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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Putting it here to easily find it after accidentally deleting the last one
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@DrScuttles
Dr Scuttles
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@cymrurouge Londoners will buy an oat flat white then immediately get shitty at the batista because they missed the bus
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Keir
8 years
Incredible scenes as the Xmas food delivery arrives, my mum has managed to order a single sprout.
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Mike Fix
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Please share your favorite examples of absolutely terrible graphs/figures (misleading, confusing, aesthetically abhorrent, etc). Need examples for a class lecture.
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Thiago Silva's wife was all of us 😂
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4 months
All kicking off in the live text
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If only pickpockets could teach players not to kick the ball away
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Sanctioned by the UK government you'll never sing that
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5 years
Sarri is the first non-caretaker manager to qualify for a European final in the Abramovich era
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Kohli learnt how to bottle a world cup semi from the best
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Proffesor Chris Whitty March 2020
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Oh my God the curve 😭😭😭 Im in tears
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@Kingkeir
Keir
9 years
The greatest 3 tweet story in the history of twitter
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@Kingkeir
Keir
8 years
If you hate Diego Costa you are right wing
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Keir
1 year
Air ambulance called because a kid was put in the walls of Jericho
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Jeffery Perkins
1 year
What was “the incident” at your high school?
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@Kingkeir
Keir
8 years
United looking like a team managed by someone who was sacked by his last club for being 16th
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 months
Why is Angela Rayner dressed like the Hasbro series 4 Ted dibiase figure ?
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@Kingkeir
Keir
8 years
If Costa did what Aguero did I would be questioning why he was tackling a team mate like that
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Reece James saw your tweets about Livramento's buyback clause
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1 year
5 guys stood in the kitchen at work watching the penalties
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Chelsea FC
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@Kingkeir
Keir
9 years
Get you a stable who can do both
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@Kingkeir
Keir
4 years
Me when Thunderbird 2 was shot down
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Keir
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@Cheemball @AGenuineOutlaw If only basketball had a world championship
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@Kingkeir
Keir
9 years
Judas: Still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: Last supper Jesus: The what? Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the lads
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@Kingkeir
Keir
1 year
If i was Australian i wouldn't complain about the condition of a cricket ball
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Remember when the mayor of Liverpool called the police because Ross Barkley signed for Chelsea
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Keir
3 months
This must be how royalists felt when the queen died
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Keir
4 years
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@EduardoHagn
Eduardo Hagn
4 years
If we give Ødegaard number 10, then it’s a huge sign that we want him here for longer than 6 months. It’s also a tremendous sign of faith in him. Being the number 10 of a club of the size of Arsenal is no joke, and something that neither Real Madrid or Real Sociedad gave him.
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Keir
9 years
Love how relatable the lyrics for Adele's new song are
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@Kingkeir
Keir
6 years
It's unfortunate that this Liverpool team are around at the same time as this Red Star Belgrade one
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
Hope everyone will be cheering on the supporter run Chelsea tomorrow against the evil foreign owned Liverpool
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@Kingkeir
Keir
2 years
Bring me to life by Evanescence was number 1 when Jude Bellingham was born
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Keir
2 years
This is deadline day for royalists
@sophiasgaler
Sophia Smith Galer
2 years
believe this is the flight coming into Aberdeen with 7 members of the royal household on
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@Kingkeir
Keir
6 years
The reason Australia aren't good at football is because rubbing a football with sandpaper doesn't work
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2 years
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@FPLStatus
FPL Status
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Injured! ⛔️ Mac Allister #BHA - [Personal Reasons - Expected back 03 Jan] - #FPLSU
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@Kingkeir
Keir
3 years
The warning signs about Tony Khan were there
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4 years
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@frencheddycsc
paku beats
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What's the biggest robbery in football?
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@Kingkeir
Keir
10 years
BRAZIL CARNIVAL SEX PELE
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Keir
3 years
Playing cricket in the park and a deliveroo guy turned up and asked if he could play and he was good and it turns out he played for Bangladesh U19s
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Keir
3 years
Sunday is going to end one way or another with the most rattled twitter timeline OAT
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Keir
3 years
The hidden reply
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
3 years
Staying a blue. 💙
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Keir
1 year
Always funny seeing how pathetic the gold trophy is
@Stephpgold
Steph 🎗️
1 year
Any team can win a treble. Only one team can go a league season unbeaten
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@Kingkeir
Keir
5 years
On loan at Milan having failed at Barcelona
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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"[Carlos Vela] is playing in MLS and he's in his prime. When I was 29 where was I?" Ahead of El Tráfico, Zlatan says he's the best player in MLS "by far" 👀 (via @ahoraonuncaespn )
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Keir
4 years
How am I doing bus
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mike luckovich
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7 years
Shout-out to this guy who was hoping for a quiet Sunday night drink
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Keir
3 years
This is worse than being named after a slave trader
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@Kingkeir
Keir
7 years
Tell me more millionaire property developer
@GNev2
Gary Neville
7 years
Sounds great but this isn’t the solution to this problem!! The complexity of homelessness isn’t being understood by politicians at all...
