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Here is my version of the drawing. I will be adding modifications to the art work but this is the completed version at this stage.
“You in a long life battle with yourself” Kendrick 22x30inch charcoal drawing
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Iren don give them another lamba. Lamba ontop story wey be lamba before.
So Jonah actually died for 3 days?
Wow.
He wasn't just all up in that big fish belly chilling in the dark?
Omo!
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Two ways to drive Nigerians nuts in real life and entertain myself with their paranoia:
Tell them I don't believe in God.
Tell them I don't want kids.
E dey always sweet well well.
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The type of violently misogynistic stuff that passes as jokes in this part of the world is wild.
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ALL ABRAHAMIC RELIGIOUS TEXTS were written at times when patriarchy was the order of the day & women weren't seen as equals to men. That is why they support ideas that subjugate women. These texts are the product of men, not any god. Is this even difficult to understand?
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I hate it so much that I share my nationality with these wild animals.
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"Tried being an atheist" because atheism is like Banga soup.
when i was in 200 level, i tried being an atheist, my life turned upside down like i was cursed, i also got suspended from school that year, i don’t recommend!
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They will hate on atheists but go on to do every immoral thing according to their religious beliefs. Fear of God my ass.
If you don't fuck off...
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What is the obsession with having power & control? Why can you not just live in a pluralistic society where you are free to practise your religion & live according to your personal morals without enforcing it on everyone.
Is it a weakness? What's the explanation?
Jihadists immigrants in the UK are clamouring for the imposition of Sharia law. 😂😂
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Dear religious folks,
If you are not willing to correct harmful theology held by your fellow religious folk, stop trying to shut up sceptics and non-believers that criticize such theologies.
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@ruleyourspace
I'm confused. How can maternity fraud exist? How can a man deceive a woman that a child who isn't hers is hers? Are you saying something else because I'm confused AF 😭
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His reaction to the question tells a lot. "What kind of question is that?"
If you don't think asking that question is remotely reasonable then it's not possible to have a productive conversation on the matter.
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When I was jobless & more broke than I currently am, cooking God was all I did. Cooked that MF on Clubhouse, on Twitter, and in real life. Stop playing.
Only reason why Danny Walter has mind to cook God is cause he’s wealthy
Dem no born broke man well make he no believe in God 🤣🤣
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It's another Monday morning & I have joyfully woken up early to prepare for work. I am on my way to work already and it is not even 7 AM yet. That's how much I love my job. Look how happy I am. I love Mondays so much.
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Me: I don't believe Jesus was resurrected.
Christain friend: so you are saying billions of Christians are deluded?
Me: Do you believe Mohammed received God's words from an angel in a cave?
Him: (after seeing where I want to take him to) I don't know
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But some people in Nigeria will say the type of barbarism that happens in the North has nothing to do with Islam & is merely a cultural issue. Continue with the dishonesty 👍
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The way Nigerians fear statements like that ehn...
"Make God no help me again"
*Average Nigerian goes paranoid.
LMFAO!!!!
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If I truly believed that MOST HUMANS currently living would be tortured/tormented (however you want to put it) forever after their death, I would probably be a very depressed person or I would go insane.
Sometimes I doubt that you people truly believe these things 🤔🤔
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I can't express how upset I am about Mubarak Bala's case. I feel weak and helpless. I hate it here
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Imagine coming across the suffering of another person & your reaction is to thank God for not allowing you experience it.
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@Sylvianenyee
Because the spiritual controls the physical & metaphysical truths only work by the 48 laws of principalities that's why you need to understand that in a town hall, different from balablublulubu bulaba, cassava, garri, ewa shbsgsaaytavtstauhdjsbsj....
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I think I am going to decide to be a closet atheist at my place of work lol. I no get strength to dey argue and explain myself again.
"Onome please say a closing prayer for us"
No wahala, in Jesus name we pray.
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"If your parents were anti-natalists you won't exist today"
Exactly boss. You are getting it
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This is the part where the Christian apologist says it is not referring to literal trumpets but metaphorical trumpets.
rapture doesn't feel very inclusive. All that trumpet business, what about the deaf?
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Twitter can be incredibly useful at times. Because of power outage in my area, we have been unable to pump water in the house. I have been thinking of how to get water. Now all I have to do is take my bucket & go under that Omah Lay post to fetch tears.
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One day we will talk about how people who love water enjoy talking condescendingly (unprovoked) about people who don't.
