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"Those are not men, they are animals".
The animals:
A troop of monkeys purportedly intervened to save a 6-year-old girl, a UKG student, from a rape attempt in Baghpat.
Know more 🔗
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"When you say men are trash, also include your father."
The fathers:
HIV positive man attacks and rapes his 18yr old daughter after she declined his request to be intimate with her. Stepmother reported the crime, leading to man's arrest. Daughter contemplated suicide. Stepmother convinced her to go for counselling...
Kudos to the stepmom🙏🏿
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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.
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As women we are all whores.
It might just not be your turn to get that label, but as sure as the sun rises in the east, it's coming.
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"We saw you from across the room"
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The face and the little toy that gets it from point A to B.
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Every day the French showing us why they perfected work with the guillotine on their nobles.
Protest work more crisp than a freshly baked croissant.
These are French farmers spraying manure on government offices in protest of high taxes!
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Youtube is really trying to make us for premium.
I am Zimbabwean and have stood in queues for money and sugar.
You think youtube ads will break me? Think again.
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Women don't poison men enough anymore.
Because what is this wickedness?
The day my Grandpa died, my mum was disheartened about the loss of her father, my dad came back from work, asked her if she heard the news early and asked her to go fry plantain for him.
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"Women of today are not like our grandmothers".
The grandmothers:
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@Playm8z
Because the jails are full of women who killed men with their words, just slashed him machete-style with 4 syllable words from the thesaurus.
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@helunmae
@SoualiganAmazon
"You're gonna die alone with your cats"
*places monthly recurring orded for a shit ton of cat litter on Amazon*
SIR, DO NOT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
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Unless he stabs you on the first date or updates his LinkedIn with his stabbing stats, how would you know he was heartless?
Always putting the burden on women to choose better instead of on men to BE better.
Useless people
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I really hate how SAn entities and ministers want to kikiki with us on twitter.
We are not paying you to be too cool for school or Z-list comedians.
We just need you to do your jobs.
Leave comedy to Nandos.
Continue to pay your rates, you don't want an
#entanglement
of a huge bill
#Icareipay
^TK
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Needing your glasses to look for your glasses...a spectacle.
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If submission is so natural, why must it be hammered into women?
Noone needs to remind me to empty my bladder when it's full. Even if I become incontinent, it will empty itself.
But every day new ways to repackage subjugation as natural.
Get a grip abeg.
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@Jamesoflife
Lol at least the monkeys can answer honestly if we ask them what women need protecting from!
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My British colleague was denied entry into India coz she didn't check the visa requirements BEFORE she travelled. Must be nice to be so certain of your place in the world. Coz you know no African would ever make that elementary mistake.
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If your society can only be upheld by violating women LET IT ALL BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
@sheena_swemmer
Feminists are destructive to the society..We can't play by your rules all the time..In the end, there would be no society at all..
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@NnukwuMama
@tsuro25
Then he takes you to court and doesn't want to split assets and you can't provide receipts for all the wagyu A5 ribeye steaks you bought that he likes, but he can show mortgage payments.
That child who grew 3 shoe sizes in one year never went barefoot, but can you prove it?
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Designers who insist on pockets on women's clothing, may all the gods in all the universes bestow only good things upon you!
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@rassie_dot_dev
Remove cheese from Italian food and the blandness ramps up to the nth level.
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@BlessingsDigha
Your heads of household.
Can't trust you to boil an egg but it is that your same head which must lead the whole family to the promised land?
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Good men deserve soft love. They deserve words of affirmation. They deserve pampering. They deserve "just because" gifts. They deserve warm hugs. They deserve thoughtful letters. They deserve beautiful surprises.
Shout-out to the good men who deserve!
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*she says with fall off the bone relaxed hair*
I didn't wear makeup on my marriage event - Okweranga(Kwanjula). Did I die?
These days, people wear tonnes of makeup that you can hardly recognise them. I hear people hire kwanjula venues as well, eeeh, how did we get here?
Let's be kind to the boy child. Be true 2 ourselves.
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I was thinking of using mine as a storage bin for maize meal.
It's just about as useful as men's opinions on women's bodies on this bird app.
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As a Zimbabwean woman I am here to say I am eating that money like it was Chicken Licken and chewing the bones.
5k in this Cereal's economy is not enough for me to open all four eyes let alone a salon.
Locate seriousness as you have failed to locate your brain.
Tsek.
