24cakes for my 24th🤭🤩

RT @abekeeeeeeeee: Instead of “awwww” say “olololoooooo”

RT @MystiqueDammy: All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet. 🫶🏼

RT @MadamUfuomaa: "old woman, age is catching up with you" Yeah, that's how aging works. You don't freeze time, you get older, get wiser,…

Everyday I wake up and go lie to children that they’re doing an amazing job!! (Meanwhile all they’ve done is scribble on a paper and call it a picture of a dinosaur)

RT @imLaiba__: buying man a gift is so difficult. what do u all even like? obviously another woman.

RT @tiido_bling: I really love unserious people so much because yes, everything is funny 😭

RT @monsieur_avril: Well, nobody should have a problem about them getting shot!

RT @flyingbeso: That expired milk analogy they use for women is actually for men. The quality of their sperm devalues with age.

RT @Buneta_xo: February braid 💕

Burnout feels like dying. Almost as if life is being drained out of you. Terrible experience

RT @lilglocc1k: I respect both cuz sometimes you aint in the mood

RT @Lyricul_Miracle: How do you politely tell your friends not to spam you with Reels and Streaks?

@ibukun_kuti Yodel this top to me 🙏🏾

RT @ibukun_kuti: the year where I quietly turned 29… thank you all for the wishes. i love you all. same time, next year!

RT @IfeDada2: I’m calling you at any slight inconvenience.

RT @RodLacroix: My wife crocheted this eyeglass holder and I'm okay with her continuing to make stuff like this.

New week but where’s the energy?

RT @_Nicksy: Best method of closure is telling your mum what happened cause there’s defo no going back after that. It’s closed by force lool

RT @NBABabySecret: Been going out to eat by myself a lot lately and the maître de’s eyes light up when you say “just one” They are about t…

RT @ifbnw: 💫✨