RT @NiceGuyKenny: Imagine Chelsea signing I guess that why they call us the blues.. “Iguessthatswhytheycallustheblueswehatetottenham”💨

@GeorgeSmileyOBE Same thing, first game of the season.

The last couple of sentences are a thing of beauty.

@EuropeanBob7 @ChelskiGer_V2 Hopefully, it involves the bastards having to watch the turgid shit that we did.

@TerryKomatsu Great meeting you yesterday. I think we were both awestruck at our respective fame/infamy 😂

@GrocerJackUK It was a horrendous second half. Not an ounce of the zip you'd expect in a cup game when 6000 fans are at your end in the second half.

@GrocerJackUK Mine too! A couple of years I think. Are there more assholes now?!

@unknownTweed We were soulless. That was the most galling thing.

@Kingkeir What's the away pub?

Had a fiver on this at 66/1! Glorious days.

RT @Denis_Hurley: I stand with Leicester City manager Ruud van Nistelrooy and his righteous anger about Manchester United getting decisions…

RT @CFC_SCB: After spares for Brighton on Saturday if anyone has some?

@burnsieboy65 @EuropeanBob7 I think he's still a mistake-a-gamer but Colwill is too. And Tosin has the experience. So between Colwill and Chalobah? (And Tosin wins by an absolute fucking inch)

@NiceGuyKenny @ChelseaFC @DiscoverASR *person

@burnsieboy65 @EuropeanBob7 Colwill and Chalobah then for a while? Experience?! Colwill needs a wee boot up his hoop

Colwill needs a kick right up his (egotistical) hole.

We've had pretty bad forward January loans in the past e.g. Pato, Higuain, Falcao. We couldn't get them out the door fast enough. João Félix has a car crash loan with Chelsea. And Winstanley etc. roll out the red carpet, pay £50m for him and give him a 7 year deal. Dumbos.

@paulmangan1965 We riot

RT @FelixTandem: You mean the Rory delap emoji?!

@ThatMunichNight Inter were fairly unlucky too though. Hit the Post 3 times.