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@Damiofficia

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⛲⛲ Legal Practitioner, Liverpool Lover, You Will Never Walk Alone. What ever of my attitude you subscribe to is Available.❤️❤️

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Dami
5 months
Together we can fight this. Your support can make a difference in my friends battle against cancer. No amount is too small his account details and phone number is on the flyer 🙏🏻 we dont want to lose Femi guys PLEASE 🙏🏻
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Dami
7 months
What can stop a man from cheating ? 🤔
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Dami
7 months
Nobody hide pains like a mother who is trying to be strong for her kids.
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Dami
7 months
Don’t allow someone to come back into your life just because you have a history together. If your relationship went from something beautiful to chaos, let those memories go. Stop going back to what your heart is trying to heal from.
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Dami
7 months
You are not a nobody listen again you are not a nobody, you are somebody who is underestimated by a bunch of nobodies who think they are somebody, keep going and keep pushing. Ajeh………I dey motivate you
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Dami
7 months
Your husband and your father are arguing?? Then your husband said babe go into the car and wait for me. Then your father says sit down there and don’t go anywhere? What is your next move ??
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Dami
6 months
In case someone needs your services, what do you do for a living and location ??
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Dami
7 months
The guy wey dey toast me look like Tinubu abeg wetin make I do ?? Please advise me 😂
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Dami
7 months
Be selective . Protect your time. Not everything that calls your name is for you.
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Dami
7 months
What’s the wrong thing you have ever done in a relationship ?
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Dami
7 months
Why do men turn around to look at any lady that passes by?😏 What are they looking for? 🤔
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Dami
7 months
Mention the Nigerian slangs that you know?? Let’s have some fun
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Dami
7 months
Opportunities, come to pass and not to pause, so all you got to do is GRAB THEM
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Dami
7 months
Quote of the day “Life is all about the little decisions you make everyday. You can’t change the decisions of the past but every new day is another opportunity to make the right ones,” Have a wonderful day.
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Dami
7 months
Drop one lamba in the comment section. Here are mine : 1. I wish I had met you earlier 2. Forget my wife. It’s you I want 3. Pay, I will transfer to you later 4. Just the tip.
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Dami
7 months
If your man borrows 50k from you last week and the following week he randomly gave you 200k to take care of yourself, biko is this man still owing you the previous 50k Me : He is still owing me the 200k is for PRO BONO 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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Dami
7 months
I can’t wait to be pregnant and I start disturbing the one who impregnated me, I will be like , baby I need roasted watermelon 🍉 and fried water, Ah I can’t wait. 💃🏻 💃🏻
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Dami
7 months
When you go to people with love humility and respect and they still don’t value you make sure you disrespect them too. Easy 📌
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Dami
7 months
Have you borrowed money from someone and you are I mean very sure you won’t return it . 🤔
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Dami
7 months
A man who bêats his wife because she gets him angry, truly she might have got you angry but the action you took is not because of what she said is because of who you are . Please no matter what your wife do or does to you 🙏🏻 don’t bêat her.
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Dami
7 months
Name a part of woman’s body that’s usually larger than a man’s own??
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Dami
7 months
Let me tell you something because you and my friend stopped talking doesn’t mean I will stop talking to you too. You and my friend has issue not you and I. My friends enemy is not my enemy. Please stop this habit you may need that person’s help tomorrow.
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Dami
7 months
Money can’t buy happiness , but can buy ……. ?
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Dami
7 months
Buying a Man a Gift is so difficult, what do they even like ?🤔
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Dami
7 months
If sacr!ficing a v!rgin will m @ke Nigeria better. I’m ready 🤷🏻‍♀️ Use me plz.
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Dami
6 months
Peer pressure don’t work on me, if I don’t wanna do something then I’m not gonna do it.
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Dami
7 months
When individuals fail to bring you down, they may resort to spreading falsehoods about you or persuading others to harbor negative feelings toward you. One thing is certain the truth will always prevail no matter what.
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Dami
7 months
Don’t forget to appreciate yourself for the wars you fight silently inside your head.
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Dami
7 months
A very sick woman in her sick bed said to her husband how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die then the husband said honestly I can only bring another lady after your grave is completely dry after a few days the lady died and the husband kept on visiting her
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Dami
6 months
God has created me to do many things, but taking Nonsense from stup!d people isn’t one of them.
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Dami
7 months
if my answer is YES, what is your question ?
