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LSU player loses cool and assaults a cheerful, harmless Ole Miss fan during the field storming. Brian Kelly has truly lost control of the locker room.
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This what Mississippi State people eat for a midnight snack
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BREAKING: Mississippi State unveils its new alternate uniform for their upcoming matchup this weekend vs Western Michigan. State is honoring their two former students who are currently imprisoned for attempting to join ISIS in 2016.
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Just realized the election and the Ole Miss-Georgia game are 4 days apart
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The sick children at Our Lady of the Lake Hospital watching the people who stole from them spend 150 thousand in 3 days on Jello-O shots
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Don’t see how Mississippi State makes it out of this regional alive
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Four Alabama freshman students were arrested last night for stealing random signs on the square and were caught trying to take them back to Tuscaloosa. Rebs by a MILLION baby
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Lane Kiffin’s point about the cowbells is totally correct. They ring them during the entire pre snap, and then right when everyone gets set, they put them down and yell for two seconds. It still makes it almost impossible to hear for the other team. Ridiculous it’s allowed.
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Congrats to Daijahn Anthony’s son on winning the Heisman trophy
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The Governor of Mississippi and Jackson resident 👏
We are proud to welcome
@tatereeves
on our set to be the guest picker for this weekend’s HBCU showdown! 🔵🔴🐅
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Two NY6 bowls in 3 years
One of the best coaches in college basketball and the best start to a season since 2007
National championship in baseball in 2022
If you are a junior at Ole Miss, you don’t know how lucky you have it
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He’s undefeated against you. He lives rent free inside your fanbase’s head. He just took your 2024 QB. Now, the highest rated recruit in your program’s history will be playing for him. Lane Kiffin is your daddy, Texas A&M. Accept it.
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Seems as if the Oxford Waffle House turned into a WWE match early this morning!
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Some of the counter-protester students from today’s event at Ole Miss have decided to start a GoFundMe where the proceeds will go to the school’s NIL athletic fund. The university is a lot more fun for students when our athletics are solid. Donate now!
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Things Lane Kiffin has gotten from Tennessee since becoming the head coach at Ole Miss: a golf ball, a road victory, a safety, and a defensive lineman.
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Beware of the people in this jacket. While they may seem harmless, they are actually soldiers for the Leigh Ann Tuohy propaganda machine.
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Lane Kiffin and Hugh Freeze were spotted eating together at a local restaurant in Oxford this week. Sources say the meeting was held to play Rock Paper Scissors and the loser had to take the Auburn job.
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Mississippi State fans walking back to their tractors after losing for the third time in four years to Ole Miss
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Buying a lifetime Library card that won’t work until 2043 is absolutely insane
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The student camera operator when Brian Kelly tells him to hop on the scissor lift tomorrow
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A quick breakdown of the Egg Bowl quarterback battle
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Shea Patterson put on that jean jacket and walked into the pike house and his life has been on a downward spiral ever since then
The Chiefs have waived former Michigan QB Shea Patterson, per source. He was signed as an undrafted free agent this year.
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BREAKING: Lane Kiffin being sworn in as a member of the ATF due to his outstanding work of taking down the leader of the Texas A&M cult, Jimbo Fisher.
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I know 5 students off the top of my head that have been hospitalized in the past few months because some out of town trash comes here and starts fights. It’s time for OPD to start patrolling the ENTIRE square and not just the places where they can give out MIPs and public drunks.
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Today I’m thinking about the kids who caught a gator this weekend and somehow managed to sneak it into stockard
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THE PRINCESS OF OXFORD IS UNFAZED BY YOUR CLASSLESS ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. REBELS BY A MILLION
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First two MSU students try to join ISIS and now they accept a bid to the armed forces bowl with a 3-7 record instead of letting 9-2 Army play. Does Mississippi State hate the troops? I think it’s a fair question.
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Roundabouts vs Ole Miss class of 2025 is already looking like the toughest matchup on our schedule this year
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Quarterbacks can rest easy tonight knowing they can play football now without the dirtiest player in SEC history trying to turn their heads backwards
NEWS: Alabama junior EDGE Dallas Turner has declared for the 2024 NFL Draft, per
@AlexS_ESPN
.