Water is good.
👆🏾quote the above in the spirit of Twitter.
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Cishet male: I heard men can experience prostate orgasms which feel different from the regular orgasm by certain types of anal stimulation & that's something I am open to experiencing.
Average Nigerian: so you are gay?
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How purity culture pressures young people to run into marriages (that can potentially be horrible at the end of the day) just so that they can have "not sinful" sex is not talked about enough.
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Last night, I went into a Christian clubhouse room & introduced myself by saying "I work for Satan & my job is to make Christians doubt their faith & lose their salvation". Before I could say anything else, the mod muted me & moved me to the audience.
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Tell me you are a manipulative person without telling me you are a manipulative person.
when i meet a new girl.. i get fascinated by how beautiful she is first, the next thing i’m trying to see is if she’s smart … if she’s not smart… that’s my spec right there.
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I'm at the bank trying to open an account and the person responding to me just asked what's your religion so he could fill that part of the form. And I casually responded, "I don't have a religion, I'm an atheist". And I didn't feel awkward at all 😂
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If I see Oyedepo in public, it is only a hardcore determination to behave myself that will stop me from yelling "Oyelamba".
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If she is a fan of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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There is not a single part of me that desires to procreate. Not even one cell
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That's one of the experience that makes me know religious people aren't really interested in listening to the other side and that's why I rarely bother with such conversations. The end.
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I hate this hustle mentality that is so common in Nigeria so much. I hate it & how it ruins almost everything with passion.
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@vickie_coco
@shin_daraa
@Tessaissofine
Hi. Can I send you all my money so that I can officially be a finished man?
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This is wild AF 😭😭😭. A contender for that man on Clubhouse who told us he cuts off the tip of his condoms so that he can enjoy more sensations while maintaining "90% protection".
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@nanakosuaglobal
I just went to check the context of what you quoted & I feel like deleting my first comment. WTF? 😭😭
I did not know that by controlling sexual urges he was referring to not trying to sleep with minors. OMFG
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I hate the fact that "God-fearing" is used synonymously with "decent" 🤦🏽♂️
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LMAO my biggest fear is dying without reaching my potential. Because I know I am capable of so much. I don't want to be that "and he sabi book o" nigga
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Taking texts written by ancient people (who probably had no idea what a germ is) as the ultimate authority over my life does not sound like a very smart thing to do.
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Pastey has indirectly admitted that the chances of a person being "saved" is highly dependent on the family they are born into(something the individual has zero control over).
Very fair system if you ask me 👍
😂 Religions!
It's always been a competition, hasn't it? It's always been about being the religion with the highest numbers, the influence, & the power. Later, some sheeple will come here to tell me that "Christianity is not a religion."
I'm waiting; bring a dictionary with you.
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This Christian woman on clubhouse just said masturbation(for men) is murdering so many babies. Like she believes sperm cells are actual babies.
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Homophobia too funny mehn...
UPDATE:
I made a mistake yesterday. As soon as I saw the first lion mounted, I stopped playing the video because I have learnt and posted about female lions who grow manes before. However, people started pointing out the fact that they mated each other. So, I watched the video
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A bit blurry but yeah...
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I see a depressed bird. It has a long neck like an ostrich and it looks like it has been crying for days.
Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained 🤔
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Christianity is incredible because while this story may scare people who have been brought up with theologies & eschatologies similar to what the story describes, there are other Christians (such as Seventh-Day Adventists) who would laugh at the story & see it as absolute BS.
FOURTY EIGHT HOURS IN HELL. (adapted from a tract) .
Many years ago, in the late 70s precisely. l read a tract about a young man, Lenox, who was arrested and put in
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I remember when this Christian friend of mine was pestering me to watch "The Case for Christ movie " & was so confident that I would be blown away by the evidence after watching the movie. I remember Paulogia had done a review on the movie so I decided to make a deal with him (1)
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Do you people now understand why I said an important first date question is "What do you think about Pastor Chris Oyakhilome?"
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The idea of wanting a monthly allowance from a romantic partner is so ridiculous to me. So fucking ridiculous that I struggle to accept that people truly believe that 😂.
"I expect at least 1 million from my guy every month"
For real???
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The one that gets your enemies slaughtered including their women, children, babies and animals (1 Samuel 15:1-3). He takes no prisoners of war except when he is allowing you to keep virgin girls for yourselves (Numbers 31:16-18). He is just too much 🤗🤗
Brag about God under this tweet.
