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"I know I'm cursed" -Future

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“elephant in the room” is the funniest saying cuz imagine an elephant in the room fr. u can't ignore that. some serious shit going on
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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering
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yall: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5
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you: solar eclipse me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation
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me: *gets down on one knee, and pulls out ring* is this it… chief? her: *tears falling down her face* weird flex… but ok
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yall: 4/20 me, an intellectual: 1/5
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10 months
i fucked up already. 2025 my year for sure
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5 years
the only way a billionaire could ever truly flex on me is by saving the earth
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it be ya own clocks
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2 years
reading a book surreal af💀 i jus be staring at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly
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6 years
I GOT DEPRESSION IN THE BACK, ANXIETY IS ATTACHED
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Flint, Michigan x Clean Water
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What’s a collab you’d like to see happen this year? 🤔
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might fuck around & | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ die
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i fucked up already. 2024 my year for sure
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3 years
Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
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mfs get a pair of AirPods and think they Elon Musk
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every day independence day when u dont got kids
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7 years
McGregor and Mayweather have hugged more times than my father has ever hugged me
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3 years
I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. Happy Halloween everybody
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5 years
my teachers said i wouldn't be shit now da president sending me checks
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6 years
we all gonna die so u may as well steal from walmart
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6 years
how tf you look at a newborn baby and name it Eugene
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6 years
lock up R. Kelly and free all the animals at sea world
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7 years
but her dad... nvm
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Kendall Jenner says she's not as girly as her Kardashian sisters: 'I get that from my dad'
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6 years
shouts out all my clinically depressed people that made it through 2018 we did THAT
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rams won the popular vote tho
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if you was born rich apologize
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imma keep it 💯 conjunction junction what's your function went hard as shit
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this the first time yall have touched a broom all year
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might fuck around and follow my dreams
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{\__/} ( • ~ •) / >🍆 ¿You want my dick? {\__/} ( • - •) 🍆< \ No! My dick! {\__/} ( • w •) / > 🍆 Just kidding, you can have my dick! {\__/} ( -_ -) / > 🍆 But just a lick… {\__/} ( • - •) 🍆< \ No! You lick too much! No more dick licking privileges!
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6 years
thanksgiving's just one sleep away if you do it right
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*meanwhile at the Bellagio*
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4 years
ladies next time he ask for a pussy pic send him one of his selfies
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when a girl invites u over to smash but then calls u a fuckin loser for bringing your gamecube controller <
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5 years
officer u gonna believe me or that lying ass Walmart security footage
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i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping
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must be December 32nd 2019 cuz yall still on the same shit from last decade
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my conscience: don't do it, stay alive me: you got stay alive money?
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it's that time of year again
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yall going out to buy popeyes chicken sandwich, but won't pop eyes at the chicken you see in the mirror sandwiched between depression and anxiety
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"Area 51? who all gon be there?"
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mind ya business challenge
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imagine explaining gamer girl bath water to an alien civilization
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7 years
can't wait to try grandma's homemade four lokos
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hop up out the bed turn my existential crisis on
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6 years
ma your mcm goes sock>shoe>sock>shoe instead of sock>sock>shoe>shoe
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2 years
is it me or did seasonal depression come extra seasoned this year um
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When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie
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5 years
what do you mean you got quarantined at his frat house
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sorry if im acting different today fam it's because mercury is in gatorade
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Low iron girls always saying "I love your energy". Of course you do, you aint got much
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give me $500 and i'll turn it into $10 in a week no scam shit
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everybody go @ Drake and say "if u was really the Scorpion, you'd drop the album same day as Kanye 😈" just to see what happens
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if you dont toast ur sub at subway u DEFINITELY the feds
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No Noise November. everyone shut up
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covfefe is one hell of a drug
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halloween is just one sleep away if you do it right
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would u rather take a razor scooter to the ankle once a day for the rest of your life, or have ur daughter grow up to be a festival girl
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yall going to church today but always forget to put on lotion? u worried bout the wrong ash
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you: how is twitter free? me, an intellectual: how come twitter aint paying us?
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prank your future self by wasting your life
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invite a girl to ur family thanksgiving dinner and if she says yes block her ass immediately bc we dont celebrate the genocide of innocent indigenous people ok kings
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i love saying "absolutely not", saying "no" just aint dramatic enough for me😭
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She NEVER has to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause imma read it out loud. This shit is $86
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i used to be fucked up and depressed, but i turned my life around so now im depressed and fucked up
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not today satan but hmu tomorrow
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Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off
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rob exposed chyna bc she went to the doctor and got lypo with his money, on the 12th anniversary of Gold Digger
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Vaccinated or not, please stop standing so close to me in public
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if Radiohead doesnt name their upcoming tenth album RAD10HEAD it's automatically trash
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what yall mad about today
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free all my mans locked up by crippling self-doubt
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you ever feel like a percocet surrounded by a bunch of advils
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daylight saving time bout to have me all kinds of fucked up
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The DMV be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence
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rt if you think i should steal from walmart today
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ahh yes, that rewarding feeling you get from laying down after being a piece of shit all day
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Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul have hugged more times than my father has ever hugged me
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rt if u think the shitty Grammys should at least have a Mixtape of the Year category
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if im paying $100 for this fight i better see chris brown and souljaboy square up in the undercard
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smoking that OG depression
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if i gotta pay $10 to get into a party im moving in
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small dick big dreams
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I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. Happy Halloween everybody
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catch me at coachella filing my taxes
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that time of year again
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if you try to april fools me today i will consecutively send u the same john cena meme every day until you die of johncenaism
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sometimes u just gotta grab life by the ass and eat it
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today is a good day to be back on my bullshit
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Yall: 4/20 Me, an intellectual: 1/5
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Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???
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🅱️alifornia 🅱️izza 🅱️itchen
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Marvin Gaye was right what tf is going on
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if i die after i pay my rent sit me on my couch until the 31st
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damn it's crazy how frank ocean invented music
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it's September 21st you already know what tf going on
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things may seem bad now but dont worry, later on they'll still be shitty
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you can't spend your whole life heelying away from your problems
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Yall merge perfectly at Chick-fil-A but lose your minds merging on the freeway🤔
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You ever killed your own vibe by thinking
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