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@NxtDeterio
The birdie slowed its fall, an elephant has no such ability, he's an incredibly low-drag creature compared to a bird with feathers and wings.
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@NikTekOfficial
I love it. GTA 6 hypebeasts were the most annoying shit for years, I am very happy Rockstar is taking their time on their baby and giving it the love it deserves.
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@wwarrior_1
What sucks is, on the one end, Abby does everything in her power to seem personable EXCEPT when it comes to Joel or Ellie. She's too pathetic to be a villain, yet too evil to be a relatable hero.
The story honestly feels like we're looking at it from Abby's POV the entire way.
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@SteelCity_917
@tavernofterrors
@bartonovopolis
@Just_MeX89
What the fuck is the analogy here?? Alan Wake 2 defeated by Spider-Man 2? I don't get it.
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@islantstudio
@nypost
It's in Idaho, where minimum wage is $7.25 and unchanged since 2009. Also, they could just have you work the whole 8 hours without a single break, but that's not McDonald's policy.
There is no reason why this meal is so expensive.
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@ResiEvilCentral
The weird, sudden cut was far far worse than just directly showing it. Holy shit that was graphic....
AND don't get me wrong, original RE4 was way way gorier. But the implied gore in the newer remakes is pretty messed up too.
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@UdyHighs
@NoContextHumans
....Why are we assuming she's done something bad to deserve this?? Maybe she's just bad at dating.
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@SynthPotato
That's the thing, Wolverine PS5 looks REALLY good from the footage I've seen?? It doesn't even look bad! It looks better than Spider-Man 2 I'd even say.
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@giftgab538
@elonmusk
He is not a leader of anything. This is a transphobic narrative meant to push the idea that trans-rights activists are predatory towards children, the same kind of agenda that was pushed against gay people in the 1950s to justify homophobia.
Stop spreading lies.
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@Joyboy21st
@InternetH0F
You aren't just high for multiple days dude, and if you are that's a different problem lol.
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@imkvrt
@SynthPotato
"Misty" like GTA 3 Misty?? Damn, John would've been like 130 years old by the time he'd get to meet her 😂😂
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@itscuriousj
@InternetH0F
Dude "safe estimate" sex can get ROUGH. You can burn 500 calories EASILY in 1 hour of it, I doubt it was two.
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@greentexts_bot
It really speaks to Black Mesa that everyone there is so qualified, that someone with a literal PhD in physics is like the lab rat to be sent into the highly radioactive test chamber 😂
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@Baku88475562
Dude what sucks even more is like, big boobs are somehow inherently sexualization. I still don't like that they made Allen 80% smaller than he was in the comics, dude's meant to be like Nolan-type swole.
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@conquiescamus
@ShitpostRock
"What, what."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
😂😂 I think that's the least appropriate time to question your friends lol.
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@islantstudio
@nypost
Also, the same Big Mac combo meal costs $13.69 cents in Times fucking Square, where the actual, oh so horrible 15 dollar minimum wage is actually legally mandated.
So paying workers is clearly not the problem, especially in NYC.
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@SocDemLad
@shoe0nhead
Ken is the highlight of the movie. If Barbie tried so damn hard to be the highlight but failed, why was she ever the lead? Maybe she should've tried even being nominated, like all of these actresses who actually got nominated.
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@Apothecary_Whom
@TheTweetOfRhea
Not only that, but parachutes for the baby would be EXTREMELY dangerous. The whiplash at that speed alone, the bones and skull of a baby aren't even prepared to handle that.
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@JesnCin
"Le casually discussing racism late at work" love itttt...... Woooo, what an uplifting story. An American citizen getting this, despite working with her colleagues for years, and that they should know better by now..
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@Jags24Asare
Damn, 2007?? Thas crazy. And they even updating the "all rights reserved" text on a yearly basis, making sure it's up to date, big priorities 😂😂
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@Grrted
I can't wait for the guy to showcase the shotgun and be like "hold on, I gotta charge it up first" 😂😂
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@LifelessPCMR
@GoodReddit
LMFAO Bruhhhhh 😭😭 I MEAN, it was the trauma of invading someone else's country, to force them into a particular system of government, and then failing anyway after piles of bodies so.... I mean.
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@ramzpaul
India?? Aren't American game devs making games that run on the PS4, but can't run equally as well on a PC with identical specs to the PS4? Or how about games that look worse requiring higher minimums??
I feel like this is modern game development now lol.
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@ReviewsPossum
If the reason for this is comfort, then tall people should be accommodated with extra leg-room and children should be seated for free just by default....
But no, like this policy appeals to people in a way that makes the company look good.
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@GunnerDobbins
"The truth is, Peter.... Eh fuck it I don't care." Lmfao I like how he was taking the moral highground at first but then he's like "meh I don't really have a point here do I with what I'm doing" 😂😂
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@MrGameGear
@itsOmak_
It ain't even about that, like how can you just make an entire suit a crosspromo for a real life merchandise brand??