You give a Zimbabwean lady R5000 she buys di hair-piece and opens a salon. Give the same amount to our South African lady she buys a weave, booze and data so that she can come to social media and make noise about the quality of someone hair on her head.
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@annamiti1
and used the wife's Tupperware.
Any salt he needs from future recipes he gathered from that family's tears
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Would she marry you is the question?
She is potentially a drunk, not an idiot.
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I will never get over how dehumanising poverty is.
And how it is a manufactured crisis to keep us down, beaten and too tired to fight.
I hate everything.
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@ThatoD01
!!!!!!!!
There is no way Germany has 76k new cases today and not a single variant of interest.
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@2000sh0ttie
@1waykai
@pissofme2007
@janellelovestv
Even drew a porch so he could situate the monkey properly.
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Mukadota was once told 'mfana tenga yako'.
Decades later, we are also now within.
My by twitter-non-achievement-standards car purchase...
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"You say men are trash, but what about your fathers?"
The fathers:
She was 15. Her father asked her is she was still a virgin, said he wanted to prove it. He raped her, threatened to commit suicide if she told anyone. Rape wasn't reported. Fell pregnant, had baby. She says she's not sure whether to call her father husband
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Yellow
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When you cannot fight your innate nature of being best served smoked.
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@MphoMoalamedi
@KagishoRapati
@buhle_matsha
How often do we say that the logical gender won't take that next step in their logicking?
They debate with the same approach they locate the clitoris: never quite getting it.
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Women: children hold women back.
Men: SHUT YOUR LYING HO MOUTH.
Also men:
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@bitcoinzay
I work with old vulnerable people.
3 were hospitalised this week with covid. Another caught it in hospital while being treated for something else.
I wear a mask to protect the community I am a part of.
Each time they get covid, their cognitive baseline drops.
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Mari dzangu dze fees dzakashanda guys.
To all those who were a part of the journey, a million and one thank yous in a million and one dialects.
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This shit is only cute on a Nokia 3310.
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@ayantusamter
@LilNasX
If you have triplets, it might get a bit tight in there. But I have seen the work surgeons have done on Kim K's body. Hope is not lost.
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@michiengwenya
One woman put it succinctly: the men in my life might not be trash to me, but they are a potential threat to a woman outside my circle.
People are multi-faceted. There might be faces the men in your life haven't shown you.
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So much beef it could be Daddy Hope v unfocused youthies.
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@MadzimaiTiti
Tsvee worrying about the paedophiles in your church.
Have you finished dealing with the old men sexually violating children in your sect for you to turn your attention to what consenting adults are doing?
The word homosexual exists in Shona. There is nothing new about it.
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@_Raisa_Studio
@heyPAIDA
He performed in London last night.
Half his set was dedicated to his new wife and new baby Brian, that he referred to as his legacy.
I was ill.
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@bitcoinzay
Black people have lower life expectancies than other races, and that you are happy to see black elders as disposable...
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We need men to have honest conversations about how it is NOT a badge of honour for your first sexual contact to have been with an older woman.
She had NO right to touch you. You were a child, unable to consent to such acts.
You were worthy of protection not predation.
Protect your male kids from your older male relatives 🤞🏿🤞🏿🤞🏿
Yes and from older women too, obviously. But I know where the primary danger is. Don't leave young boys with older boys or men unsupervised.
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Ladies, this is a trap.
It's almost winter and the hobosexuals need a place to hibernate.
Don't fall for these golddigging antics!
Show me a lady that can survive without a man's money for a month .. I'II wait 🤧
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All the 'he can't be racist, I'm his black friend' style responses to this tweet are ending me.
Your likkle anecdote about your luck in finding a unicorn husband doesn't change the fact of the systemic disadvantage for women of marrying men.
Marriage is really one of the biggest setbacks for women and I wish they’d see that. Woah
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When those Afrikaaner farmers are feeding you to the lions or placing you alive in caskets, do you miss apartheid?
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@aseisheated
@Chant_ella
"Friendships with women are too much drama".
And your boys are rapists and rape apologists.
Even Angie maths balances better.
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Sleep with people to also get iPhones then you won't have time for such nonsense coz noone is buying tuma skipa twakadhamba huro.
Big respect to those girls that don’t sleep around for money, iphones etc.. celebrate yourself baby girl 🥂 cause i can image it mustn’t be easy to overcome that kind of pressure tjoo 🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
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I need every single one of you to line up and smack me repeatedly over the head with wet fish of various sizes and levels of freshness if I ever descend to this most sunken of places.
