CyLouie
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Again, the Guardians are aren’t a good baseball team. There are no reinforcements coming or good prospects, this is a team that is going to be in for a bad summer. Just awful everywhere lmao
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uzis unloaded. pumps shot. grenades exploded. missiles launched. 😁
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The guardians are everything wrong with this sport personified.
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FUCK CLEVELAND.FUCK STEPHEN VOGT.FUCK JOSE RAMIREZ.FUCK JOSH NAYLOR.FUCK EMMANUEL CLASE.FUCK STEVEN KWAN.FUCK ANDRES GIMENEZ.FUCK KYLE MANZARDO.FUCK WILL BRENNAN.FUCK TOM HAMILTON.FUCK CDLENTHUSIAST.FUCK DAVID FRY.FUCK TANNER BIBEE.FUCK CADE SMITH.
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This is not Cleveland being pounced on during a losing streak. This is exactly who they are. A horrible rotation, zero impact bats, luckiest bullpen in the sport, and a terrible manager. Process believers knew this would happen eventually, not all messages resonate immediately.🌊.
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Cleveland's 4 all stars today: . -0/13 .-000/000/000.-0 HR, 0 BB, 0 HR, 0 Sac hits, 0 steals.-7 LOB. 1-0 Loss! 🥶👀🔥
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I watched Clase scrape through the most horrifically lucky 162 game season for that moment. Chills man.
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The entire team needs to be, like, blown up. Get the nukes from Iran. Like honestly, I’m done… so done.
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JP Crawford is hero. I'm glad more teams and players are calling out this bullshit that has been happening for the last 3 months
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For those wondering similar to 2022 I'm not accepting this as a legitimate or earned title and I don't say this as rage bait. Considering the process of this team was the exact same as last year when they lost 90 games it's hard to argue this was anything but luck.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "HE COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER" AND "KEPLER JUST LET IT GO BY" IT WAS A FUCKING BALL.
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Pablo Lopez broke this organization 😭😭.
The Astros have lost 8 straight home games. Their last win at Minute Maid Park was Game 1 of the ALDS on October 7th
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500 word CyLouie fan fiction
THE EXTINCTION OF CYLOUIE. One year ago this week, the most insecure 20-something on this app went on an ill-advised 100+ QT victory lap over a fluke season in which our entire rotation got injured. "THEY WONT BE BACK EVER". It took less than two months for that delusion to.
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How nice of them to remind Cleveland viewers of their last world series title!.
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@mlb_simulator Daily reminder that this simulator ignores team defense and counts stellar defensive plays/going first to third on a single as being “luck merchants”.
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Cleveland needs 100th percentile batted ball luck to beat the worst playoff team of all time in 5 games ok lol.
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I have no words man the Twins are taking this division by double digit games once everyone gets healthy
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Really really disturbing not to walk away with 3/4 against a terrible opponent. Division will still sort itself out but that’s an unacceptable offensive effort the last 2 days. Need to be way better.
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At some point you just have to accept a team top 10 in both batting and pitching fwar is a team with a great process and missing the playoffs is bad luck and the result of 3 concurrent literal 100th percentile outcomes from divisional opponents. Oh well man.
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Is he cosplaying as the average Ohioan? I’m crying man this shit has zero aura.
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IT'S REAL SILENT ON MY TL AND MENTIONS LMFAOOOO WHERE ARE YOU ALL AT?.
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Let's sing about the unsung heroes. Our bullpen has been, arguably, the best in all of baseball this year. #ForTheLand .
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Cleveland is genuinely so terrible man the Twins just never catch breaks. What a fluke last couple of games.
--------- ALERT ---------.Guardians are luck merchants!.Guardians at Twins (08/11/2024).Actual score: Guardians 5, Twins 3.Deserve-to-win: Guardians 17%, Twins 74%, Tie 9%.#MLB #Statcast #MLBSimGuardians #MLBSimTwins #Baseball #Guardians #Twins
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I don’t get why people think winning always makes a team good. The 2024 Guardians were a PRIME example of this. They won a ton of games but the team wasn’t good. Just a bad team who won games.
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Alvarez when he’s not getting 85 mph Ober meatballs and Thielbar hangers
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Why didn’t anyone warn Cleveland fans that having an offense with underlying metrics identical to the Marlins and White Sox couldn’t be counted on in October!.
Guardians have gone scoreless in their last 20 innings, the longest stretch in postseason franchise history
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Don't hide from me, replies.
Cleveland really had to use every good bullpen arm to barely beat the Pirates' 5 starter lmfao. I am putting thousands of dollars on Cleveland's playoff opponent because they won't able to luck into dodging good starters.
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going into year 4 of the "youngest, brightest core" gimmick with 0 notable achievements
One of best teams in the Majors AND the youngest AND the 2nd best farm system in baseball?. The organization is healthy. 💪. #ForTheLand
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won the series vs the best NL team without our best 3 players and any sort of clutch 💀👀
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@CyLouie__ Cy Louie I need the dog video in wolves nuggets form 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I will be eternally grateful.