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@RHNintendo
@cnviolations
New Zealander IS a proper term, just not used properly here is all 😅
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@Alkibiades_
So marriage and hair color were vital distinctions in allowing people to vote?? Wild.
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@TheBizarreStar
@KingIcespike
Not only that but like, it's just so obvious "I'm single" bait posting. The very obvious cleavage shots, it doesn't really feel like "I need a boyfriend" it feels more like "look at my hot girlfriend" from a guy.
Single women don't post shit like this so explicitly.
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@DUSKdev
Honestly I'm surprised how RDR2 gets away with the most VICIOUS brutality, like you can literally drown people by hand, or slit their throats, or slash them to death, blow their legs off with either a shotgun or dynamite....
But you just shoot a civilian in GTA 4 and it's crazy.
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@CultureCrave
@liam985_
Basically no. In Left 4 Dead 1 and 2, all the difficulties effectively scaled how much damage Specials and Commons did to you as well as the damage multiplier that the Commons take from all bullet-based weaponry.
The AI director only adjusted item spawns and zombie spawns.
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@docsquiddy
A good rule of thumb: not everyone has thousands of dollars set aside every 3 years to buy the absolute LATEST GPU and CPU, nor should they be expected to.
In 2025 this'd be reasonable, but in 3 days? Who are we really kidding here, man? MK1 from September, btw.
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@chinasaawo
@rao_zam
@InternetH0F
If the fridge is free, the implication is that there's something wrong with it, that it isn't even worth 10 dollars.
If a fridge costs ANYTHING, that means it MUST at least WORK.
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@Irunnia_
@Morbidful
You would not die in 2 hours is the worst part. You THINK you would, and if there was no escape you'd HOPE but... Not how it works. He was upside down as well, meaning so much blood was just stuck in his skull and behind his eyes. Must've been painful.
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@bonty_quavion
@ayeejuju
Blood flow was cut off to George Floyd's brain for 9 minutes, as well as his ability to breathe. If you actually saw the video, Floyd was passed out for a long time. Intentional strangulation by way of knee to the neck would kill anyone, of any size, healthy, sober or not.
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@KnoWhatCeb
@OperatorDrewski
The worst skin in the game that blends in with the background 9 times out of 10.
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@CleavageCrumbs
@historyinmemes
It looks beautiful, but also these resources were taken from the people when they were at their most neediest.
Idk why it's so clean tho, I'm guessing it's a propaganda video taken right after they like did a thorough clean of the station or something lol.
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@GalenMicheal
@InternetH0F
Sure, but on the other hand: you do NOT want to burn down with the house. Sure, you can like "sleep with the shoes on UwU I'm so quirky and drunk and stupid, I can't take em off 😭😭" but the OVEN is a pretty big deal.
If he was JUST a little bit smarter, he'd have opened it.
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@fellawhomstdve
I can whip up a 500 word essay just talking to my ex, essays were the easiest shit ever 😂😂
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@python4p3
@DramaAlert
It was skin-to-skin bonding which is really good for newborns, dude. What the fuck, you didn't even look at the original image did you??
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@Campbell_Trio
@GreatCheshire
I DO like the idea of Sheldon being so socially awkward and reserved that "if it's funny, it's a BAZINGA!" stuck out to him so much 😂😂
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@dontallow
@Tharizdun03
That's the thing, they're more like orcs or something than a different race.
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@SamiFathi_
You know Apple won't like it when it requires offsetting the sale of wireless earbuds, actually giving people the charger AND letting you replace the battery so your phone doesn't die 3 years from then 😂😂
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@lkreis92
@dmitchellrep
@gunsnrosesgirl3
That's kinda genius! The warm water by ITSELF would suck, but the combination of the warm pipes running across the entirety of the roads sounds great!!
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@excalibur1151
I do think it's funny how these "End Wokeness" type accounts get upset and triggered by people being trans or having weird fetishes, ignoring the fact that the US military would fold any other country's military like a paper plate.
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@Smokeyforestry
@Zyntheia
@SarahKWilliam
@SocDoneLeft
Both went into it, the primary inspiration for the VISUAL design of the empire was the Nazis but they were also meant to represent tyrannical Empires in a more general sense, as well as the US during the Vietnam War.
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@firnien
@MalRageFFXIV
@Sean_Sorey
Actually yes, you're not allowed to like post anonymously or something, and a lot of SOs get these like social media restrictions if that's the route they were convicted in the first place.
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@l3l2ucelee
@Morbidful
He IS. You can adapt, humans are made to adapt and survive in extreme circumstances, even this one. He found his own happiness and he thrives, so could you.
