Cis-man Dan
@DanMarsh01991
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A 33yr old trying to kill some time. WARNING: Sometimes 18+ in replies, likes, and a select few people I follow. DM's are ALWAYS open. 18+ followers only plz
Tacoma, WA
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@turnintoabat
@itssamanthaaaa_
I think this picture is hitting the nail on the head 100 fucking percent
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@TheeDocHolliday
@ThisLifeTyHave
@OGValnas
You seem to be the "triggered" one when people respond to your post with facts that have 0 feelings in it. 😂😂😂😂
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@cari_mclellan
@gretagerwigflew
Is she hiding the fountain of youth, or is she bathing in the blood virgins to stay young?
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@KillEmSel
@harleivy
It really was. She pushed herself to her limit and tapped into that unknown power source. It's like those stories of the mothers who pick up a car to save their child. The adrenaline rush made her stronger.
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@imreinvented11
@orangelobotomy
@aizpokka
It's most likely a hate follow. See what he posts and then rage about it
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@joshstrap13
My response to that would be, "oh fuck....thanks for letting me know. I'll get tested, let me know when everything is over and we can have fun again 😜"
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I think my uncle found my Twitter....I blocked so damn fast 😬
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I was offered Sex today by a 26 year
old man. In exchange I was meant to
advertise some bathroom cleaner on
Twitter. Of course I refused cos of
my morals and strong willpower.
Which is just as strong as Ajax, the
super strong Bathroom cleaner. Now
available scented with Lemon 🍋
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@_cydneyy
@Dangerousaidil
And yet they'll go into locker rooms and get naked around one another lol
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@tumininubizzle
@imreinvented11
@orangelobotomy
@aizpokka
Hate following is where you follow someone just to see what they post to make fun of it, speak against it, or even rage about it.
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@photonsmight
I wanted to see more of the sister on the top. She was GORGEOUS! I was speechless when I saw her.
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@Igotprettylips
@dizzywockhardt
@lmTheReasonWhy
Is this Twitter/X? Cause I'm reading a rational conversation with full thought-out reasonings.
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@TBIYTC2020
@WomenBeingAwful
Notice how the spreadsheet doesn't even say how he asked or who initiated when it was a yes?
There's info missing, lol
I still agree with you btw, it's just weird how that's left out, lol
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@HypraSeaPea
@gaytoastu
Good thing you graduated, otherwise it would be a very depressing letter lol
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@ludensee
Might be controversial....but I understand where the guy is coming from about not having any milk. You live together, in a relationship with each other. Maybe make sure there's enough for both of you.....
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@justsayessence
@demisatyr
Literally said he, "failed every single beauty standard" ain't calling him ugly??
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@outsports
Just can't wait for the day something like this isn't a story, and just something normal
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@JinkiesJerrica
@TrexPushups
Wow, credit the artist instead of flipping the photo lol
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@A_Cagle1
@HerbsandDirt
@sheldonrampton
@Ampersand48
Guess it must not have existed 🤔
Ignoring the actual fact that a lot of "unexplained creatures" saw in the olden days, like early medieval times, were because of bad eyesight.
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@SleepiestWriter
@_cydneyy
@Dangerousaidil
I'll remember that before I make out with a guy. So it won't be gay lol
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@_cydneyy
@Dangerousaidil
And sometimes comparing sizes. But that can't possibly be considered homoerotic or flat or gay lol
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I did the gay thing. Got a haircut and posting it on social media
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@justsayessence
@demisatyr
He called him leftovers and every comment he making is belittling the guy. Both of them really.
His whole post screams "don't date below your looks. You're better than that". And that's disgusting. All it does is make ppl to feel like shit about themselves
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@gracecamille_
I really had to read through the comments here to realize this is a joke..... cause omfg they're are people like this, and it's sad 😬
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It's my birthday, and this dumb app wants to glitch my balloons by only putting them in my header 😂
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This x2
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@midnight_tlaloc
I mean...I've had someone not eat in the last 4hrs, and douche. But it still happened. Idk..
But shit happens, don't shame. Clean, and then decide to continue or stop
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@mrscharlawrence
@lauraaaarrr
@quelsee
@missNgrunge
He literally rambled on, saying jack shit befit he explained.
I would have blocked this person after the 4th message if he didn't 🤣
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It's my birthday. So send me nice things below or in my DM's 😌
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@WGthink
@OliLondonTV
You do realize you're replying to a man who got plastic surgery to make himself Asian right? 😂
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@joaocomassetto_
@salvucciodamico
Reminds me of Jessie when she had her hair wet, and it was down. I love it <3
I also seriously thought this was a figurine
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@thatcleverbish
@DanikaEllis
You mean the books that still have words that are meant to be read, and the pictures are just illustrations of what is going on? Instead of having to think about what's going on in the poorly written action scene....
Reading is reading. Stories are stories.
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@BlueberryAlien
@h3h3productions
They are suppose to reduce the chance of you from giving it to OTHERS. Like how in Asian culture, when you're sick, you wear a mask as to not get others sick. You know, basic logic and thinking of others. Not hard to understand
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@mlmferdinand
@comingupconnor
I hate that joke, Millie isn't even homophobic, so it's just putting the poor girl down
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@_summerchld
@nkosi191
@heyyitsjanea
It's the shape they're based off of. There's a reason a twirled up wet towel is called a rat's tail
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@drulipabs
@DisneyStudios
Then instead of being vague.... how about you actually say it? Oh right....because it is what we think. Racism
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Just a reminder.....for anyone interested. I do have an alt 😏 Link in my profile 🤭
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@salvucciodamico
3 thing.
1. That's true
2. He possibly just came out to you lol
3. Wtf is with the font size? It's so big. I wear glasses and I have to hold my phone back lol
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Okay, will add some people to my circle. I just posted something REALLY good 🟢
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@Igotprettylips
@lmTheReasonWhy
Yeeeeep, there it is.
And if it is their own little kink.... this is one that shouldn't be on tik tok. Keep it for an OF or somewhere personal 😅
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@RadReputationXX
@DlLFBUSSY
But did the 45yr old know that they were 16? When the app is 18+, and all you have to do is say. "I'm 18"
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@fatfabfeminist
@trashpopsong
Disclosure: I'm not a fan of Swift at all personally, so don't think this is some Swifty thing.
There is nothing here attacking fat ppl. It's about HER experience and how SHE felt and was thinking and feeling. Not everything is about you and everyone else =/
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@SSimm64
@Blunderbuckets
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@Jezebel
Honestly, I work at Target, tons of female coworkers, and I've heard enough complain about the crappy quality of their product.
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@thejohnny81
These 2 deserve that title, they're so sexy they have brogasms from just being around one another
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@codycotyc
This is a gross overreaction on there part....but as someone who's only compliment they've ever received their whole life was, "you have pretty eyes"..I kind of get it. Like, anything else? It's not exactly a defining feature
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@BreezyHuizy
@nataliereed84
@jpbrammer
But let's be honest, the Prince looked better as the beast than a human with the design lol
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@_cris_y
@drewgmackie
Nobody is saying that...wtf. let people identify as queer if they want to and don't be hurt when ppl want to use it for themselves
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If any of you see my shirt in the background of a photo or video, or even apart of it! @ or tag me
#folsomstreetfair2022
#folsom
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He won't be remembered as an "innovator", he will be known as a murderer. HE is one of the people responsible for his own death, and that of the other passengers.
CEO Stockton Rush: "I have broken some rules to make this. (…) The carbon fibre and titanium there is a rule that you don’t do that. Well, I did.“
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#OceanGate
#Titan
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