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@D3simate
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3 months
@kyylien jacksonville, nc is a huge military town… chances are he is or was a marine. do with that information as you may.
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@ikprry some of her merch is incredibly overpriced, especially for the quality… to a degree it makes it impossible for some swifties to get any ᴖ̈.
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@itsdeaann @Cobratate he can’t run too far with the ankle bracelet 💁🏼‍♀️.
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@sjohnny_here @tierralamour_ she said in a different comment that her child was ill. she did the right thing to order online. and also, we pay people to do stuff for us all the time (mechanics, fast food, contractors, etc ), why is grocery shopping different ??.
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@sierrasprague my house 💀.
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@MikeeKhoury no point in being modest now smh.
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6 years
if you don’t use your turn signal, fuck u.
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@sabirinnx @ginknee1 cause they’re too busy crying about the student loans.
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@hardeybayor690 @repuslayyyytion Destin is a beach down in Florida. Timeshares are basically a vacation house but you buy into it with multiple other people so you don’t really “own” it. (sometimes for the pretty penny of tens of thousands of dollars) And because you’re not the only person who owns it, (1/2).
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@itsdeaann @Cobratate at least you can leave your house 😭.
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@BethDru @jamescharles this is my new favorite react meme.
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@hardeybayor690 @repuslayyyytion there’s only certain dates / time periods you’re allowed to go for. So if you really like vacationing to this spot, you can only stay at “your” timeshare during ‘your block’ any other time you gotta get an AirBnB or hotel. (2/2).
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@getawaycargirlz @taylorswift13 I found this at a Salvation Army and I haven’t shut up about it since
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@hardeybayor690 @repuslayyyytion and for the sake of clarity- Destin is a beach town that is known for people retiring there / tourism and it sucks🙆🏼‍♀️ I’ll let you decide what she’s trying to say here since music is pretty subjective 😭.
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@D3simate
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6 years
how do you tell a friend that you love her and respect/support her decisions but also that the boy she likes makes you want to put your head through a sturdy panel of drywall?.
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@D3simate
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4 months
iso Miami tickets for < $200.i am begging and pleading 😭 .#MiamiTSTheErasTour #ResaleTS #taylorswift.
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6 years
I mean no disrespect to her but by saying the lady deserved to be left on the side of the road in freezing temps (based solely on her political affiliation) is based on hate, is immoral, and doesn’t make her any better than the lady/the platform the lady supports.
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6 years
@BITCHEMOTICON may 31st 😬.
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6 years
@jamescharles @JeffreeStar feeling kinda down tbh.
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6 years
i suck at charging my phone. i’ll plug it in and 10 minutes later unplug it bc i wanna roll to the other side of the bed or something.
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@KraynakKatie i still have mine - FULL. I refuse to separate with it.
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@peterson_roman @kyylien . are you okay? like truly. i have the number to a GREAT therapist if you need (you do!).
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@swifthavesaidno please if you get them, i’m looking for tickets so bad 😭 i live here in florida and couldn’t get my hands on em.
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6 years
oh hey y’all 🤠
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@D3simate
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6 years
person: how’s life?.me: it’s goin .*what i mean*.
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Norman French Bates
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Avoiding the jaws of depression and not really thriving but doing alright
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6 years
a certain somebody told me to post more selfies. 😏
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6 years
i’m only social on social media, otherwise don’t talk to me 🤷🏼‍♀️.
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@BethDru @jamescharles we stan a sharing sister ❤️.
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@D3simate
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6 years
I say ‘fight me’ a lot for a person who is 5’5” and 110 pounds.
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6 years
If anybody wants to watch christmas movies, drink hot cocoa, and go look at christmas lights. i’m down.
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@ianjd12 okay not gonna lie, if you go to Rolling Loud in Miami, i’ll go.
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@_JessicaSoto @whitty0630 @chelssseaa1 it wasn’t 5 miles in one straight shot. she was suspended for 3 days so he split the 5 miles up among those days. so she only really walked 1.6 miles a day.
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@perfectlyfine89 please manifest 2 tickets NOLA any night for me 🤞🏼🪩.
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6 years
@ me hoe.
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Girls will complain about the price of make up then be doing it because they’re bored 🤔.
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6 years
EXCUSE ME?.
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6 years
kinda mad that i cry when i’m mad. i just wanna knock holes in walls like white guys.
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6 years
i hate when people post sad things bc i never know if i should ‘like’ it or not.
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6 years
i sent somebody a surprise and now i’m watching the tracker thing cause i can’t wait for them to get it.
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@tearsofcorbyn @tanamongeau but have you seen the videos where it looks like his mom is handing something to a hand coming from the edge of the garden plot??.
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6 years
@EvHolliday but i wanna know.
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@D3simate
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y’all ever get jealous over someone who isn’t even your significant other? like bitch back off, they’re (in my mind) MINE.
