Blake Griffin
@blakegriffin23
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Joined April 2009
*alternate headline: “grown man hides in bushes to secretly record a dad and his kids at the park”.
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!!!! this man had a 50 piece last season. absolutely crazy he’s not on a team.
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honestly, we should do away with championships too. seems dumb to me. participation trophies for everybody. don't @ me
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer. http://t.co/23PNgQB88z.
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divincenzo holding it down for the reddish heads. i see you.
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since nothing else has worked let’s try reverse psychology. DON’T arrest the cops who killed breonna taylor.
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i love that someone at the nba had to type the words “ninja-style hardware” and “consistency of size and length” as their job today.
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“stay ready so you don’t have to get ready” humbled and honored @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease
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ah yes i’ll never forget my 4th year in the nba and coming back to play for OU vs Creighton. People don’t talk about it enough. Put some respect on my name.
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the fact that nobody has legally changed their name to "sources" and taken credit for every breaking sports story is insane.
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Congrats to the best power forward to ever play the game. It was truly an honor. Winner above all else. #thankyouTD
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detroit, not how we wanted it to end but i wanted to say thank you for the support all season long. this year was just the beginning for us. we will continue to lay the foundation to…
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breaking news: the @PardonMyTake boys hate America. next weeks special guest @benedictarnold.
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My uber driver pulled a sandwich out of the glove box, put it on the dash in the sun to warm up, then offered me some. 5 stars all day.
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unbelievable series to watch, congrats to cleveland. very well deserved. lebron and kyrie were next level good.
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@PardonMyTake feel like hank is my biggest hater for boat. “almost too hard” hurts to hear. next question. .
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the sports world lost a legend today. rest in peace Mr. Craig Sager.
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the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long.
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.@paulpierce34 @JalenRose y’all are soft but not NEARLY as soft as @boogiecousins. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner.
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@RealEricWeiler @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter dope complaint. you should win blake of the year next year and have him do it.
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"You guys don't think he would recognize me if I got season tix again right?!?" -guy who burned lebrons cavs jersey on tv.
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i really appreciate your confidence in me man but i don’t think i can play qb.
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.hey @boogiecousins unlike @paulpierce34 i score number two’s in the basket and not on the court. #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner.
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They say Father Time is undefeated but Tim Duncan is going toe to toe. Amazing to watch. Much respect.
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Kid Blake: Who are you? Future Blake: you from the future. Don't listen to anything else I've told you just start wearing a cup.
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RIP Stuart Scott you inspired many and changed the way people looked at sports. Forever as cool as the other side of the pillow.
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RIP to the legend, Robin Williams. Thank you for the many laughs.
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they should have just had both kickers do a soccer-style shootout for the win.
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rip norm mcdonald. one of my first comedy hero’s. every single time i saw him, whether in person or on tv he always surpassed any expectations of how immensely funny he was. truly one of a kind. so lucky to have known you. you will be missed.
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nice try, guy who just got fired from a shampoo company
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Thanks for all the messages! Surgery went well. If you need me I'll be setting a record for most consecutive @Netflix minutes watched.
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just reminiscing a bit on my time with my #broadcity friends. tune in to their new and final season tonight at 10pm on @ComedyCentral #TBThursday
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After our game a guy told me I played great. Instead of telling him I didn't play I just said "thanks". So yeah. I'm in a good place.
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