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@wifeguyfieri I had a 27yo PhD candidate come up to me, straight faced asked "are carrots good?" Turned out she was just extremely from Scranton.
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@ratbitebaby I know so many who are like "what about my choice??" Bruh, there's no guarantee you'll be there in 18 minutes, let alone 18 years for this kid. Her body, her decision.
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@famoushorse If my kids can read and write they can have outside ideas. Best to keep them indoctrinated
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@zoebroog Straight top, gay bottom?
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@terminallyOL the landlord's drain deserves a lil treat
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@SteakFrankhouse Never ask an Argentinian what their abuelo did during WW2.
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@krassenstein @jules_su Brother, you defended the NYPDs actions by saying "some died in 9/11." Come on!
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@krassenstein @jules_su In the past is doing some real fucking heavy lifting
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@theserfstv That's some top libertarian logic paths right there
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@ErinInTheMorn Friend had to deal with this before Obergefell. She had to move from AZ to CA so her partner could even adopt their children, since same sex relationships weren't recognized as legal. That was only 12 years ago.
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@RayyvanaTTV You missed this winner who deleted
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@jesawyer Rumble in the Bronx
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@Fembub BasedGod88, etc
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@willmenaker Yup. Being efficient only makes bosses go "well you could work harder"
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Remember how we keep hearing how cops aren't paid enough
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@Very__Regular "But how could fascism be bad if I'm in into it?" Everyone who likes the fascism, 1996-?
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@UsingCigarettes @gran1te_mtn three dudes sleeping in a lookout post 30 miles from nowhere isn't gay. It's VERY gay.
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@DenimsTV no concrete but some reason they have very good construction equipment
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@cooIboobs 50K years of evolution lead you to be maidenless. Not sure you're the master race buddy.
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@poisonjr Can't a guy have a skyrim based hobby?
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@OnlyAWorldAway or Obama could have codified abortion rights like he promised he was going to when he won in 2008
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@MajiinRoss How the fuck did you see her in white lotus and go "time has been bad to her"
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@AssBoss80085 We'll do it again
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@ask_aubry Stories like this basically is how Ireland put abortion rights in their constitution
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@LilySimpson1312 They are doubling down
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@Esqueer_ "Deus Vult" Gotta love tradcath fasc being totally normal.
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@LolOverruled This is a Steven Crowder production, right?
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@SteakFrankhouse 100% charge too
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@DreamLeaf5 The best part is this
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@TheWapplehouse When you look at Sweden & Norway what's the first thing you think about? I see balls. Why does my mind go there? it's pretty telling.
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@lukeisamazing this person has some hot takes on the confederacy too, I just know it.
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@RayyvanaTTV The anti surrogacy people also came out in force, because of course they did.
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@abughazalehkat Everything they do to hurt him makes him look more sympathetic. The movie. The pics. Hell even Joe hugging and kissing him. Like what else does a father do for their kid?
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@francisxwolf The man runs a Twitter account and a blog for a living. I don't think he's worked 40 hours in years.
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@cooIboobs Phew. Just Syrians. I was worried for a bit.
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@fuckedupfoods Good lookin Toequitos
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@MxVivianWulf We gotta indoctrinate them early. Sorry, I know you want to play baseball but in this house we take our E and go to drag shows!
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@nkulw This is like when we get a pic from a small town PD going "$3 million of dangerous drugs off the street" and it's one kilo of ditch weed.
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@ask_aubry FTFA: "In court, Milica was fined €82 for ‘exceeding the necessity of self-defence’ and for ‘violating public order and peace’, which made her feel ‘very uncomfortable’. Meanwhile, her attacker had to pay only €370 before being released from prison." Just kill him next time.
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@SteakFrankhouse hate the man, but can't critique the game
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@SxarletRed ever fucking green
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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@bigguydoinstuff @willmenaker How often do your kids mark their favorite books with post-it notes? Why is the book pristine? Do I need to keep going?
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@lemonsproda It's one of the sacred objects used in the coronation
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@NgwuOnyekaa @CNN Yes but ya know...
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@jon_snow_420 I love the terfs in the thread going "we need to sue", "this is illegal." I guess making fun of JK is illegal now.
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@catlovingcommie she found it silly in 2011. It's still silly.
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@bigguydoinstuff @willmenaker That's a weird assumption and glosses over the pristine book part.
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@trouble_man90 Dems: we're shifting further to the right. Surely that will win in November!
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@EuphoriTori People in the thread like "if you go 50 miles from LA or SF it's all red." 50 miles is a long way. It's only 30 miles for the per diem filming radius in LA.
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@ojedax_ @SteakFrankhouse Argentinian detected!