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@jp_riveraaa @sierrasprague wait. he’s got a point. girl what’s your hair care routine 😂.
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who wants to go get ice cream with me?.
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6 years
i’m not crying, you are.
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@D3simate
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5 years
this thread >.
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Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮
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@realDonaldTrump JFK called.
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6 years
what’s better than getting a new textbook? getting a used textbook that costs less and has highlighted answers😍.
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5 years
getting in your car and blasting the absolute saddest music in your playlist >>>.
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@JeffreeStar @ABHcosmetics me avoiding anybody else’s review except for Jeffrees 😁
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@JessCanSo Yeah we walk around the house in our outside shoes, but i’ve never personally gotten in bed with them.
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@D3simate
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5 years
can either be your best friend or your greatest enemy lmao.
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6 years
honestly if anybody saw the stuff i sent my best friends, i’d never find love.
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it has come to my attention that my old high school is the only one who blew up condoms and used them as balloons at pep rallys🙃.
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i was eavesdropping on a conversation in Wendy’s and mindlessly eating my Frosty and now I have brain freeze. Instant Karma.
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honestly why do i reply to someone so quickly even though they take 3 hours to text me back 1 word lmaoooooshootmeooooooo.
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y’all know how difficult it is being 17 and in college? the answer is HARD.
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honestly i respond lightning fast so if i don’t text back within 3 minutes, i’m probably ignoring you.
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me: i probably shouldn’t post this.also me:
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i love responding to some people’s tweets just so they know someone’s listening.
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y’all ever sharpen your candy canes into like little shank type things? ho.ho.homicide.
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@itslaurlmao you’re on a facebook post and people are trying to help you out 😂.
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i almost drowned in the ocean once and i assure you this is not what it looked like under the wave.
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am i the only one hasn’t watched the grape surgery?.
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i don’t know how to dance and i’m very upset over this.
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@calamitypayne is there a sign up sheet somewhere?.
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why does chick-fil-a have the most business but smallest parking lots?.
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@tv_skapie It’s 100 yrds and we use it bc football is just a really big thing here🤷🏼‍♀️.
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y’all ever watch a show and think. honestly what the fuck.
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@MikeeKhoury “kisses to my bitches”😂.
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if you have best friends/family in the military, god bless you and them.
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this is a formal apology to anyone who drives with me. I’m sorry i lose my temper @ other cars, but they just don’t know how to fucking drive.
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I just wanna go to a town like the ones you see in Christmas movies.
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@D3simate
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enough is enough
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anybody else’s pinterest board full of exercises you’ll never do and a plan for your future wedding? no? okay.
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2009 was an iconic year for music. let’s discuss.
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currently.
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i was gonna say something catchy, but i already got your attention 🤪. lol that caption was stupid & i hate myself 🙃
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if somebody says you hurt them, you have no right to say you didn’t. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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if you’ve never had the delicacy of a Publix Sub, I feel immensely sorry for you.
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@priscilladanila treat my girl right for a good one y’all.
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i love my state.
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@LaniSays you’re welcome for that.
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yelling is the one way to guarantee that i’m not gonna listen to what you’re saying.
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i’m too short for my car visor to block the sun and i’m actually so upset over it.
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@KazHeatCulture @kyylien one of my friends got in trouble for putting his hands in his pockets… they care more than you think they do.
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@swiftoursonggg I was 5 and have been listening to her ever since 🥲 still can’t get NOLA tickets tho.
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it hits harder when you have family/friends in the military.
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I don’t care how old I am. military homecoming videos will always make me bawl like a lil kid.
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@D3simate
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i just kicked a bunch of high schoolers ass @ a church game, how was y’all nights?.
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aight i’ll say it. 1)ARIEL IS-in essence- A FISH. HER SKIN COLOR WILL NOT AFFECT THE MOVIE/PLOT AT ALL. SIT. 2) As long as she does The Little Mermaid part justice, why does her skin pigmentation matter?.3)Disney doesn’t just ‘easily’ make a different movie.
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i can’t hear the name Edward without thinking of Squidward. probably just me but like sorrynotsorry.
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y’all ever take your glasses off and think about how fast natural selection would’ve got to you, if not for the development of optometry???.
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if you talk to me for more than a day don’t hmu with “wyd” because you know i do the same shit everyday like clockwork.
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fucked around and hurt my own damn feelings.
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@destynikayleen @BITCHEMOTICON WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AND NAME (minus spelling) HAHAHAHAHA.
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i say i hate drama AT LEAST 3 times a day. yet here i am, watching drama unfold from the shadows of twitter.
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@sierrasprague girl what highlighter do you use cause omg.
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sometimes i feel like people think i stalk them when i like/comment on their pictures in under a minute but really i have no life and i’m always online 🙃.
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