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Dami
7 months
There’s no reason on earth why you are calling me on video call without my permission. If you are calling me on video call without my permission I want to assume two things either I have accepted to be your wife or your life is in my hands, and more so your life can’t even be in
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Dami
6 months
There is nothing I häțê more than when I am on my own and then you just come and promise me something now I am expecting you to do it then you don’t do it, why did you promise me in the first place Why ??
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Dami
7 months
Is there anything bothering you right now? Are you okay? What’s making you not to be happy at the moment ? Speak out 📢 life is too short be happy. Happy new week 🥰
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Dami
6 months
Stop checking your exs social media to see if they are doing great without you. You are the one hurting yourself
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Dami
6 months
Ladies/Gentlemen, if you have the opportunity to make one person rich between brother/husband or wife Who are you helping???
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Dami
7 months
If your partner cheats on you what will you do ?? Me : I will teach him how to cheat without getting caught
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Dami
6 months
F - E - A -R Has two meanings; Forget Everything And Run OR Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours.
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Dami
6 months
A little sleep, a little slumber A little folding of hands to rest Pøverty will descend upon you like an armêd bândǐt. It’s Monday again, let’s the hustle continue 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Dami
7 months
Sometimes Idk what people say I just laugh so they can go away. Who is with me on this ??
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Dami
6 months
Please na money federal government say make we no spray no be perfume. Try dey spray perfume nobody go arrest you.
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Dami
6 months
Dear customers N5000 naira has been deducted from your account to move Nigeria Forward. Reply as the customer
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Dami
7 months
I am looking for someone to break my heart 💔these days I feel too relaxed and I sleep peacefully at night I hǎťê peace 🤣🤣
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Dami
7 months
Dear independent woman beware of male gold diggers. They speak good English. Nobody should come for me o
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Dami
7 months
Sometimes peace requires you to be quiet even if you are right! Thank God is Friday guys 🥰
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Dami
6 months
Raising kids is not the sole responsibility of mothers, fathers need to be more intentional, try to be a part of your children’s growth and stop using work as an excuse to escape.
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Dami
7 months
L£SBIANIẞM isn’t just between girls. If you are dating a guy without beard, you are close
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Dami
7 months
How much is your house rent? I will choose randomly. I want to help ten people beg their landlords.
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Dami
7 months
Guys please what must be your response when a lady asks you politely please can you do me a favour?
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Dami
7 months
Can money solve all your problems???
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Dami
7 months
If she opens her legs for you Be a man and close it. Diapers are expensive now
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Dami
7 months
If all your ex send you 1k each, how much will you make? No fear, nobody go beât you.
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Dami
7 months
I thought relationship is all about kişșing and hugs 🤗 so you guys use to get nâkêd and put something inside each other 😃 God forbid 😞😞
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Dami
6 months
I have been thinking all the prôblêms in my life starts with MEN - Opause - Struation - Strual Cycle -Tal Breakdown It’s high time I stay away from you MEN
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Dami
6 months
Please make sure you read this 🙏🏻 especially the guys. It happened today in court. Today, a young man of 21 years received a life imprisonment sentence for an act of sêxual misconduct the lasted for five minutes. In 2020, when he was 18 years old, he engaged in sêxual activity
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Dami
6 months
“I will marry you once you get pregnant” O sunmo breakfast ( it’s very close to breakfast) Ojina si wedding ( very far away from getting married to you) O farajo single mother ( don’t become a baby mama) No gree o e get why
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Dami
7 months
Most of you are doing well in life but competition keeps you unhappy
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Dami
7 months
Until you start paying house rent, you will never understand why the prodigal son came back home. Bills don dey choke me 😞😞
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Dami
7 months
Can all this house agents kindly stop all this rúbbish they are doing now, why will someone pay half of the house rent as agent fee abi Ewo ni oriburuku
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Dami
5 months
If e sure for you tell your parents the amount you bought your phone 🤣
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Dami
7 months
I want to congratulate all of us. Despite the difficulties in the country, nobody has sold his or her phone yet on this app, we are very strong 💪🏻.
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Dami
8 months
Don’t block all your háters, leave one or two so they can report back to headquarters. “Ayekoto”
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Dami
7 months
Last night I was blowing air into my man’s ears o naso baba begin they shout that baby please stop and he was seriously laughing Men in the house please what’s wrong with him ???
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Dami
7 months
Name the first thing you do when salary drops🤪😜 this is salary week now 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
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Dami
6 months
God please help me over the pain I told no one about expect YOU 🙏🏻 Good morning guys
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Dami
7 months
Everyone needs to leave Nigeria for a while. This country needs some time alone to think.
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Dami
7 months
Normalize acquaintances because not everyone is your friend, just state it as it is e.g this person is my colleague don't sugarcoat anything nobody will keep you for it
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Dami
8 months
You don ever knack your neighbor before ????