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YOU THOUGHT THE GUARDIANS GETTING RIGGED UMPIRING WAS A JOKE??.
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This just feels like this is who the Guardians are man. 6% Barrel rate (Bottom 3%).34.8% hard hit rate (Bottom 1%).88.0MPH average EV (Bottom 3%). 378 xSLG (Bottom 7%). 305 xWOBA (Bottom 10%). 340 xWOBACON (Bottom 1%). Just not sustainable offensive metrics.
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Transaction alert: Miguel Sanó designated for assignment by the Angels.
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Guardians “new look lineup” was electric today 🔥🔥. -0 Runs .-0 Home Runs .-1 XBH. Was Amed Rosario holding them back?? 👀.
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-3 wins in 4 games.-Buxton back soon.-Erod promotion soon.-pre injury Lee and Miranda returning.-Lewis clutch again.-Royals dead. Who has it better!.
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According to Baseball Savant, this play had a 95% Catch Probability.
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Deserved win, certainly feels great to break the trend of Cleveland losing with us. In due time, gaining like today will be the new trend. Excellent offense and quintuple cannons soon loading in this pen will get us far. Keep grinding. 🌊.
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Cleveland getting the 2024 Tigers and 2022 Rays as first round opponents is unfathomable considering these are probably the 2 worst playoff teams this century.
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1. Julien 123 wRC+ .2. Correa 149 wRC+ .3. Kepler 121 wRC+ .4. Buxton 136 wRC+ .5. Jeffers 134 wRC+.6. Rodriguez 117 wRC+ .7. Larnach 112 wRC+ .8. Kirilloff 114 wRC+ .9. Martin 100 wRC+ . Lee/Royce soon. Top bullpen in the sport+healthy Lopez + Festa 20 iVB fastball with control
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We will be patiently waiting goat
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What’s crazy is this doesn’t even include the extra 22 umpire runs Cleveland has been gifted so far this year. I mean we are looking at an all time fluke season this is just staggering to look at lmao.
Updated pot-o-gold chart that sums the lucky games (+1) with the unlucky games (-1) in 2024 for each team. #Guardians so far the luckiest and #Braves the unluckiest
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the Guardians have officially passed the 2022 Guardians for the luckiest mlb team of all time which is basically impossible to contextualize. It's sad that calling this team out for being objectively rotten is considered bait.Thankfully we are going to put them away in about week.
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-series won, Royals exposed.-demon backend finally here.-Royce soon.-Alcala trusted.-Jeffers back .-Correa.-Lee, Jenkins, Erod all playing at the same time.-Festa soon. Be careful what you wish for!
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The "we don't think about you" gimmick from Cleveland fans is officially over, right?
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2 seasons of witnessing the most lucky and disgusting team and it's finally over man. It's all been worth it and every narrative has came true . Owned their entire organization, their players, and most importantly their delusional fans. FUCK CLEVELAND. THEY WONT BE BACK EVER
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This phillies game is the single greatest pinnacle of Guardians baseball. Unbelievable umpire luck, not a single hard struck ball with bunts and luck 40mph flare shots, and the opponent defense inexplicably falling apart.Glad Phillies fans are able to see this shit for what it is.
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🧵(1/33) Every Carlos Correa career Home Run, Double, Single, and Walk against the Dodgers
I see that Twins fans are upset that Dodger fans were booing Carlos Correa at the game last night. If you're going again tonight, make sure you boo him even louder this time.
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Hit it where they aren't? That's how the game has been played for hundreds of years. The only stat that matters is the fact that it goes down as an out. #GuardsBall.
102 MPH off the bat , .800 xBa on that Fry robbery… just insane bad luck.
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gtfo out of my field bitch made clown thug Houston Astros 😭😭Thanks for the free 2 series wins!!😁
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Guardians fans are hilarious because they clamor for respect and appreciation until it happens because it hurts their victim underdog fantasy they always want to live in.
Aaron Boone on José Ramírez: “If I hear how underappreciated, underrated he is from somebody on a network or something, I want to rip my arms off and throw it at the TV. … He's a great on track Hall of Fame player, and everybody knows it, including everyone sitting out here.”.
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Missed called strike 3 leading to Cleveland runs 👀 but please respect us as an elite team not winning by luck!.
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Twins closer Jhoan Duran is here in Chicago. No immediate news about him being activated from the IL, but it should be imminent in this series.
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Predicting who will finish 2nd in the central this year is truly impossible all 3 of Detroit KC and Cleveland have such garbage and talentless rosters man. I genuinely think Cleveland will be 4th since Det and KC have starting rotations but all 3 could have win counts in the 60s.
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Royals in free fall, Guardians outplayed in 3 straight by the Nats and running out of weak opponents, this division race is completely over lmao.
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