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@tweetsandboobs Just do Dan & Hasan. that's the show we deserve!
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@WhackNicholson Same with the debates. Normies saw it as a man who's struggling to do his best and that helped him in the end.
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@billybrizzle420 MattWallace888. The extra 8 is for extra Hitler
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@SingxerSA1 @cattzee3 @KanielaIng She didn't find/search for anything. These nails are too clean to be wading through the rubble
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@MailOnline It's weird. Some of y'all are like "i wish this was me" while reposting things like this
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This is what happens when the justice system protects criminals.
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@girldrawsghosts Well they already know that Justice Thomas is behind this. They just might get all of 14 tossed out.
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@drug_skeleton @famoushorse Fucking this but reverse
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@EuphoriTori Oli is just pissed he's not getting that contract, imo
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@fayemikah He must tour constantly just to pay off all his lawsuits.
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@bigguydoinstuff @willmenaker Because the book is pristine? A well read and loved book is creased, bent and marked. Not to mention they found it "next to a body." No blood. No dirt. But sure that's his beloved and cared for copy of mein kampf.
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@kevinmnye1 Dude passed out here in Fishtown on a double yellow. Cars just went around him like he was a pothole. Two girls called for the ambulance and we moved him to safety. He's not a road hazard.
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@_celia_bedelia_ The place she's eating at is owned by this chef who wrote a book called "in search of Israeli cuisine." Conclusion, there isn't any.
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@PoliticsLs Globe emoji are always broken
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@jules_su Sees cops put kid's head through window "Surely the cops were in the right"
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@wapplehouse No the only proper dinner is some catering hall's mid fish or chicken entree followed by a DJ asking "are you ready for this?" as he puts on the Cupid Shuffle.
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@SxarletRed I love him. He's the final evolution of Saul Goodman
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@EuphoriTori Totally normal people, just using Nazi memes as their names to attack trans people
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@ASTEROIDNlGHTS I'm not going to click his profile but hands down Ash tweets pics of 12yo animes girls
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@cigarette_liker May he never be allowed in a Duluth Trading company again
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@OnlyAWorldAway I can't tell if he has divorced dad energy or never married incel energy. They overlap so well.
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@DreamLeaf5 It's like people like what you said and are pro-trans people. Weird!
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@gayest_tone The statue pfps that are like "i was crushed she's not a femboy" those are the ones that need to be put in the device.
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@willmenaker I mean we are already there for offshore gas. Full regime change time baby!
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U.S. President Joe Biden's energy security advisor is visiting Israel to discuss potential economic revitalization plans for Gaza centered around undeveloped offshore natural gas fields
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@EuphoriTori My 12yo nephew basically just watches YT shorts. That's it. 10PM to 2AM nightly this summer. Even if 90% are skibidi toilets, 1% are going to be Andrew Tate, and that's enough for him start saying misogynist things at dinner.
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@jules_su You can't expect accuracy AND precision in a man who owns a rocket company. Let's see how the last launch went...
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@DreamLeaf5 People bitchin about surrogacy only because it's two men. Some hetero couple with infertility is "beautiful" to them.
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@PoliticsLs Corporate taxes are at an all time low, yet rents are an all time high. Odd they didn't drop, right?
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@Libsoftiktokks always nazis
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@lachancenaomi27 I'm not sure she actually loves anyone but herself.
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@EuphoriTori Flip the races in the pic and he's doing a 30 minute think piece on needing more patriots like this.
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@SxarletRed I got into a huge fight with my mom about the Jordan Neely murder. She said it "was good he died and the marine helped" and "I haven't worked with homeless people like she has." She was an HIV/Addictions counselor for years. Sometimes it's always there, just hidden quite well.
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@The8BitIdiot Insomnia is doing well, but they target college students and stoners directly.
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@SxarletRed Imagine "don't be a mean person" being actually a mean person.
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@ojedax_ @SteakFrankhouse If only he was killed by the Soviets, we wouldn't be having this conversation
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@dahliabloom Quick run those numbers for teachers
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@raz_sauber @rulajebreal I mean it's for freeing Palestine. Why would a US flag be there?
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@willmenaker like the quickest of googling
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@francisxwolf This guy was ready
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@OnlyAWorldAway obv. the man who went behind Obama's back and told Netanyahu to keep doing what you're doing. Surely he's going to fix the world!
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@TheRocketRalph The end scene of him STILL playing Starfield is my favorite part.
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@NotABigJerk $800/58 items = $13.75/item. What did she expect?
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@ChrisLi56522750 @MailOnline you prayed you'd get raped?
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@LolOverruled Why won't you denounce cancer?
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