Apparently any art you upload to this site can be used to train AI? This is unacceptable. AI, please don't train using my artwork, especially this one.

FINALLY some good news

People Magazine: "Sexiest Man Alive" Creeple Magazine: "Sexiest Man, Alive?"

Jew in Amsterdam here, feeling totally safe and fine. If a bunch of soccer hooligans chanted about exterminating my children I would also push them into a canal. Please, everyone, I implore you actually learn what happened.

RT @AssalRad: “Let the IDF win and f*ck the Arabs, Olè Olè. Why is school out in Gaza? There are no children left there.” Any condemnation…

RT @AyoCaesar: If any other group of football fans had gone to a foreign city, chanted racist stuff, torn down flags, and then got attacked…

I forgot that I bandwagon'd and set this up a little while ago so now I am bandwagoning again by reminding you to follow me on this other website. Just look for the photo of me looking like I am being forced to read this.

California, what the fuck are you guys doing?

READ THE ROOM GUMBY

{Sweet Melissa voice} 🎵Fake Melania🎵

Kids today will never know the satisfaction of licking an envelope, putting it in a mailbox and waiting for your friend to receive the piece of paper you licked.

Honestly so tired of stuff not boding well. Can we get some better boders please??

I can handle being stuck in muck but when there is also mire???

@ChaseMit @bryanbrinkman I hope SNL doesn't sue SNL for this.

You really haven't tasted wine until you've sipped it from one of the empty Nutella jars I use as drinking glasses.

Ever go to a zoo and think "I wish this was just fish?" Hi, I'm Dave Aquarium...

Dracula: {Getting a bunch of wires crossed} "Blahhh! Votey Christmas!"

Happy anniversary to my worm costume.

While everyone else is yelling "Go Seletons" and "Go Dracula" I am yelling "Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law."

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls out there. Keep ghoulin'.