A girl I met in my complex is upset because her rent increased by $600. I was shocked and asked, “How is that even possible? That doesn’t make any sense.” She agreed, saying, “I know” Then I asked if she had moved in on a special, and she admitted, “Yes, I got three months free.”
So today I had my first bumble BFF date and her and I were planning on meeting on the beltline and we just found out that we live in the same apartment. What are the freaking chances of that?