“I’m gone. Ain’t no if, ands or buts about it.”
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Since your original statue had to get taken down, I have a good idea for a replacement!
@PennStateFball
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This is the equivalent to Jesus Christ resurrecting from the tomb
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Well it’s a rainy day in Oxford and you know what that means! The little green soldiers are out in full force!
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Very poor showing from the boomers today. This team works their ass off and the least you could do is act like you give a damn. Thank you for actually showing up students. I wish everyone was as passionate as y’all!
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Caden Prieskorn’s Dad just died and Desanto Rollins lawyers are trying to twist it into a race thing because they gave him time off after he informed the team. They are massive pieces of shit for bringing him into it.
NEW on
@FOS
: Ole Miss football player's legal team claims it has "found ... evidence of disparate treatment of white and black football players" under head coach Lane Kiffin.
That latest turn in the lawsuit filed against Ole Miss, Kiffin ⤵️
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Another beautiful Saturday in Oxford Mississippi. The birds are chirping, sun is out, sorority girls are crashing at roundabouts, cops are eating at restaurants without masks, people are yelling at each other in front of the statue. All is well.
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This is my SEC standings prediction for the 2023 football season. Remember, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so there is no need to get upset about mine. Thank you.
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Sometimes I wonder how Oxford is second in the nation in COVID cases per capital and then I remember I saw a kid pick up a random mask on the road the other day and walk into his dorm with it on because he didn’t have one
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Never thought I’d see the day
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This is how the Daily Mississippian looks sneakily driving around fraternity row taking pictures of kids having a normal college experience
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Welcome to Grove facts!
- You can grill anywhere on campus except the grove and circle which is covered by trees that will burn
- You can bring portable flame heaters in the grove so the food *actually* isn’t cold
- Grove tents have great catered food
- This account sucks
TIL
That's the Grove doesn't allow open flames at the tailgate.....this is grounds for removal from the SEC..
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I know navigating all of the bars Oxford has to offer can be stressful. That’s why I have compiled a tier list to help you see where you might fit in. You’re welcome!
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Indiana ripped all that Big Ten stuff off their uniforms thinking they deserved a better bowl then proceeded to lose the bowl they were in 😭😭😭😭 go ahead and put that Sun Belt patch on that uniform for me fellas
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So since the university won’t let students go to the grove, they’ve taken their own initiative and are now planning on having a 1500 person snowball fight in the grove tomorrow. This is Ole Miss’ version of storming the capital
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There’s a G5 college town full of women that have absolutely no idea what’s about to hit them
Missisissippi State standout QB Will Rogers is expected to enter the transfer portal, sources tell
@247sports
.
Ranks No. 2 in SEC history with 12,315 career passing yards and fourth with 94 career passing TDs.
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Mississippi State fans probably come to the square and just pet the OPD horses for 3 hours straight
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Ole Miss setting the total yardage record against Alabama the week before and then only scoring 21 on Arkansas is the most Ole Miss shit I’ve ever seen
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Here is a list of the worst fanbases in the SEC. I only included 6 because the rest are somewhat normal, level-headed people.
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I am calling on any Ole Miss alum that is a Mississippi air traffic controller to redirect any plane from Alabama
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Wow! HUGE hire by Lane Kiffin and his staff. Johnny Sins is considered by many to be one of the top recruiters in the country!
#HottyToddy
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No one can ever tell me the Vaught is quiet ever again. That was one of the best and loudest atmospheres I’ve ever seen in my life. The noise had LSU and Jayden Daniels in hell the whole game.
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2/3 of these people are at the lowest point of their lives tonight. The other one is somehow Jeff Vitter.
BREAKING:
I am told by a very good source that Mark Stoops is staying at Kentucky
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Unbelievable. Take his Heisman away immediately.
