Dan Kellett
@DanKellettPNE
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Mr Bean trying to get money for a bus ticket in a random french market
I have tried to sing Andrea Bocelli opera music
What do you all think?
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We are urgently appealing to trace Daniel Khalife, who escaped from Wandsworth Prison this morning.
He has links to
#Kingston
- police efforts to trace him are ongoing. He should not be approached.
If you have info on his whereabouts, call 999 quoting CAD 1631/06SEP23
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Noel Gallagher being in sectioned off executive area and Liam just being in the stands for the champions league final tells you all you need to know about them both
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34 year old man going to wembley stadium in crocs, marge simpson socks, stormzy shut up joggers and a youtuber hoodie, they aint normal down there stg
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Need more of this, show these scroaty little cunts that they arent invincible
Police bosses are reviewing a video that shows an officer bringing a 14-year-old boy to the ground with a knee to his midriff. Full story:
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1 year ago Preston North End FC made a grown man cry on YouTube, beautiful beautiful club
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“What you in for mate?” “Called Joel Hughes a nonce on Twitter”
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150 likes and I’ll get this on the back of my north end shirt this season
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Hands up if you’re the greatest thing British music has ever seen
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@_GeorgeRFC
Why don’t you try doing the job with leaves in net, absolute monster of a keeper but nothings said about him because his names not David De Gea
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Blackpool fans aren’t smart enough to understand basic Twitter trends? Imagine my shock
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Best striker from each country
🇩🇪Louis Möulter
🇫🇷Loúis Móulte
🇮🇹Lourenzo Moulti
🇪🇸Louis Moultiesta
🏴Louis Moult
🏴Louis McMoult
🇮🇪Louis O’Moult
🇵🇹Louistiano Moultando
🇨🇳Lou Wis Moult
🇯🇵Louisaki Moultato
🇸🇦Louis Al Moult
🇸🇪Louis Moulterson
🇷🇺Louisor Moultov
#pnefc
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Me getting pulled out of Psychology tomorrow morning by the rozzas for calling Joel Hughes a nonce on Twitter
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Ben Davies on 40k at the champions of England, Ben Pearson on 20k at garden shed FC. Levels.
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If this time last year you'd have told me that we would be 8th 2pts of playoffs with our best players being Ben Davies, Rotherams "worst player" and some lad from Cork City, i'd have thought you were taking the piss, i bloody love this club ⚪⚪
#pnefc
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Soccer aid is actually the worst thing to ever happen to the credibility of womens football how has the lad from boy in the striped pyjamas bagged before any professional womens player, long day
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Dont even get me started on the comically large sunglasses
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Why are chips and curry sauce butty at Swansea so expensive
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Only our fans would have a meltdown over a youth player who couldnt get games for AFC Fylde
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Throwback to year 10 when I was just chilling in Germany with my Blackburn mate and some random German guy came up to us recording, safe to say the guy knew his stuff and the guy knew who THE elite team in Lancashire are
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“Your honour my client SadioSzn denies all allegations of hate speech against Mr Joel Hughes as he believes he is justified in calling Mr Hughes a “dirty little nonce case””
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@the_pavers
“Aston Villa
Ollie Bennett
State of those jeans lad!!! Looks like he's just finished changing a tyre! 🧐”
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Beautiful, match day vlogger tears are back. Football is back.
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Dont chat about dossers
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Nice to see PR keeping to his promises of a hectic transfer window, can hardly concentrate with all these signings we’ve made. Can always trust our Peter to keep a promise
#pnefc
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@TomFromPreston
Can’t lie mate im not really gutted i missed out on Southampton vs leeds at wembley
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Feel for Birmingham fans you know their standards are so low that literally everyone associated with the club was acting like they were incredible in the first half, they had 2 shots, i dread to think what a bad half for them is
#bcfc
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Result aside i hope those 2,500 Plymouth fans have a horrible journey home you inbred pasty bastards
#pafc
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Me getting pulled out of History Monday morning by the rozzas for calling Peter ridsdale a fraud on Twitter dot com
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Hands up if on the 10th of may 2015 you made Ian evatt cry for 90 minutes causing him to throw a tantrum and ask for your address so he could “fill you in”
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@MichaelLeahey3
@FootyLimbs
What would you know about Liverpool’s limbs ye from Northern Ireland
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As if all of these have heard Troy farthing sing blinding lights
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Whoever wrote that A level biology paper 2 is a grade A nonce
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#pnefc
just realised theres less spaces seperating Blackpool to Chorley than there is seperating Blackpool to North End 😂😂
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Southampton vs Preston 7:45 on a Wednesday night nice one lads i’ll cycle yh?
David Garrido explains how you can play your part in the upcoming Green Football Weekend which uses the power of football to tackle climate change 🌎
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Said it before and I’ll say it again, celebrating in front of any stand at Elland Road is playing with feathers and you will get your arse tickled. Thanks for coming lads now fuck off.
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Fabrizio Ramano talking about north end on sky what’s going on
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Pic of a random lad outside deepdale now our fans are linking us to every black u23 in the prem, couldnt make it up
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Banning order please for the grown adult with a sign asking for a players shirt by the tunnel
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@mainlyoasis
@Cian_McGivern
Shows how out of touch noel is and shows how down to earth Liam is
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Leeds trying to force a rivalry was not on my 2024 bingo bard
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Mccann will go to another club and thrive, we will regret starting browne over him in years to come
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How MGH thinks transfers work:
Liverpool are current Premier League & Champions League winners, yet refuse to go all out and bring in a proper CB? I'm so confused.
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Preston North End whenever their managers jobs on the line
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What pub you going before the game?
None mate going to walk down the road looking really scary with me and my scary mates
Celtic out in Glasgow yesterday ahead of the Old Firm derby today
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You just know all the virgins in every fam base are gonna be spending £8 on transfer windows for the blue tick to make their fake “👀✍️” more believable
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That stokeyg is genuinely the biggest virgin on the planet
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Put this at Deepdale and i will have the best slumber ive had in a long long time
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