We’ve got a list of people who drink free at the bar.
1.Ulysses S. Grant
2.Steve Lombardozzi and Danny Espinosa (ONLY when they arrive together)
3.Dolly Parton
4.🚨NEW ADDITION🚨 Whoever runs social for
@JohnFetterman
Game recognize game.
Good news! Dan’s now serves breakfast! Available only Friday, Saturday, Sunday mornings from 12:00am-2:00am and consists of your choice of liquor and mixer.
Broccoli asparagus guac salsa and a fuckton of carrots with tequila, yeah we’ll make that squirt bottle for anyone who orders the “
@DrOz
” this weekend
Our value proposition is pretty much the same as Biden’s…
✅ shockingly old
✅ kinda falling apart
✅ occasionally scares the hell out of you
✅ slow motion car wreck you can’t look away
✅ still better than all the other bullshit out there
@BarredinDC
Any restaurant that stays in business for so long and is able to bring joy to a city and reinventing itself over the years , just it deserves our respect and admiration
@LauriolPlazaDC
I had great times there!
where’s a good place to drink in DC after your best friend comes down for the weekend for your birthday and her car gets stolen by children and now she’s trapped here?
@BarredinDC
@PoPville
Me when I finally meet the anonymous dude who created the
@DansCafeDC
Twitter account 7 years ago who still tricks folks today who think it's real dammit
We’re scouring the fine print for loopholes and we think our best bet is the word “people.” Our customers don’t meet any standard definition of the word.
If you’re considering a New Years party at a crowded sweaty bar where you’re gonna be in line for shitty drinks all night only to go home disappointed, save the $150 and come here instead.
Special “Commanders” squirt bottle on the menu this weekend. Pretty boring and plain. Won’t even have liquor in it - just Diet Coke and ice.
Honestly just go to a bar with a drink called the Raven or something. Fuck.
Critical dive bar theory is that you’re at a shitty dive bar because of a long series of shitty things you’ve done and said long before the isolated shitty decision to come to our bar.
We find this to be true.
🚨Rep.-elect George Santos has arrived on Capitol Hill
He did not answer multiple questions, only telling me he will vote for Kevin McCarthy for speaker.