My coworker telling us that her bf moved in with her but he doesn’t pay anything because he feels like because she was paying everything without him, that he shouldn’t help now. And I’m just sitting here thinking
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My father was a master baker, he placed a lot of buns in women's ovens.
Okay guys so your dads never did anything? Like he didn’t even iron your uniforms? That’s crazy 💀
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This is how we end up with zoonotic outbreaks like covid coz some of you are partnered with raccoons.
You lot will pack breakfast lunch and dinner if you ever find out another woman is trying to feed your man sha but online la wa 🙂
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50 cent cash vs 50c pa ecocash
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@tastefullysaucy
Apologies to Jane Austen:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a pointing finger must be in want of a female target"
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You can always tell the ones who have never had open and honest conversations with the matriarchs in their families.
You don't see your mothers as people with agency. Their only identity is one-dimensional mother. And I am sad for you that you refuse to unflatten them.
Our mothers have never said they needed a break from us. These new mothers are different.
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No one:
Absolutely no one, not even in a parallel universe:
My fivehead: SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOOOONNNNDDDD
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Someone talked about how we are living in a period of anti-intellectualism.
It's hard to argue against that when the evidence is so glaring.
@paulg
delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world',
all chatgpt.
I am rejecting all content with any of these words.
there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.
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@keith_matavire
When I slept in that passport queue and was self-rotating like a rotisserie chicken, they don't think those skills for long-suffering are transferrable?
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@_YoungJnr
@DonCorleANN
Also curious about this golden age of feminism when it was warmly embraced by men.
Even our grandmothers knew to hide money in their underboob as protection against wayward husbands.
White women were chaining themselves to lampposts for the vote.
'Acceptable feminism'. Where?
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@its_daqueen
The rhetoric is interesting to me because we don't force POC to be around racists, we don't force queer people to be around homophobes, but somehow it's okay to force young girls to be around people actively looking to harm them, and to sacrifice their safety for XYs' comfort?
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Call me a masterbaker coz I made my own focaccia successfully. I am so happy.
I need zanu to build me some more ovens.
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Just had a Nigerian man tell me he doesn't believe in the power of racism to oppress him.
Baba, racism believes in you though. Did you not write ielts to come to this yuukay, but all your learning till postgrad was in English and that your big grammar?
Dimwit.
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@thekonyjen
And yet when it comes to violence against women, it's 'what did she do to trigger him?'. sir, use your logic and not your fists if you are truly about that life.
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My uncle refuses to bury my cousin because her husband didn't pay roora.
Women's bodies stay being a playground for men's egos.
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@thecindynoir
Same place she keeps the birth certificate and passport.
It ain't going nowhere.
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A friend of mine has started a youtube channel discussing mental health issues in Shona. She is a qualified Cognitive Behaviour Therapist.
Please share:
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I styled my locs...we are a world away from the 3rd degree chemical burns of my lye-filled youth.
Rapunzel, I am coming for you next.
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And this is exactly why Tyla is right to have South African dancers on her tour.
South Africans are built different.
They move with the effortless ease politicians lie and steal.
South Africans were born with a dancing gene
Please watch till the end 😍
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@Shonamoyo4
@NcutiGatwa
We ran away from Vaseline for just this reason.
At least he's not being asked to give a medical reason for why his mouth seems to be open.
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Chaka Khan.
Oh so you're a feminist? Name every woman.🧐
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Skin was skinning for the 2 minutes the sun shone before the hail and gale force winds set in
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@AndrewParmenas
Lololololololol
Just tell us your destiny is tied to calabash and go away with that empty gourd head of yours.
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This tweet embodies why as a Zimbabwean punctuation is uber important.
A capital A for Anxiety would completely change the context.
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I'm a feminist, of course I expect to be asked "Where are the feminists?" when pick-mes are shat on by the patriarchy.
Who is going to do the “of course I’m a feminist” trend, so we retweet??
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A sadza cooker is called a wife/girlfriend/musikana we basa/daughter, varikurasika papi amai ava. Why would we want to make people's lives easier in this educated neshen.
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"YOU WILL DIE ALONE WITH YOUR TEN CATS!!!!!"
Where do I sign up please?
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@theashrb
Funny how all the arguments advanced about Shamima Begum don't seem to apply with actual genocide enablers.
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