Kevin Ebaugh 👨💻
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My email workflow:
1) Write the email.
2) Change a couple of periods to exclamation points!
3) Change some exclamation points to periods.
4) Count the exclamation points, ensure there's exactly one.
5) Send it!
6) I mean: send it.
What's yours?
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CONFIRMED by FOX: Marathon bombing suspect is 19 year old Zooey Deschanel
http://t.co/8aiJg0H7rM
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@DunnyInvests
Comcast/Xfinity does the same thing by default already 👎
I remember being surprised seeing the "xfinitywifi" WiFi network move into the neighborhood with a surprisingly strong signal. Turns out it's been coming from my own router! 🔓🤦♂️
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He sleeps in a swaddle
He drinks from a bottle
But most of all
He’s a male model
#freddiebaugh
#poetry
#goodpoetry
#greatpoetry
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I remember being surprised seeing the "xfinitywifi" WiFi network move into the neighborhood with a surprisingly strong signal. Turns out it's been coming from my own router! 🔓🤦♂️
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@Jeopardamy
A meowdified Manhattan: a Meephattan
• 2 parts purrboun
• 1 part sweet purrmouth
• dash of Agnospurra bitters
• served in a hairball glass
(“purrmouth” didn’t translate well 😬)
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If I start a tech consultancy in the future, my partners will have a tough time convincing me that we shouldn’t call it Restoration Software.
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This tweet sneaks up on me every year. More than eight birthdays ago I discovered IFTTT. I’m so proud that we’re on to something cool and I’m grateful to be able to work with the people who are inventing the future!
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In an email: “My card was cancelled due to fraud. Here’s my new one: <actual credit card number> <actual expiration> <actual CVV>”. People.
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@comcastcares
@Xfinity
Consider not defaulting to offering free wifi to the world through my router.
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@adampnathan
The natural shift to judging (and being judged) based on output instead of input.
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Who decided to call them nutty professors instead of academia nuts?
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Hipporazzi these days
Photographer took pictures of a baby hippo scared of birds
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I think about this tweet every time I open Instagram. Mind boggling.
My favorite instagram feature is how every time I open the app, I see a photo/video that looks interesting and then the entire application refreshes and it’s gone forever.
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Everyone: “Instagram ads are almost too relevant, as if they’re listening through my iPhone mic.”
Meanwhile, Instagram not only thinks I have a private plane but my own hangar to keep an eye on.
Narrator: “He doesn’t.”
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Pssst! We have some hunches of what new IFTTT Channels you'd like to see, but be sure to share your ideas here:
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Love my mentions 🤷♂️
Don't Drink and Drive. A Drunkard was found by Police crying hysterically after he woke up at the Back Seat. He told them someone must have stolen his Steering Wheel
@Ke
@surum_
@OjokRe
@cheka254
@gesacho_glaser
@KambaTings
via
@PSidandi
#KenyanTraffic
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Trucks were really clearly labeled back then!
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I was getting worried that big G knew too much about me, but then they paid to show me this tweet!
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The pendulum of complicated, no-one-reads these terms of service has swung back hard in the other direction.
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MacBook Pro:
��� four USB-C ports
• a headphone jack
• USB-C cable
iPhone XR:
• EarPods with a Lightning connector, no headphone converter
• USB (not C) to Lightning cable
Out of the box, I can't connect my 🎧s or my 📱 with my 💻.
I miss Steve.
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If I could cry it would feel like this:
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When people need custom koozies, they need ‘em fast, cheap, and sometimes with a neck strap:
http://t.co/fEcdjxASGx
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Let your
@HusqvarnaUSA
🤖 lawnmower join the choir to celebrate the loneliest robot in the universe
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1/ So pumped about this! 🔒
Two-Step Verification is now available for your IFTTT account! Read more
http://t.co/8PDVM1G6Sh
http://t.co/NIX0EpWY7h
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I love this monthly email, from the INTENSE subject to the almost defensive wordiness. I read it top to bottom every time!
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Companies like
@ComEd
,
@octopus_energy
,
@ohmconnect
and others are thinking this way.
“If Octopus Agile electricity price is low increase my Nest thermostat”
If your washer/dryer or dishwasher had real-time energy pricing, including visible surge pricing like Uber during peak periods, would it affect when/how you use them?
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CONFIRMED by CNN: Watertown is name of town, town consists mostly of land.
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Weather forecast for New Hampshire: hot with thunderstorms today, civil war tomorrow, cooler weekend
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Name a 90s band which could also be a monthly subscription service 🎁
Ok I’ll start:
@candlebox
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Most days: not 3°
Most days: zero flat tires
Some days: 3° and two flat tires
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💡Idea for a 🏎 racing game:
Each lap you race against your ghosts from previous laps (I know, that exists).
The twist: they’re not ghosts, you actually race beside them and it eventually gets super crowded.
Has that already been made?
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When opening a shared Google Sheet, it's physically impossible for me to not freeze the header row.
Leave it better than you found it!
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💡 Idea for a service: takes a tweet, analyzes it, its author, its replies, its timing, etc. and distills what the heck it is vaguely referring to. 😉
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I'm worried if I screw one of these up I'm going to cause some future accident.
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"First of all, you're holding your phone in a really strange way."
Do you need help w/
#Facebook
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#webinar
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@joshm
@browsercompany
What if you could give someone (maybe a parent or a kid) a single-use browser? Maybe to even screenshare with them?
Them: "I got an email that I need to reset my Facebook password"
Me: "<phishing guard is up> Let me send you a browser and we can figure it out together."
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