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Keir
6 years
That doesn't look like tears
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2 months
That is the most insane thing I've ever read on bbc sport lol
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@Kingkeir
Keir
1 year
If you need to ask how to incorporate cricket into the subject of apartheid south Africa you might not pass
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Keir
2 years
Oh no they arent!
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Theatre providing free panto tickets to bring "much-needed joy"
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Keir
4 years
@jamiebogle @SkySportsPL Can she play left back?
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6 months
Arnie Slot
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Keir
8 years
*JK Rowling sits at her typewriter* "Harry... Potter... and the... Baying Rabble... of Scum" Ch. 1 Joromy Crobyn was an evil wizard,
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@Kingkeir
Keir
10 years
Was just saying this to the lads in the pub earlier http://t.co/CWOwcgI8Us
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Keir
9 years
'My inspiration is my dad' http://t.co/oBXD68Wa8P
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@CiaranBloo It's even funnier that it's a typo
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6 years
Thank you Raiola for giving us a good quote about Paul Scholes that isn't fake
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5 years
Can't believe Dybala hasn't been convinced to play in the Europa League under the tutelage of a man who was sacked by Cardiff for being 17th in the championship
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Keir
1 year
@alfie_news7 He punched the ball lol
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Keir
4 years
He was in the Manchester United academy from age 7
@jlocke13
john locke
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@Holbornlolz I notice Rashford campaigning on this because he came from a "poor" household is pictured as a ten year old wearing a £60 replica Man United shirt
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Keir
4 years
The worst thing this government have done is make a Manchester United player likeable
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3 years
@JoshMont @chelseayouth Werner has what 3 goals in his last 30 odd games for Chelsea?
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If this gets 12k likes i will purchase the game today
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Keir
8 years
Goldberg's entrance is going to last longer than all of his matches since he returned combined
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9 years
Arsenal fan loses it on Talksport
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Keir
4 years
Yorkshire tea have been radicalised in under 4 months
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Keir
4 years
The Rock finding out Bin Laden died before anyone else will always he funny
@TheRock
Dwayne Johnson
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Just got word that will shock the world - Land of the free...home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
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Keir
9 years
exclusive footage of Chelsea v Leicester on the last day of the season
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4 years
It's good for England that Hudson-odoi is playing as a right wing back because if it's one position England are light in it's that one
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1 year
The best part about Munich
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1 year
The kit it's inspired by was worn when Chelsea won a European trophy and beat Real Madrid in the super cup lol
@hamezhill
H4mez
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@JohnBrewin_ @sidlowe Chelsea were rubbish then, as well
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Griezmann saying calm down he is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters when he isn't even wearing s Globetrotters jersey is amazing.
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Can't believe an Australian lived in Clapham
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2 years
False advertising that's a bus
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4 years
🤔
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@Dejan06Lovren
Dejan Lovren
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Unity is strength #BlackLivesMatter
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Keir
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You really are a cunt
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Keir
3 years
Just listening to the Euros daily and Ben White has given an interview where he said his mum has been there since day 1 which is the kind of insight I listen to this for
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Keir
9 years
With all the revelling in Chelsea's downfall, my only real regret is that I wasn't more of a gloating prick the last 10 years.
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Keir
2 years
Imagine this happened in London and Jeremy Vine caught it running a red light on his helmet cam
@Sokeel
Sokeel Park 박석길
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This isnt AI - theres a zebra loose on the streets of Seoul
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If the Aussies refused to come over for The Hundred why should England players bother going to Australia for the inferior Ashes
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The magic of the two girls one cup
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Keir
4 years
This man had 8 caps too many for England
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Warner getting CM Punk fired before they fire Ezra Miller would be funny
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Keir
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They got a front of shirt sponsor before the club he actually plays for 🙃
@EmiratesFACup
Emirates FA Cup
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Fair play, Levi Colwill 👏 @sholingfc will wear the kits when they enter the #EmiratesFACup in the first round qualifying 🏆
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Keir
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David Luiz leading a back line to another clean sheet? Not bad for someone who can't defend
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Keir
7 years
If you love your team more than you hate United you are a United fan
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@Kingkeir
Keir
10 years
Some cringey cunt has just shared this on Facebook (blurred their face to protect their identity) http://t.co/glAoDTk5J1
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Keir
4 months
The best Wikipedia page?
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Keir
5 years
Boris Johnson has been hit with a metaphorical slice of pizza
@cesc4official
Cesc Fàbregas Soler
5 years
So, you’re saying and admitting the disease will spread so much over the next weeks/months but you’re not closing schools “just yet”... You will have to close them eventually anyway. Why not do it now and avoid more trouble? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #LetsBeResponsable
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Keir
10 years
Manchester United fans laughing at Arsenal fans like they didn't have a plane flown over their stadium asking for their manager to be sacked
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Keir
2 years
When the DJ refuses to play Phil Collins
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The new Chelsea kit is so bad that I'm not even willing to drop $13 on dhgate for it
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Keir
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@DrinksBreak19 @cricketcomau You care so much about Ukraine that you first tweeted about it December 13th
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Keir
3 years
Keir Starmer proving he isn't a proper arsenal fan
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
3 years
Fans don’t boo their own team. I’m proud to back the England players.
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Keir
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10 things William Regal didn't want What Culture to know about WWE contracts
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Keir
7 years
Costa is great
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