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Don’t wanna waste my days, I want to spend them on enjoyment🤞🏾
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World Cup music fell off, we used to be great
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Pretending to be next man for online attention is fucking insane??????
The guy from Omah lays concert has a question to ask you all
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Nobody looking at that damn basketball
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Him as T’challa’s son? I’m sold
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When OT bop dropped, I hope this yute is doing good
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He really sang this out loud
You know Drake specifically wrote a rap cuz there’s gonna be one specific terrible bar
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Start crying around me when you’re in the wrong and I’ll just look at you like
Crocodile tears never move me lmao if you’re in the wrong with me & you start crying there’s absolutely nothing I can do for you
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bro firmed the taser
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Ay man, even he knew
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Can’t forget the brudda that jumped from his apartment with a chute lmao
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When white people are speaking Yoruba/igbo you lot would be singing for joy like you won the lottery but let your fellow Nigerians learn and it’s a problem lol
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Ayo is not nonchalant, he is SLOW
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dissing someone after asking to take a pic with them is just neeky
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I just remembered AJ done this and im bussing up again lmao
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She’s having flashbacks instead of denying, nahhh this is nuts dkdkdkdkddj
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When Biskit ended knife crime
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Me when I see people leave the theatre before the post credit scene of a marvel movie
Tory’s Lanez Father and Stepmother screaming that Roc Nation is behind all of this feels like a Ryan Murphy script.
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They still together?? See what happens when you beat on the first link
I love how Tanya has turned Shaq into an Amapiano warrior. Are y’all hearing these sounds 😭
#LoveIsland
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This is so funny because wasn’t this the same Dave??
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All I remember when I hear this song nowadays is this😂
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Going on love island twice in the space of 3 months is beyond hilarious
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When she’s not being problematic, Azealia banks is so cold. That 1991 EP still goes crazy
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I still can’t believe he shortened Chukwunonso to Noni😭😭
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Casuals joining football talk during international tournaments<<<<<<
Reminds me of the euros
nothing angers me more than African people talking down on Ghana … a whole other African country
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FIVE (5) -0 ???
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I might genuinely be the last normal nigga around which is worrying because I’m partly crazy
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they’re ranking independence from oyinbos now, it is truly well
i’m sorry but nigeria’s independence day isn’t touching ghana’s independence day
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I don’t think there’s an artiste in the past 5 years that’s come up like Asake did, it was just banger after banger every 2/3weeks
Asake 2022 / Shallipopi 2023
Who had a better rise to huge success in a year?
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I’m sorry but were you parking inside the stadium?
I was 19/20 living in Wembley and had to take out a 10k loan to pay my parking tickets 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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We’re in a serious Jorts epidemic, everyone walking about in jeans shorts like John Cena
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Every single time I see people on here talking about dates at the shard this is the only video I think of😭😭
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Wearing a Bally as a woman is crazy but wearing a bally in Lagos heat is fucking insane
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I still don’t know how this man hasn’t ended up in jail since this
Pastor Tobi celebrating his birthday in London.
Rick Ross, has 24 hours to respond 😂🤔
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It’s so hilarious how Casemiro had to join that Jumanji league to get recognition, most of our 3peat squad would be considered the best players ever if they had their stints in England lmao
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I’m surprised nobody posted these uncles🤣
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Palmer being so fucking shit has made this so hilarious, they said he was the savior
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PR is a crazy thing, this guy stinks
Pablo Picasso draws a face. Filmed in France, 1956
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Not linking within a month basically means curtains
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Indirectly calling yourself a brokie is jokes
I don’t believe in work crushes. Why would I crush on someone who makes the same wage as me?
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Whenever you see that woman in your gym, you gotta just go back home
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CTE
KYLE ANDERSON LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I don’t even care for whatever’s being discussed, she was ahead of her time
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Waka waka is a distant 2nd, nothing comes close to wavin flag AT ALL
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Man said he bought a glizzy from an evil spirit, I’m in tears
Food in London after 12AM is SPOOKY.
I remember one time I bought an innocent hot dog from one of those street stands after the clerb. Someone asked me where I got the hot dog from …
I went to point at bossman and he had disappeared !??!?
Mistakes were made.
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Niggas fell off, you’re meant to do it regardless and suffer the consequences later
He checked the Uber prices and it was £65 💀 he then said he can’t do it
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they said this woman has black features LOOOOOOL
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OIIII His head was in Jupiter fkdkskdnfndk I hope he’s good now😭
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Nigga like me would start selling feet pics dkm
I’m so mad I’m never coming back to this nailshop again they made me look like a girl !!!!!!
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Travis brought out Davido uno, I just knew day 2 would be better than day 1 kmt
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@motysway
And where tf have I ever said any of those were okay?? People call these out every couple months, You stans are just weird
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@serwaahh_xx
people asking about if he can pull the accent off like he’s not a Nigerian man🤣🤣
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I would start a bottle war with bill gates for you
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@jsargio_
Swear Derrick rose said he didn’t know what consent was and the detective investigating his case was found dead
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Burna boy, Fireboy and Asake dropped the best albums to come out of Nigeria this year
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Ronaldo fans I’m sorry, you lot were right. They’re doing everything to help the midget, even South Korea ‘02 wasn’t this bad omds
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Actually slaps?? As in you’re just discovering this?😭😭
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The EPITOM of happy
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So many people in the quotes don’t get the reference😭😭😭
Dami still WALLOWS in a state of meticisina statism, cankerous tribalism, ecocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, catalytic parapoism and state brigadish
#loveisland
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“I’m a heartbreaker but I’m not disrespectful” is the type of shit putafreak Twitter tweets and get 500k likes lol
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They wanted Chiellini red carded and arrested for that foul on Saka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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EASTER IS ABOUT JESUS CHRIST
Don’t invite me to no Easter egg hunt if it ain’t no liquor or drugs involved. Simple as that 😭
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that white woman became tourism minister or sumn just because she could speak Igbo lmao
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This video would never not kill me because how can he hit that pitch😭😭😭
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AJ grabs the Ukraine flag then drops it, grabs Usyks belts, tosses them, leaves, tries to big dog some Saudis on the way out, then pulls a Kanye on the mic. Never seen a breakdown like that before
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this ain’t even love island, just sounds like a confession
Tyrique could be experiencing that heartbreak that could make you bisexual, you just be smashing anything and not even looking
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Something about Drake is gonna drop in a decade’s time
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Forget iskaba, Wande coal is one of the greatest artistes ever
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what a weirdo, anyways guys keep learning your languages
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Wande Coal has one of the best afrobeats discographies of all time
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“I’m 18 stone I’m heavy”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the memes from that night were too hilarious
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Bkchat and social media have cooked this gen
at my age of 21, i have yet to have gone on a baecation? God I don’t wanna be a mechanic, i wanna be a ballerrr😭
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BRUDDA THEY HAVE NOT EVEN TRIED TO HIDE IT ALL TOURNAMENT, THIS IS INSANE
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