DonkeyKong MegaCock
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1/2 Donkey, 1/2 Kong. The Chosen one, Avid Skier, Dua Lipa fanatic, Blitzkrieg historian, 1st team All American Bartard.
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In the Starbucks drive thru and this is the first thing that caught my eye. I miss college
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How the fuck do all these bitches spend the whole fucking summer in Europe? Who’s paying for this shit? I know this one bitch who’s been in Europe since April??????
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@Lane_Kiffin
@OleMissFB
I’d argue you’re the best thing to ever happen to Ole Miss…. Love you coach ❤️
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“I got a buddy who knows a guy that works in audio at the Super Bowl and said the national anthem was going way over”
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Every single redneck and nursing school whore across the state will be descending upon Oxford Mississippi for the Morgan Wallen concert this weekend
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I have been a religious dipper since I was 16. Copenhagen Mint, Wintergreen, Straight, Redman, Redman golden blend. Don’t matter. DonkeyKong loves his tobacco.
Have had some friends rave about Zyn. About to try my first can.
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My bitch ass friends
First thing that comes to mind when you see this logo?
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My anxiety is as high as giraffe pussy right now. I need a Xanax
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DONKEYKONGMEGACOCK DECIDED TO CHOOSE VIOLENCE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!! IF YOU WANT RESULTS LIKE THIS CALL ME I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!!! REBS BY 100 DKMC BY A BILLION AND QUINSHON MOTHERFUCKING JUDKINS FOR HEISMAN
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I think the hangover brain fog on a Monday is worse than the real hangover on a Sunday
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This woman is standing like the goat man from Narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe
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Fuck you old man! It’s Easter
On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate the joy, strength, and absolute courage of some of the bravest people I know.
Today, we show millions of transgender and nonbinary Americans that we see them, they belong, and they should be treated with dignity and respect.
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Imagine Trump calls a Biden a retard during the debate
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Last night DKMC pulled his pants down to his ankles in front of a girl he invited back from the bar. DKMC proceeded to pull his cock out and piss all over his laundry hamper as she watched in horror. To no one’s surprise she left shortly after and has not responded to DKMC today
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I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
I’m gonna talk to a girl at the bar tonight
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@HonestA62800282
@leaklockz
and big CC getting AFTER IT!!!!! SKIING DOUBLE BLACKS!!! SLUGGING RNV!!! CAME IN 2nd PLACE IN A GOLF
TOURNEY TODAY NIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DKMC WILL REPORT BACK
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I promise you no one gives a fuck about where you have lived or what states you have visited!!!
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If Caleb Williams comes to Ole Miss I am picking up an extra minor in the fall to stay in school.
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Damn I feel attacked
Niggas getting an apartment with no bitches is always hilarious. Just jerking off on the couch for $1,500. Lame ass nigga
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@KamarionFrankl1
Not letting my grandma out of this cage until you Come to the Sip!!!!! 🦈 🔴🔵
#StayInTheSip
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When I was a kid I wanted to own a hummer and marry a titans cheerleader
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I woke up this morning to go get a coffee. To my surprise, my car had been broken into. Now I’m not Sherlock Holmes but I bet I can describe the person that did break into my car
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Just because you do cold plunges doesn’t mean you’re cool
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Good Morning!!Headed to BEAUTIFUL Naples Florida for Xmas with the family… had to start off the holidays with a 9 am
#AirportBeer
All I need is a bump now..
@WalterNolenIII
What’s taking so long?!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
@TheYesCapper
@TheNoCapper1
@coldbeerhotbets
@HunnitLocks
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Listening to two women on ESPN talking about betting on men’s college basketball just ruined my Friday
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DonkeyKong and
@leaklockz
boots on the ground for the
@KentuckyDerby
Waiting on
@TheNoCapper1
@coldbeerhotbets
@Yescppicache
Gonna be a profitable week! Hitting a brick and mortar casino tonight to run it up on some craps!!!
STAY TUNED!!!!!!!
BOL
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@BigGameBoomer
Walk Ons has the best burger in Oxford?? Are you senile?????
@HandyAndyBBQ
not only has the best burger in Oxford but arguably the best burger in the USA!!!!! Do more research before you put this blasphemous propaganda out!
