougAMacgregor Will this creature be commanding the fleet?
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@KonstantinKisin Global Boiling. Imagine how much cooler it would be if we didn't eat red meat.
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11 months
@Jason It sounds like a good idea but those cities would be incredibly dystopian and socialist. Might as well call them District 12, Distrcit 11, etc.
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@mcuban You're an idiot.. most of that is because of rampant inflation and cost to build is much higher. It's doesnt mean America is building at a faster pace. FFS you are stupid.
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@CollinRugg Jimmy sounds defensive. He was Epstein client confirmed.
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@Alphafox78 Ed Norton, Lou, Eric. Ruffalo should never be in a movie again.
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@globalnews Glueing one’s self to the sidewalk is technically an occupation. Time to invoke the Emergencies Act again.
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@saras76 They should be released and given $3 million each in reparations so this never happens again
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@6ixbuzztv Dude tried to kill the tow truck driver twice.
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@TheRealKeean Yet Derek Chauvin is still behind bars. Will they make a bronze statue of Adam Johnson?
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@Nerdrotics The Marvels is the WNBA of movie releases. Even women don’t watch the WNBA.
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@ChuckCallesto love his hoodie.
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@BillAckman @Penn @Harvard @MIT Hmm. What did Trump warn about? “If they can come afte me, they will go after you.” Cancel culture is a cancer.
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@ResisttheMS He’s not a journalist. He’s an activist.
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@globalnews Canadians also have a plan to phase him and JT out over the next year.
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@simonateba We have reached peak Swift. All down hill for from here. Let’s be honest, she’s mid at best.
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@MikeBarrettON Is this the American-style corruption that Trudeau has brought to canada?
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@RealMacReport @JRobFromMN "The Biden Administration just awarded US defense companies another $250M order for more weapons (with 10% of that going back to the Big Guy)." There, I fixed it.
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@mcuban @TheRabbitHole84 How dare you assume he’s a dude or dudette only! You left the possibilities of a non-binary furry among other genders. You should know this by now you bigot.
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@govt_corrupt Justin is gay. Not just gay, but flaming gay.
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@MadelnCanada This tender moment of baby Justin with dad.
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@MSNBC Weaponizing the term "antisemitic" is the new current thing with msm
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@newstart_2024 This fool should be in prison.
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@fopminui @Morbidful the sculptor definitely didn't make the Cristiano Ronaldo statue
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@WallStreetSilv It’s a good thing the House just approved another $60Bio donation to Ukraine then.
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@BillboardChris I'm disappointed he missed the camera tripod.
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@RodKahx The facts should disqualify him? So you’re a fascist then. Got it.
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@ProudElephantUS She also endorsed her pedophile husband for 20 years. So there's that.
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@liberal_party Did their "time of need" include 3 luxury yachts for Zelenskyy and his aids?
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@CollinRugg That dude just casually walking up to poorly defend the teacher is a complete loser.
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@RealEmirHan Nah. It was Grace Kelly.
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@pablorodriguez And you voted for the Carbon Tax on farmers.
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@MustangMan_TX Speed wobble. weight distribution needs to be further up first of all. He should have sped up instead of slowing down when the wobble started.
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@McIlroyRory You used ChatGPT to write that didn't you? But dude, you really should have congratulated Bryson on 18 and manned-up.
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@munakadri @CTVNews @PierrePoilievre Uh. Maybe Pierre doesn’t support dudes giving each other BJs in front of children. But obviously you do.
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@govt_corrupt Wildfire = arson.
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@WeAreCanProud Who’s the greedy ceo now?
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@Concern70732755 “This is how I got my job”
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@covid_parent Who in Justin Trudeau could you be talking about?
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@LeahRayAFC Does your dad live in The Shire?
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@CNBC Yet they removed Biden after winning all the primary votes. Nothing to see here.
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@TheRealKeean Did he propose to you?
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@KatKanada_TM What in vax-injury could have happened to her?
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@therealhebrahim Do you buy groceries at a gas station?
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@MysticalOS @9to5mac @benlovejoy As if Apple didn't know where the data was coming from lol..
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@globalnews More money thst goes overseas and won’t be audited. When will other countries send Canada money?
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@ElonMusNews I'm an illegal Haitian migrant and I vote no. Now where is my monthly prepaid Visa card??
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@chefjoseandres @JDVance @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @X I don’t give a shit if they are good people. Shipping 20,000 to a town of 60,000 is fucking insane and unfair to those residents.
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@MikeBarrettON Will he be punished with a lifetime Senate appointment?
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@robinmonotti Sumatrans are obviously not paying enough carbon tax. Only increased taxes can thwart volcanoes from erupting.
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@RetirementRight Actually, it ends with Lambos and supermodels.
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