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@tkelly717
@zerowontmiss
@kirawontmiss
It's really just such a disgusting marketing ploy and scam by this point. I haven't seen a single, EXTRAORDINARILY good Black Friday deal in like.... Almost 8 years I want to say.
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@Gei4Mei
@GiveMeBanHammer
That's... I mean they're his literal friends. Sure it's a little wild, but you don't just "grow out of" friends you've known for like over a decade because of success.
Most celebrities, or non-celebrities, don't.
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@KingIcespike
As a Private Investigator or Detective, you'd suck at your job if you didn't notice a stolen object literally on a person you interviewed to inquire about the stolen object the first moment you spoke to them 😭
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@MCU_SPIDER
@NikTekOfficial
That would be awesome, but I think generally developers just fear cold-dropping a product like that.
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@ArtRenewal
@dontallow
@Tharizdun03
I would love to see an example of this. And if someone's already racist, it doesn't matter if a show exists they can apply to real life or not, they will be racist anyway.
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@apurv_anand
@mrGrizzCorp
@InternetH0F
How, it's not a fucking Call of Duty mission, what are you gonna do, like swim to the damn ship in the icy cold waters?? It is literally FREEZING, you would FREEZE to DEATH before you did anything for anyone, and the ship was basically rapidly sinking at this point.
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@GoodReddit
Because it was awkward?? There wasn't really a punchline, not only is it obnoxious but it wasn't even timed with any particular Soviet themed event. Also, it's just kinda lame lol.
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@ShitpostGate
UNIRONICALLY if you gave a serious partner this ultimatum they'd legitimately take offense that you would be intruding on their hobbies.
It's like the equivalent of, "my girlfriend cannot have guy friends ever." Almost IMMEDIATE no.
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@shadabansari40
@InternetH0F
It's been like that for generations. USED to be a NECESSITY to have your home made out of wood, now it's a luxury people PURSUE.
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@AGuyWhoTweet5
@JustMeRyder
It was definitely intentional. It was ABSOLUTELY taken advantage of by the writers of the mission code lol.
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@GTAesthetic_
Looking back is actually way better, among other things the rearview mirror completely distorts your view of well, the rear.
Looking back yourself, you get a much clearer picture.
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@RowbyYT
"I recognized the letter before me, the handwriting was all pretty curves."
*Trickster's getting a terrible rework, Max.*
The truth hit me like a point-blank shot straight to the face. Facing this Killer and playing him wasn't gonna be so fun anymore.
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@insectbrah
Bad therapist will try to twist and turn your narrative into a simpler one they can grasp or the one they desire, a good therapist will work with you and get on your level to find out what the problem is.
Like doctors, cops, lawyers, NURSES, there's good and bad ones.
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@sire_sommy
@FunnyHumanRace
@crazyclipsonly
That was SO SLICK, I WAS WORRIED FOR HIM but he pulled it off! I think the fight was avoidable, but I'm happy it didn't really get messy for anyone either way.
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@NaelJanahi
@Mangalawyer
Cuz of a Chun-Li mod on an SF6 tournament from one of the hosts watching the match and streaming it lmfao
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@GoodReddit
He is literally gen-alpha himself, what is he complaining about 😂😂 Most unbearable place ever, seriously. It's such a vibe of "I'm so much more mature than my peers oh my Godddd"
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@4chan_green
@s8n
Who is gonna tell a 4channer there's such a thing as being bisexual. My fucking God 😂😂
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@cnviolations
I didn't even notice the leg hair. Jesus the expectations here are absurd, like all humans have hair almost everywhere unless they have a condition 😂
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@LaloDoesArt
As someone who watched the movie and read some of the comics, I really don't feel like I'll see anything new with this show. Right?
Like the story's already been told.
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@TheBasedLawyer
@FunnyHumanRace
@crazyclipsonly
It wasn't that he was "displaying" his woman, and a woman is not your property to be "displayed", she chose how she wanted to dress.
It was the dude being weird to his girl that pissed him off.
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@ProjectCaracas
@Morbidful
Nah that's sweet of him, now if only he wasn't the reason any woman would have to do this 😂😂
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@FreyGives
@PicturesFoIder
She is 22 years old. Kinda sad she wiped almost all her social media and stopped posting anything anywhere after the incident, tho. That must've scarred her a lot.
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@ecto_fun
The brutal pain of like, your father figure being like "yes well I loved ALL of em, I can't just pick one!" 😂😅
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@vHephaestus
@TinkleMcgee
@bigborisman
@PrivaXyIsXtinct
@whoaking
@Vicoseven
@InternetH0F
Do you need a police officer to tell you to not kill someone, like wtf. "Don't blame him, he didn't know, if a police officer stopped him he would've known."
It's the most COMMON illegal punch in boxing! Literally, everyone knows!
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Stop LEECHING off of the GTA 6 trailer, like God DAMN how are we getting 10-20 minute videos off of this shit??
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