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Dami
7 months
Who is praying against side chick?? I have been collapsing since morning 🙏🏻 please have mercy
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Dami
7 months
If your money can’t solve your problem at the moment please kindly spend it. Tomorrow is Eid-el-Fitr
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Dami
5 months
Don’t allow anyone blackm @il you, know your right today
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Dami
7 months
Until the lion learn how to write, every story will glorify the hunter. Patience brings growth.
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Dami
7 months
What is Defamation?? The role of Defamation is to ensure that freedom of speech does not outweigh the interests of individuals. That is to say, there is need to strike a balance between the right to freedom of expression and protection of the reputation of the individual.
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Dami
7 months
When you come from nothing every gain is a profit
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Dami
6 months
Manchester United supporters una dey try o. Nobody should come for me because I am very much available for drãgging #COVMUN #FACUP
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Dami
7 months
E reach my turn to become an aunt now #5 and #10 no get value again, I swear this life no balance
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Dami
7 months
A quick one ☝️ If you don’t have money as a boyfriend/married man please try and be str0ng !n b£d my brother you can’t be Us£less day and night 🚶‍♀️ 🚶‍♀️ No shades ✌️
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Dami
7 months
Easter is around the corner please do yourself a favour and go for English class before that time I don’t want to hear He Arose, He Arosen, He Arosing Thanks 🙏🏻
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Dami
7 months
You dey vex say I leak your secret 🤫 if you think it is easy to keep secret why you tell me 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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Dami
7 months
Just take a minute to tell God how grateful you are Good morning ☀️
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Dami
8 months
Do you notice that nobody has favorite food again, God shouldn’t make us pass glory or once rich me wey be say I be IDAN before rice and chicken today, shawarma tomorrow I can’t even remember the last time I had chicken so at this point na anything we see we eat o, funniest thing
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Dami
8 months
You no fit use tomorrow thre @ten anyone, it doesn’t belong to you, Na God get ham Good morning X family 🥰
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Dami
8 months
You will suffer to get a man and one SS3 drop out will just take him 😌……..shey no be woman dey do woman.
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Dami
7 months
Baby I will not touch you until we get married, does such a man still exist ???
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Dami
8 months
Do you know side chics can contest their sugar daddies WILL???
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Dami
7 months
The wœrse mistake of your life is not dating a YORUBA DEMǑNŠ o but is checking the symptoms you are having on Google. It’s just a minor headache but Google will make it look like you have 30 seconds to live.
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Dami
8 months
You have gone through thick and thin to be able to access ATTESTATION 🥰you can’t be idle and expect results, prepare yourself to go through something profitable 🥰Bring lackadaisical entity will only make you a poor SYCOPHANTIC. So in everything we do let’s put effort. Good
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Dami
8 months
Describe yourself in three words I am in search of a partner and also my chief bridesmaid
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Dami
7 months
If someone had told VDM he will spend Easter in cell, omo he won’t believe it o. I feel for him sha 😞
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Dami
8 months
If some people tell you their stories 😥😳you will be wondering how they still manage to smile, may God wipe away your secret tears…… God morning X family.”
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Dami
7 months
A lot of men claim they don’t understand women, how can you understand someone that was created while you were ASLEEP???🥴🥱🥱
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Dami
7 months
Doctor asked me in front of my mom “ when last did you have s*x” I turned and asked my mom “what type of food is that”. 😂
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Dami
8 months
May Allah answer every single one of our du’ as this Ramadan 🤲✨ I hope this Ramadan changes us, and we will come out of this month better all around, spiritually, mentally, & emotionally. Ya Allah heal every heart that’s suffering in silence, and break us free from
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Dami
7 months
What a day😩 Elon musk you do this one ajeh. My mutuals I am back. Biko what did I miss ???
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Dami
7 months
Problêm wey go make people ask, Shebi you dey work, where you dey keep all the money ?? Make God no allow us see am 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Dami
8 months
No one knows how water enters a coconut, no one will be able to stop or destroy the glory and plan of God for your life in Jesus name Good morning 🌞
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Dami
7 months
Nigerian guys are fine and very attractive sha Kilode 💋❤️ BDCs/Chude/ Otti/ Apostle Joshua Selman/ Brotherhoood
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Dami
7 months
Our parents will always be like anywhere you go make sure you back before 7pm. Mommy if I take you to where I do go, even you cannot come back before 7pm 😂 haibo ah!! You will lay ah 💃🏻, you ah, ah. How is your day going joor 😂🤣🤣
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