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@LibertyCappy Had to get vaxxed for work and get a booster, then I woke tf up. I pray every day this shit doesnt kill me.
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@OsakanOne Bro allergic to life
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@jk_rowling Won't make the meeting, is there a way to join digitally?
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@bennyjohnson Masked body double NO. 5 has entered the chat
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@catturd2 Covid didn't give me three inches
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@Stone_tossers Second time today I'm at a tweet before a clear explanation.
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@Rothmus As a 29 year old dude, Dating blows. Even in red states.
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@Rothmus I still find the whole Nazi/Argentina thing insanely interesting
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@neontaster I'll never forget when Kamala came back to beat Sebulba. Absolutely electric. #KamalaHarris2024
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@Cobratate I mean...
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@MTGrepp How many body doubles have we gone through you think?
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@weirddalle 85% of these are personal attacks
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@TRHLofficial If they don't skew the polling, the cheating will be more obvious.
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@DelusionPosting That's obviously plasma scoring from when it entered earth's atmosphere
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@jherg424 @LibertyCappy We need to start a support group for the Unfortunately Vaxxed
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@hodgetwins Nothing is going to happen, nothing will. @FBI have blood on their hands and so do the @SecretService . An innocent person died and Trump was shot.
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@FreckledLiberty @Rothmus It'll be illegal migrant officers
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Found where's waldo of #RTX2017 @keltbh
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@ShitpostGate Got here too early for the explanation in the comments
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@Pismo_B Yet she'll end up with, "Landslide Victory! MOST VOTES IN AN ELECTION EVER"
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@TheDragonLH @LibertyCappy T-Mobile was awful, DEI cesspool. Thank God I'm out of that
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@libsoftiktok @GuntherEagleman Common sense left the building decades ago
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@libsoftiktok You will eat bugs, own nothing, and be happy.
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@catturd2 Caption this
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@WuTang_Krang @LogannGames The military aid we provide you says otherwise
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@InsaneCope Lmfao pple don't know he's black
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@MelonieMac Trans Person ends up being a Ped. I'm shocked and appalled, and this in no way impacts my opinion on the Trans community, nor has this ever happened before.
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@LibertyCappy That tracks
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@fightwithmemes All part of the conditioning, Hollywood has always complied
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@schusterrooste1 @LibertyCappy I cut out seed oils and switched to high fat and protein to better myself, just need to get off my ass and workout. Hoping I don't collapse and die from the minor heart exertion required.
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@lporiginalg Thank God people are finding the archived creepy ones. Any word from the Mr. Beast team?
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@LibertyCappy This is the type of woman I need in my life
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@TateTheTalisman Didn't know ya'll were pro life. So much more respect.
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@ShitpostGate Can I go back? Just to before I saw this..
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@hodgetwins The last 10 days have been nothing but this.... I can't hop off X without missing 38 new revelations.
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@mattrife Lmfao, and here it is online
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@CitizenElle @willchamberlain @jk_rowling In a district that voted 90% for Biden, they denied the district change. And how can you call them "peers" with someone as famous and polarizing as him?
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@weirddalle Epstein Client List
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@shayklaass @LibertyCappy What a beautiful verse. Thank you! That's hope.
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@LibertyCappy Well-endowed women serving beer in October
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@FreckledLiberty 110% Who wouldn't want to know if their new squeeze is a serial killer or nah
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@ShitpostGate NGL this got me once, but it took one second of research.
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@ShitpostGate I feel like @CaseOh__ is the only respectable answer
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@atensnut Ubder Biden's DOJ? I'd say wait until January.
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@bennyjohnson They only do it outside of the election cycles
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@stillgray Everyone involved will still vote Blue
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@DC_Draino @AndyOgles Gloves are coming off or more political grandstanding?
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@1A2ARedABlueA @LibertyCappy Every time an athlete collapses, I freak out. They're doing everything right for their body and it got them.
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@TDHBXG So in your mind... there's no difference?
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@Not_the_Bee @jk_rowling I miss the Disney I had in the 90's growing up
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@HumansNoContext I was waiting for the smoke detector beep
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@Pron0unFree @Rothmus Oh 100% I'm skating by. Business has picked up and I'm hopeful if we can get a change of POTUS, the economy could bounce back.
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@Joshoceanthomas Man I hope this blows up!!
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@greg16676935420 Lmfao, Greg never misses. Bro always on point
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@ShitpostGate 14 year Olds now: I'm a woman chop it off mom
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@Rothmus I mean he doesn't look straight
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@ItIsMaynard @BigFish3000 Underrated comment! This should have way more likes
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@Alphafox78 Lol why does he look like an orange 200 year old Betty White
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@GigaBasedDad In our house, we had to fight over the one TV we had with mom. Fox News beat out ATV offroad Fury 2 for the PS2 98.72% of the time.
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@PapiTrumpo The left ain't ready lmfao
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@Captain_Potcard @JoeBiden Just like he helped out Hawaii... oh wait
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@shitpost_2077 Who's celebrating?
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@uncledoomer @ShitpostGate Lmfao what is this country
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@looney126 @Rothmus Aight fellow Floridian, what am I doing wrong? You finding non-liberal women down here?
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@GuntherEagleman God help us, God help us all
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@OldRowOfficial @bennyjohnson That eyebrow naturally connects and we all know it
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@TaraBull808 We know that isn't him....
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@libsoftiktok @RutgersU Everyone who's saying the right is just as bad as the left for "Canceling." We never called for the m**d*r of our political rivals. That is actually a crime.
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@2xHeroi @Stone_tossers Never deleting this app! You're amazingly helpful! Thank you
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@Timcast Going to take the time to buy a gun for self defense, not taking chances anymore
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@ShitpostGate Every Friday when I get paid knowing full well I won't make it to next Friday with enough...
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. @RocketLeague Let me leave a tournament without getting banned for backing out of a game that's over. Thanks
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@FortniteGame Yelling at my screen after dying because I'm bad but won't admit it
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@Not_the_Bee I mean, us Floridians us the Waffle House scale
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@EndWokeness Playing the hits. Lying is literally all they have.
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@jk_rowling Jk never misses
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@laurenboebert Not just POTUS. We need the majority in Congress. They're continuing to cheat, I'm not holding my breath.
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@alifarhat79 @LibertyCappy This saga is getting intense #FreeGreg
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@InsaneCope I mean...
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@JewelsJonesLive @MatthewSabia Immediately thought that's what it was as soon as I heard it. It was just enough off.
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@Tx_gas1 @LibertyCappy The rabbit holes never end.
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