Dak Prescott Parody
@DakPrescott_04
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I had to really jump on Twitter to address the fact that I never once took back shots in the Cowboys locker room.
No team will allow Tyron Smith to not practice every week. No team will give Tyron Smith the quality back shots in the locker room before the game to loosen him up. No team knows Tyron Smith like the Cowboys do. BRING HIM BACK NOW!
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I want to win a Super Bowl. I want to do that in Dallas with Dak Prescott. I regret not winning one with Tony. I’m not going to have the same regret with Dak. Give my agent a call
@dallascowboys
All in.
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I’m ready for one last ride. Call my agent and let’s get this Super Bowl victory
@dallascowboys
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For those asking if this is the real Tyron Smith, yes it is the real Tyron Smith. I’ve always been a reserved individual and started this account just to be on here. I’m going to use it to advocate for myself going forward.
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That is enough social media for the night though. Logging off. Like I mentioned before, give my team a call. Let’s work something out
@dallascowboys
Love you Cowboys Nation. ✌🏽
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Yo
@DezBryant
my brother. I know I didn’t talk to you much when we were taking the field together but you know I love you big bro. Appreciate the follow as I get going with this account.
Two Cowboys for life. Call my agent Jerry. Let’s get it going
@dallascowboys
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If the Cowboys want to bring me home, they need to give me a call. I’m available.
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I do big numbers and I’m hoping to do the same on my next contract with the
#Cowboys
@timeforjeffrey
Clearly people are craving Tyron content because who ever it is keeps ripping off 150k views at a clip 😅
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Today would be a good day for the Cowboys to sign me
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@VoiceOfTheStar
It’s not like I was not doing anything. I was going through walk through and rehabbing on the side with Britt Brown. I felt better doing so and played better. The All Pro spoke for itself.
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I signed with the
#Jets
because Jerry and Stephen cheap as hell. I’m coming off an All Pro season. I’m one of the better left tackles in football. They offered me the vet minimum after I gave them a hometown discount the first time. Enough was enough.
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I’m all for the Cowboys bringing me and Ezekiel Elliott back.
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I’m ready to go. Tell those MF’ers call me. Won’t even need to slide Tyler over. I got this.
I think we might resign Tyron Smith some point soon
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@SadeRepsEagles
@es3_09
@DezBryant
Dez follows Ernie. Don’t disrespect a God like that. You sound mad cause it’s probably true fraud
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AYEEEEEEE
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Glazing needs to stop big fella
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THEYRE GONNA WHAT?????
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Why do old heads and big dudes hold the phone like this?
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Love you Ernie but 10k
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Show a video of you running tubs
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Ernie definitely Dark Knight Joker
Which
#DallasCowboys
X accounts are these? 😂😂😂😂
Tag em’ for which character they are, I’m trying see something 👀🤔⬇️
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You look like a homeless man
I really don't have nothing to say to anybody who roots for a team that hasn't built a roster good enough to get to the NFCCG in 29 years...it's like arguing with a cardboard sign holding homeless man
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Shut the hell up you thick MF’er
They signed a 32 year old Kendrick's ... we signed a 26 year old on a prove it deal with a higher ceiling.. I see why they so bitter
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@shane_8804
Right. Walker does a great job. Saw his report. Also saw Ernie on it National media stinks I say
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Goat
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Woukd love this
People in the Cowboys building “love” Oregon C Jackson Powers-Johnson, per source.
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Ernie comparing Dak to God wild lmao
Cowboy fans who don’t believe in Dak Prescott remind me of atheists
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Good ranking
Ranking The NFC East WRs:
1. CeeDee Lamb, Cowboys
2. A.J. Brown, Eagles
3. DeVonta Smith, Eagles
4. Terry McLaurin, Commanders
5. Malik Nabers, Giants (R)
6. Brandin Cooks, Cowboys
7. Darius Slayton, Giants
8. Wan'Dale Robinson, Giants
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Swear there’s not a Cowboys fan on this app who’s funnier than Ernie lmao
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Serious Ernie > Troll Ernie
Absolutely! I can do that for you!
The Cowboys biggest issues in 2023 were their interior OL and their line backing core. Because of the OL issues, they couldn’t run the ball. That led to them being one dimensional which is very very bad. If you’re one dimensional, it doesn’t
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Ernie is the greatest Cowboys fan this planet has ever seen. He’s on another level. He sits above everyone. He doesn’t live in time like we do. He sees all and knows all. Respect Ernie.
@HolidayDoc04
@DaksRightAnkle4
@es3_09
Fuck Ernie. He don’t deserve any respect. That dude has Dak’s cock in his mouth at all times so much so that nobody can even understand him when he talks. I got a buddy that’s a Cowboys fan and he hates people like that dumb cocksucker.
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Buddy doesn’t like life
Who’d be down to go to Philadelphia with me for a Cowboys game? You gotta be at least 6’2 and down to back me up. If I go I’m posting my hotel address, my seats, and I’m vlogging the whole thing.
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Done with this front office
Cowboys EVP Stephen Jones said from Senior Bowl he understands fan disappointment, pessimism after latest playoff letdown. “There’s no way they’re going to explicitly trust you until you get it done. …Until we compete at that level and we get the job done, there’s going to be
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He preaching on a Sunday fr
The Cowboy fans who hate me are simps. They twerk for Eagle fans. Their reason for hating me is “I make Cowboy fans look bad”… Ask yourself, who you trying to look good for?… Eagle fans?
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Ernie sneaking Mazi in there
“I don’t know Ernie, Cowboys have a tough schedule this year”
Y’all know teams gotta play us too right?
Dak Prescott (All Pro)
Ezekiel Elliott (All Pro)
Tyler Smith (All Pro)
Zack Martin (All Pro)
Jake Ferguson (Pro Bowl)
CeeDee Lamb (All Pro)
Micah Parsons (All Pro)
DeMarcus
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Jerry told me to sign the contract and I told him get his money up broke ass
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@souderico
@Bucko88_
@es3_09
Lamb a good leader and better numbers. Brown beats Hurts ass when he doesn’t get the football
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@shane_8804
@SheLuvsAura
@lynziekate
@jazzlynn626
@DakToCD88
@yoennalcides
@BrownsDubs
@DakHOF
@x_dripgod21
@CamSanderson88
@BurnedByCeeDee
@cowboys_pain
@defytalkcowboys
@ParsonsWrld
@ReloadRex2
@demcowboysfan
@TylerSmithFraud
This is helpful i trying to find more Cowboy accounts like that are great. I found Tuck, Ernie, you are good too. Love it
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Ernie pushes the Cowboys propaganda better than North Korea 😂
My take on the reports of Micah Parsons “wearing thin” on people within the
#Cowboys
organization ⬇️
I’ve spoken with two people inside the Cowboys organization about their thoughts on Micah Parsons’ character & off the field habits.
Per source: “He’s a super star. He’s one of
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@AndrewSurvive
@BillySlappa
@DrPeterCoyote
@es3_09
The only one corny is your ass thinking he stole your tweet
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Brooks in round 2
The Cowboys top the list of teams that should be looking to add a RB in the
#NFLDraft
. 👀
✍️:
@DallasDRobinson
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@es3_09
Sounds crazy but money comes and goes. If I can have dinner with a legend like you, I’m taking that every day.
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I like Hendershot. Good TE. Was a good teammate
Hot Take Tuck Thursday 🔥Peyton Hendershot still has extreme UPSIDE ... he'll be one of those players that would be a roster casualty and will be in LA or somewhere going crazy
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Bland great but Diggs on another level
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