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Better hurry guys there’s already a line to get into Roosters
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Caden Prieskorn lost his dad and has absolutely killed it the last two games. He deserved more than just the Peach Bowl MVP. Incredible person
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Hysterically laughing at Mississippi State fans talking shit all week about our attendance against a bad team and then having a Jackson Prep turnout against an SEC West team at a 3pm kickoff
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My proposal
Breaking: The Confederate statue at the University of Mississippi, erected in 1906, has been removed from its pedestal at the center of campus.
This is the culmination of years of hard work by student activists.
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Call Will Rodgers anything other than the second coming of Christ and these fellas will appear in your mentions in under 5 seconds
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Luke Logan bets on every game and will purposely miss kicks if his bet is in danger. I have no proof but I know this is true. No one is purposely this bad.
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Chi O’s leaving Rafters at 12am on the way to the Waffle House grand opening
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What a beautiful day in Oxford, Mississippi. Rebs are 1-0. There’s more baseball today. The sun is out. All the sorority girls whose fathers’ were unable to get them out of their PIs/MIPs/DUIs are currently on highway 6 picking up trash. Life is good. We get to live here y’all.
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The Stockard and Martin parking lots have cameras installed now and there are no visitors allowed in dorms this year so I hope the Ole Miss class of 2024 enjoys their year of celibacy!
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This is what has happened so far after Texas A&M purchased the best recruiting class in college football history. If this isn’t proof that money can’t buy happiness, I don’t know what is folks.
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Oh great! Now there will be two confederate museums on campus
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We have an Ole Miss monkey in the Grove. Throw your mortgage on Rebs -16
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Putting women’s lives at risk so you can get more public drunk money is absolutely insane. Guess those horses cost a little more than we think!
🚕 - The new city ordinance regarding taxi and rideshare pickups begins TONIGHT at 9pm.
All taxi/rideshare pickups between the hours of 9pm - 3am need to occur in the 3 pickup locations marked on the map.
This does NOT affect dropoffs.
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This beautiful soul let Arkansas fans show their hypocrisy by defending Beard all week after they shit on him from the moment he was hired here. Then he ripped their hearts out again just like he did with Kiffin. Keith. Carter. Forever.
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Kiffin will be mentioned in every coaching search because Mississippi bans contracts longer than 4 years to “deter government corruption.” This is hilarious considering the former Governor and Brett Favre got caught stealing millions in state welfare money for a volleyball arena.
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Staying in oxford over any break is hilarious because the locals who have been hiding in their homes from the students like there’s a tornado warning all come out and mob City Grocery and Grillehouse like it’s a concert
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Maybe it’s best that Juice stays home for this game
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You ole miss bitches woke up, went straight to rafters on the water, then drove to tangos and stayed there till close for a month straight... now you’re shocked you and all your friends got COVID? 🤣
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Incoming freshman vs roundabouts is one of the most underrated rivalries on this campus
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Auburn fans finding out the hard way that Hugh Freeze loses to one terrible team per year. Goodluck guys!
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The Library bouncers when they see someone wearing their hat backwards
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Ole Miss was really about to win a championship in baseball then a pandemic hit
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Tomorrow we have a battle between possibly the two horniest Egg Bowl quarterbacks in recent memory. Whoever wins this game will produce an offspring that could takeover a majority population in Mississippi. I hope everyone’s ready for this battle. It could have major implications
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@BigGameBoomer
@Darth_EJ24
I don’t even like Michigan but your obsession with student sections is really weird
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Ole Miss Baseball had a curse put on it the second they made the Ford Center parking lot pay to park. As long as greed is stronger than compassion, there will always be suffering. Do the right thing before it’s too late Ole Miss. Reverse the curse.
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We have officially lost a party
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The Ole Miss administration really expected kids to come here and just sit in their dorm room and take online classes and now they’re finding out the hard way that this is a party school
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Was wondering how all these Ole Miss dorms are getting quarantined while Stockard is totally fine. Makes no sense to me. Then it occurred to me that these kids are definitely all in a group chat threatening to kick anyone’s ass that gets tested
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