Best thing I've read today, maybe ever.... 'I want a president' - by Zoe Leonard

@Ryan_Daigler I have a sibling who adopted my stage name (Who?) and used it to gain free entry to clubs, access free drinks, introduce themselves to strangers. They sucked up the benefits of my work and reputation. People still view it as loving, family flattery. How could I complain?

RT @beyoncegarden: OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

@artsonthemoveco @PaulSchleifer The younger you are, the quicker the recovery. I was horrified at the concept, but glad I did it when I still had decent mobility. Thankfully, I was a dab hand at dealing with drugs by that point. It caught me on the hop, but as soon as I knew, I got off it damn quick.

@artsonthemoveco @PaulSchleifer My advice, as soon as possible. Changed my life. I was in my early 40s. Yes, it was terrifying and I got bang into the morphine, but I sleep better, can ride a bike and walk without limping now.

@artsonthemoveco @PaulSchleifer I'll tell mine too. In fact, I'll tell my hip replacement, which is younger than me and maybe more open to this nonsense. F***ing charlatan

Auguste Herbin (1882-1960) 'Nuit, Voile n. 4.' Ink and gouache on paper. At Stern Pissaro at the BRAFA art Fair in Brussels, where I got very wet and very drunk. Couldn't believe how contemporary this looked. Love it, but at £20k, bit beyond my handbag.

RT @PrivateEyeNews: “I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now. https:…

I feel like they've been discussing another runway at Heathrow my entire life. Certainly for a large part of it. I ain't an economist, but truly believe that training apprentice bricklayers is an easier & more beneficial move. UK's crying out for 'em. Nobody's asking for more AI.

Watching Mindhunter (TV Series 2017–2019). Feel like a basic fool, but I am inexplicably weak for Jonathan Groff. Actually, it's quite a smart and fascinating show. If you are intrigued by psychos. Which I am, obvs.

@dyerAndie I did AIBU S1 in one sitting, last week when i had flu. Darkest, oddest comedy since Nighty Night. Phil Dunning's cameo as supermarket manager had me squealing with glee.

I can't believe Peter Mandelson is still a thing. For Labour, nu-Labour or *anyone*. His main 'advantage' is knowing where all the bodies are buried & who used what shovel. He walked past me at a party once and I SWEAR the room temperature dropped to just above freezing.

The 'which is gayer- Bey or Gaga?' argument is so grim. Both spoke to fans in different ways. I don't think either artist wants to be pitched against each other, especially for *this*. And just coz you can't see something, or don't want to, doesn't mean it isn't there. Calm down.

RT @JasonReidUK: Some bloody good news! Congrats to David!

Ireland is ‘obligated’ to take in people from Gaza, Israel’s Defence Minister Israel Katz has said. Did the Irish turn innocent people's homes to dust and rubble? Whoever did THAT, Mr. Katz, is responsible for helping Gazans; morally, financially and legally.

I watched this with my beloved Irish granny while she was babysitting me in the late '70s. We loved it.

No matter how much or how long these bellends spend on voice coaches, I STILL don't want to listen to any of 'em. And none of them can convince me that what they say is truth. Either the coaches are terrible or they all beyond redemption.

@CampbellX ahahahahahahahah. Good call tho. Bless you. Took me decades to GET classical. Now I'm all about Radio 3, don't tell anyone. It's bad for my techno party boy rep.

Watched this last night. A hard view. Frustrating, frightening, awkward, at times ugly, in other moments STUNNING, sad & spooky. Falls into an odd crack between art & activism. Hope Gena Marvin is okay & gets the applause AND MONEY she deserves. It's on the BBC iplayer.