𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫
@DMTDeathmatch
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god's favorite eunuch / ego's favorite ghost / psuedopsychological pipebomb / chaos magician / death prayer practitioner (pronouns: they/it)
Arlington, TX
Joined March 2023
I decided at 4pm to be a bartender for this super bowl party at my neighbors and my recipe has brought everyone to try one and now I'm outta orange juice this is so fucked up
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pisses me off how many anti-porn gen z there is but none of them have the political backing other than their insecurities fueling their opinion. your anti porn ideals fuel conservative values. you are in the sw/terf pipeline.
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RT @Andr3jH: Hitler seeing that his biggest fans in 2025 are a bipolar black rapper and a gay Mexican virgin.
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no for real, I would be killer at this job. I would also be chainsmoking and watching an old TV show off a portable TV and eat a sandwich too. Need this job.
I would thrive as a third world country police officer. Leaning on my AK47. Collecting bribes. Sitting in front of a building drinking tea. Move along. Papers Please. Halt. And so on
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I Flipped An Affordable Housing Unit to a Casablanca, California White using ZillowAi and Etherium Contracts, wanna know how brokie? Hit the link in my bio to learn how to get your cock from 3 inches to 9 with this sick trick and let the chatGPT do the FapSTD
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RT @azealiaslacewig: Kanye is deprived of fingers in the booty because when Amber Rose was tingling that prostate we got 808’s, watch the t…
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GET HIS ASS NOW!!!!!
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@whoisbeansclub you've always deserved it brother, millions of plays and club sets in your future!
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he was in the right btw, fuck that sound guy.
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@CONCERTINA_HALO You can just print the card and cut up cereal boxes and put em in penny sleeves and it'll cost you as much as a single copy of balatro and you get to play with your friends
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blue checkmarks will say anything for 2.15 which can't even buy you a single vitamin from sprouts farmers market on discount.
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