I'll start: The one who opens a door that no one can shut.
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A lot of Muslims condemning the killing of that girl are not condemning THE DEATH PENALTY FOR BLASPHEMY, they are condemning jungle justice. This is so sad and vile
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Not Nigerians posting Jesus on social media so that it would make Nigeria better. LMAO, comical stuff
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Why is it so hard for Muslims to understand that their religion is "sacred" to them but not to other people? People who don't revere your religious figures will say things you find offensive, that's just how the world works. An opinion that is normal to one religion or belief
I wish some of you know how Important Islam is to Muslims. If you did, you won’t open your mouth to say some of the silly things you did. Trust Muslims, they won’t let it slide. If you are not a Muslim, sit everything out that has to do with Islam/Muslims.
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@Ribaaku_
We didn't shame you for believing in Jesus. You made a tweet in bad faith to troll us. Some of us responded in sarcasm, others tried to troll back. Why are you people so unaware of your bad behavior and quick to push a persecution narrative instead?
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I don't know why people keep assuming I am a "pastor". I am not. I am an irredeemable hoe. I am just too broke to afford the lifestyle of philistine decadence I truly desire.
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I used to criticize 40+ old men for taking selfies like this but look at me now. lol
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I don't understand this thing theists do when you point out a flaw in their religious system & they respond by pointing out a similar flaw in a man-made system.
What exactly is the goal?
I didn't claim that man-made systems are infallible so what are you trying to get at?
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No, we are not. Next question
Why is this generation so comfortable disrespecting God? Aren’t you scared ???
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You go suffer train pikin finish them go grow come dey call Wizkid "Daddy", dey call Beyonce "Mother", dey call Oyedepo "Papa".
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This fraudulent man is one of the best evidences that there is no such thing as Spirit of discernment.
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One of my favourite things to do is watch progressive people go through mental gymnastics to justify traditional intuitions they can't unlearn.
"Yes, it is wrong to beat children but I go too deck am"
Oya now.
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"you can transfer spiritual problems via vaginal fluids"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@JosephNollaSJ
Thank you for your kind words. A lot of Christians would be irritated by the first point tho.
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@MisolaofJesus
The majority of humans in the world are not Christian. How do you think they are doing life?
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Me: *explains why animal suffering is incompatible with the existence of an all-knowing, all-powerful, benevolent being*
Beer parlour theist: Did the animal come and complain to you?
Everybody else: *cheers the incredible come back from this theist*
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In a 5-minute conversation with someone, I noticed that Paul Eneche is her screensaver, she has no clue who Nelson Mandela is, she thinks pictures of animals are scary because they are conduits for evil spirits, & she says, "the spiritual controls the physical"
So many red flags.
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Seeing Nigerian youths celebrate this type of behaviour makes me very hopeless.
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Nigeria. A lot of deeply religious people at the same time, deeply immoral.
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If there were no fairies, there would be no people who don't believe in fairies.
Right?
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Me watching Muslims and Christians argue about who worships the real God.
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I don't think I have drawn anything in years. One of my undeveloped talents.
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@bunmi_grey
Wait till he becomes a teenager & discovers masturbation then the internal battle begins. Sad
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How can we even have a discussion if you start with the presupposition that you know my mind & my disagreement is not genuine?
Atheists know that God exists. They just don't want to accept it. Especially YHWH.
They're especially angry at YHWH.
It's in our very core to acknowledge that there's a higher power, which is God. Saying God or a god doesn't exist is just living in denial
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Out of curiousity, the next time a Christian asks me "So why did you stop being a Christian" my response would be "because I wanted to sin more without guilt".
Just to see how they would respond 💀
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I don't know if Nigerians are wicked people or if a lack of introspection & critical thinking is the problem.
It is inhumane, it is unjust, and it is unkind to pick up a plank and hit another human because you do not agree with their choices or sexual orientation.
Leave people alone. Everyone deserves to live their life without the fear of violence or harassment and, most notably,
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"But if everyone becomes an anti-natalist, humanity will go extinct"
Okay, why exactly is that a bad thing?
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I want to go on a rant about how Nigerians have an irrational prejudice against atheists but what's even the point? 😅 Reminding me of how I broke up with my ex, sigh.
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The way humans in this modern age take texts produced by ancient men (who lived in times when people didn't even know WTF germs are) as the ultimate authority over their lives amazes me and scares me at the same time
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