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Nobody better… and for FREE
Expect nothing less out of the best capper on Twitter
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Weekend Recap:
Florida State ML (+110) 10u LLOTY✅
Rutgers/Northwestern U39.5 (-110) 6u MAX✅
Northern Illinois +8.5 (-110) 4u✅
TCU 1H -11.5 (-110) 3u❌
Costal Carolina +16.5 (-110) 3u✅
UNC ML (-135) 2u✅
Toledo +9 (-110) 1.5u✅
Fresno St. +3.5 (-110) 1.5u✅
7-1 +25.7u LFGGGG
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QB1
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One of my simple joys in life is finding the perfect YouTube video while I eat lunch
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S/O to a loyal follower for sending me these beautiful filets, chicken breasts, twice baked potatoes, apple tarts, wagyu burgers, and premium franks from
@OmahaSteaks
. DKMC GOT THE MEATS
#meathaul
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS THERE DICK
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Holy shit so you’re telling me if I don’t show up to work for 2 weeks and don’t respond to calls, emails, or texts from my boss regarding my absence that there will be repercussions?!
He recorded the conversation for a reason! He went in there looking for a lawsuit. Loser shit.
EXCLUSIVE: FOS has obtained audio of the heated exchange between Lane Kiffin and DT DeSanto Rollins after Rollins' 'mental health break.'
Ole Miss and Kiffin have motioned to dismiss a $40M lawsuit from Rollins.
Full audio from
@byajperez
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Show us a Sports Illustrated cover that you will remember forever.
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Best college fanbase in any sport? Are you fucking retarded😂😂😂😂😂
I was a great run… The hardest thing to do is let someone go…
Kentucky it is time. CBB landscape is changing right before our eyes. Kentucky is the pioneer program of CBB. Actions need to be taken very fast or this program will continue to slip!
Best college fan base in any
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Just won 100 bucks on a scratch off. Gonna put it on a prepaid visa and buy a couple onlyfans subscriptions
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I fucking hate liberals I don’t give a fuck anymore please deport and send these fucking dumbasses to whatever shithole in the Middle East they choose and see how they feel holy FUCK
Tiktokers are now justifying the 9/11 attacks and praising Osama Bin Laden because it was just “resistance”
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DKMC sized beer on the left
Liberal sized beer on the right
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Flipped off a small child on my flight while his parents weren’t looking
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Whoever the starting QB for bama plays the best game of their career and we lose by a touchdown
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Mississippi State can suck on these DonkeyKong Megacock NUTS
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Love getting on a flight to nashville and every fat chick has a cowboy hat on
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Get that stupid greedy bastard out of our snow globe town !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you’re a liberal don’t you fucking dare listen to Toby Keith today you pussy footed bitches
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If you are a woman and you drive either a Nissan Altima or a Honda Accord I automatically assume you’re fucking nasty
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I can’t casually drink. I don’t understand how people can
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All the bitch ass liberals in NYC look at your air!!! You bunch of crying ass bitches care so much about the earth but my people breathing PURE ASS AIR IN A RED ASS STATE
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@cum_coach
Woke up this morning and spilled hot coffee over a brand new shirt and now this shit happens. Someone has a voodoo doll of DKMC that they’re raping this morning
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AGAIN!!!!!! A little too big of a head on this one but it subdued quickly.
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@coach_cum
Next time I’m gonna order them 100oz margarita tower but I’m gonna put a dozen Xanax in it and see how they feel
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I fucking hate Travis kelce and I fucking hate Taylor Swift
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“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
Lane Kiffin and the Ole Miss Rebels are playing the transfer portal game better than ANYONE in college football.
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I would eat dog shit if it had this on it. This is the greatest condiment I’ve ever had in my life. Why have I just now discovered this bottle of orgasm
#DKMCApproved
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Happy humpday!
Ribeye
Jalapeño and cheese stuffed mushrooms
Baked potato
Miller Lite
#PhoneEatsFirst
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Things that make you a pussy according to DKMC:
1. Being a liberal
2. Meal Prepping
3. Choosing to hang with your SO over the boys
4. Drinking bud light
5. Bragging about cashing a big bet but not sharing it with the fellas prior
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@LdubCaps
@SandovalC1978
@DaltonCohea5
I put a “Sip With The Dudez” podcast on my speaker while I was working and walked downstairs and found that my dog had hung himself from the ceiling with a belt!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! MY POOR DOG I LOVED HIM
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I am ecstatic that Tim Anderson got knocked out. What a loser ass pussy
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@WalterWilc70940
Walter… my mother ( Your daughter) said you’re my grandpa … You ever slept with a Gorilla before ? Let me know PawPaw
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My brain feels like Bob Evan’s microwavable mashed potatoes
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Good Morning! May the liquor flow endlessly and the legs spread wider than ever before! NOBODY WANTS IT MORE GOD DAMNIT
BETWEEN THE HEDGES FOR 60 MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES OF PAD POPPING AND SKULL FUCKING!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK NOT US
TIME TO RAPE AND PILLAGE
@OleMissFB
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