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Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD

@DakDeMarco

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he/him | former grad student (derogatory) | wife guy est. 2024

VA ➡️ Chicago ➡️ Baltimore

Joined June 2014

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Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD

@DakDeMarco

5 years

Choose your pizza fighter

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why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore

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who ya gonna call

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4 years

me after I learn a ukulele cover for riptide

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It’s evolving

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1 year

Visiting a national monument today

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6 years

some of us have lovehandles, Alice.

ǝɔᴉl∀🦇

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6 years

Men are too pussy to wear this type or shit now. God forbid their masculinity is challenged.

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ha she almost got me

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4 years

“unfortunately many people do not want to return to the workforce”

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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4 years

Turned 24 today. Let’s get this fucking party started!

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They’re on Duolingo in the club

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easy to understand

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and are you “in her DM’s” right now?

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Student: so I still haven’t decided what major i want to study. Advisor: *puts sorting hat on head* this will help you. Student: [under breath] not political science please not political sci-. Advisor: *takes off hat* the hat is fake you fucken nerd lmao.

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always knew grandma would pull through

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This one goes out to the nurses

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me- let’s not get political tonight. me, after 1 beer- what the fuck did nickelback do to anybody.

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So funny how the people who stole my fiancée’s phone last month are now so desperate

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3 years

Inflation is when 50 cent gains weight.

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11 months

in the stripped club. straight up “jorking it” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pingus.

claude badussy

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It’s nights we spent off the Pingus

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Shopping went well, all stocked up

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1 year

I’m literally known for the same thing.

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Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20

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I am a:. ⚪️ underclassman.🔘 upperclassman. Looking for:. ⚪️ a diploma.⚪️ a good time.🔘 a freshman with a meal plan to help my broke ass survive for the rest of the semester.

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Shopping @target for the “college must haves”

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5 years

Just a little to take the edge off

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excuse me @NBCNews ????

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Wtf- what the fuck. Idk- I don’t know. HSWAWRAWWHSAPTWWOTEBYGLAMAYGTMTIWAIWSWACASCDIABDGUBGU-. HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME THAT IM WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE.

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6 years

Teardrop tattoo except instead of murder it’s for a man who didn’t make you cum.

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@rudy_betrayed All we did was just wipe the phone clean and lock it so nobody could use it lol.

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keep liking my tweets and we’re gonna end up like this

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5 years

gun girl. oh my god

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4 years

Lorde would’ve taken care of it

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Throwing this into the mix for the family white elephant

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6 years

Oh it’s good to be back in the countryside after college. - girls holding their fish and deer on tinder.- trips to Walmart to remind myself I hit the genetic lottery.- lifted f-150’s with shitty exhausts as a mating ritual for ur cousins . Yes, God’s country.

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stocked up for the rest of quarantine

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I could do this at 22

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A 23 year old sculpted this. What's your excuse?

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I wish you a happy life and happiness every day. Good luck to you!.

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@FlimfloomVEVO Just go for stacy’s mom.

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retail workers before their shift starts when they put up with Karens who can’t wrap their own xmas gifts .

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Me whenever I failed an exam and my friends made me go out that night.

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Need this so bad.

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fuckin corporations playing the victim.

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did u miss her. or did u miss the journeys that you two shared. how she was desired by everyone. did you miss the way she looked in those glasses and that cute striped sweater of hers. that’s right, she is Waldo. you lost her and you’re never going to find that again.

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when u find out the stimulus bill won’t give $1200 to someone filed as a dependent in 2019 even though in 2020 you barely make 30k a year, and have to pay bills/debt while not getting aid from those who claim you

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I asked my ex when we dated what she thought about guys with nose rings and she said they were unattractive, so I put that idea off. She broke up with me, I got one, confidence is through the roof, and she just unfollowed me. Sorry you’re not in my league anymore Sarah lol.

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@nananamy @TheDrunkJake They ain’t free.

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All the people of Ireland, India, Nigeria, and the Caribbean today.

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Yeah I was an accounting major what about it

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oh my god

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My favorite way of judging if an album is good or not is if my cat just sits in front of the record player and listens. Up now: Peach Pit - You and Your Friends

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Just got on zoom meeting with the Easter bunny. We have lots of plans. Big things are coming up

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Ass a piece of art so they wrote a research analysis on it

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this is how I imagine what West Virginia be like.

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Weird flex but get you a man in uniform

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this is exactly how I imagine what it’s like to be a girl and get unsolicited dick pics.

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self care is important when you’re hard at work online

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y’all worried too much about the pink moon and missed this last night

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vodka crans are the shit like you tellin me i get blacked out but still prevent a uti like sweaty its called self care.

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Here’s a thread of my favorite things I find while thrifting today. Here’s the start

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One loko.Two loko.Three loko.Four. How many.Drinks to hit.The floor. Five claws.Six claws.Seven claws.Eight. Got enough liquid.Courage to ask.Her on a date.

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Fuck it pizza hat

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Can I get a dudes just longing to hang with the guys thread?

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So it recently has been brought to my attention that not everyone can bend their fingers at the first knuckle. Can I get a thread of people bending their fingers at the first knuckles. We shall take back our humanity. We will no longer be ridiculed or repressed. We will ri

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@knockouttmouse Lol I had a feeling it was just copy and pasted.

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these all exhibit a certain kind of energy

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sweatpants that say “juicy” across the ass, always got her hair up in a bun, acted like they were a bad bitch since the 10th grade, “stay away from my man” but looks like he’s malnourished and gets his calories from berry flavor vape smoke.

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I usually don’t get political in this app, but what the fuck is this?????.

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bro your life isn’t a movie, you just skipped your bio homework and decided to eat an edible to get unreasonably high and go to your younglife meeting.

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all these eggs and all I wanted . were hers

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@rudy_betrayed They pretty much copied and sent this message twice on two different numbers so I might the next time they message us.

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The lizard person inside of pence is dying rn that he can’t eat that bug on top of his head

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All of and yours. these is the only. boxes one I want

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Doing this with my 11th empty Guinness to the bartender to let them know I’m ready for number 12

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another day another bag fumbled

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when websites ask me to identify which blocks have traffic lights in them.

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Bomboclaat

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I isolhate it here ahaha so much pain

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so no head?

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Vatican roof art be like

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just started a new diet instead of eating dinner I just take an adderall and do all the schoolwork I’ve procrastinated on.

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Men will literally fuck a can of pineapple slices.

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i make his dick hard even when i’m fully clothed, no makeup on 🥵 we not the same sis 🤣💯.

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Will sell uncensored feet dm for offers.

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Gonna tell my kids this was Danny DeVito

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Magic conch: *says two words*. Spongebob and Patrick:.

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Cops when they think they touch fentanyl.

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if a girl says:. He was a boy.She was a girl .Can I make it.anymore.obvious?. = her real name is Melissa. Wake up society Avril Lavigne has been dead the whole time and replaced by the industry so we will never figure out the truth. In fact, WE DO KNOW THE TRUTH! Rise up and figh.

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Here’s one

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I’m really startin to question what they count an essential worker as

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skinny dudes who look like they’re on the verge of death after one more cig: sup bitch. white girls:.

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