Dan's Cafe
@DansCafeDC
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Shut the fuck up and drink your squirt bottle
Adams Morgan, Washington, DC
Joined July 2017
RT @richardbiancojr: @BarredinDC Probably not signature, or a cocktail, but, I've never seen some shit like this anywhere else. https://t.c…
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Welcome to Hipster Field at Gentrification Yards. Sushi sales end at the beginning of the 4th quarter.
A small architecture group is making a pitch for a new Commanders stadium at the RFK site. It's a long-shot effort, but the firm's director says he wants to influence conversations about the site. Here's my story: #RaiseHail #commanders
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Good thing his supporters already know how to get inside
Due to the dangerously cold temperatures expected Monday, President-elect Trump's inauguration is moving indoors, sources tell @alaynatreene, @KateSullivanDC and me. Expect Trump and Vance to be sworn in inside the Capitol Rotunda.
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RT @BraddrofliT: “I’ll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.
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Amateur stuff. We only need 16hrs per week.
Progressive Hill staff are asking for a 32-hour workweek "We write today to encourage you to consider adopting a proposal that would improve worker satisfaction, increase staff retention in Congress, and model a more sustainable approach to work on a national level."
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Here’s the trick, no one gives a shit about the gender stuff if your bathroom has a billion other problems
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Bad week for America. GREAT week for squirting straight liquor into your face.
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Yeah - it’s through the door in the back right corner of our bar
Is there a Mets bar in dc
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Does New York not have shitty dive bars to cut these deals in?
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We stopped hosting fantasy football drafts when Ochocinco left the NFL
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Didn’t throw the spit ball?
The Hawk Tuah girl just threw out the first pitch at the Mets game 😭
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