Uncle_Dan
@Dan_dapenman
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Statistician - All about the Facts, the Figures + a little bit of the Feelings involved.
Joined February 2022
No matter how horny you get as a man; 1. Never knack your guy babe 2. Never knack your guy ex/fling 3. Never knack babe wey reject your guy for your presence 4. Never knack a drunk babe 5. Never knack your sister/cousin 6. Never knack person wife 7. Never knack your guy daughter.
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The Sergio Ramos, a very rich and brutally handsome A+ world footballer who happens to be Spanish moving to Mexico (a humble neighborhood where beautiful/sexy young women are like stars in the sky) and his wife “refused” to go with him? It's either too much trust or divorce. 🤷🏽♂️
🚨 Sergio Ramos' wife Pilar Rubio has refused move to Mexico following her husband's surprise move to Monterrey. 🇲🇽 (Source: @MailSport)
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The Sergio Ramos, a very rich and brutally handsome A+ world footballer who happens to be Spanish moving to Mexico (a humble neighborhood where beautiful/sexy young women are like stars in the sky) and his wife “refused” to go with him? It's either too much trust or divorce. 🤷🏽♂️
🚨 Sergio Ramos' wife Pilar Rubio has refused move to Mexico following her husband's surprise move to Monterrey. 🇲🇽 (Source: @MailSport)
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RT @Tactx_: Selling this lad was a crime. Chelsea desperately need players to complement some of their attacking talent with the other si…
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RT @Sabinus1_: Once you are friendly with the chefs in an event then your Jollof rice is sure🥘🍛
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RT @Blue_Footy: ‼️ Jackson is no Didier Drogba, but his mobility and intensity stretch the game whether Chelsea are on the front or back fo…
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His form early in the season with Palmer's magic got them looking like contenders. His form in front of goal disappeared and the title race hope disappeared with it. Palmer needs help now more than ever and he can't get it from Madueke, Neto or Sancho so Nico needs to fix up.
‼️ This [vs Brighton], Chelsea’s most toothless display of the season, did more than even his most clinical performances to highlight the undeniable value of Jackson as a No 9. His ability to spin, turn and, above all, run relentlessly towards goal with and without the ball helped utterly dismantle Brighton’s high defensive line inside 45 minutes at Stamford Bridge in September. ~ @liam_twomey
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Nicholas Jackson is by far the best player in the Chelsea team when he's not trying to score which is very ironic because he's the no 9. 🤦🏽♂️ He's literally just good ‘composure & finishing’ away from being in the PFA and Ballon d’or conversations but he's terrible at it. Too Sad
‼️ This [vs Brighton], Chelsea’s most toothless display of the season, did more than even his most clinical performances to highlight the undeniable value of Jackson as a No 9. His ability to spin, turn and, above all, run relentlessly towards goal with and without the ball helped utterly dismantle Brighton’s high defensive line inside 45 minutes at Stamford Bridge in September. ~ @liam_twomey
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RT @UTDTrey: They call a game of using your feet to play with a ball “Soccer” They call a game of using your hands to play with a ball “fo…
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Not when they finished 10th Not when they finished 12th Not when Abrahimovic left But it's RIP when they are literally in top 4 and Europe?
RIP Chelsea football club. 1905-2025.
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Because the football is shit.
Why does it feel like we always lose?
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Men will never again be able to regain their place and respect in the order of things so long as they continue to sell their seed in order to feed. Never
Sperm donor 20-24 price 1.4M Sperm donor 24-28 price 1M Sperm donor 28-32 price 800k Sperm donor 32-36 price 500k Sperm donor 36-40 price 100k.
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Nobody will say the truth but a certain poor striker provides spaces & unlocks him.
🗣 Craig Burley: "There was no cutting edge to the game. Palmer has stopped influencing games like he was." ~ @ESPNFC
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Rakim Meyers: Musician/Business Man 36 yrs $20 Million 5'10 ft Ridiculously handsome Summary: He's the textbook definition of a high value man. Rihanna agrees, she spreads her legs for him to nut inside and went through the pain of childbirth for him (X2). “Alpha Male” ko & ni
ASAP Rocky is proof that if a woman truly loves you, she will never leave you no matter what. Look at Rihanna He's broke, she's a billionaire, didn't stop her from having his kids He's a B list rapper, she's a global superstar, but she sings along to his mediocre songs He's cheated on her, she forgave him He's a criminal, she's standing with him in court A woman leaving you for any reason means she never loved you in the first place
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