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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Go where you're celebrated not tolerated
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@CtrlAltClay
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6 years
They took 3 iPhones and 2 MacBooks.
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Apple Store thieves made off with $27,000 worth of iPhones, MacBooks and more
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@CtrlAltClay
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7 years
I thought this was a chocolate chip cookie at first 🤦🏽‍♂️
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52 baboons escaped in a Paris zoo and everyone had to evacuate
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@CtrlAltClay
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5 years
This right here is the content I love. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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ABC News
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Man graduates with nursing degree from same university where he started as a janitor.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
Graduations were never the same
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out of context hannah montana
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Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Bite down in a hot beef patty and talk
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kayshanada
4 years
Wish I had a Bajan accent
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@CtrlAltClay
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1 year
I was caught the moment she opened the bag of Rough Tops
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1 year
Guys... The Bing AI understands patois
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@CtrlAltClay
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3 years
Everyone hates crocs until they own crocs. It's just the way it is
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@CtrlAltClay
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3 months
The star of the Jamaican government
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@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
3 months
Jamaican taxpayers and the Parliament are still unable to assess how the Ministry of Health and Wellness spent almost $700 billion in public resources allocated to the ministry over a 10-year period. Read more: #GLNRToday
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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Damn I left my wallet in a papine taxi and the taxi man actually called my phone to bring it to me
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@CtrlAltClay
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6 years
And a charger.
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@CtrlAltClay
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2 years
Sometimes uu should let ur crush remain a crush.
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@CtrlAltClay
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6 years
iO₂
@UncleMohamz
MR AHMED 🇳🇬
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IPhone users think they're breathing a different air 😒
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2 years
A Jamaican will migrate to Antarctica and still end up finding another Jamaican there to date 😂
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@CtrlAltClay
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3 years
TVJ News slapped real hard when Dorraine Samuels and Michael Sharpe were the main anchors. We miss em both.
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@CtrlAltClay
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5 years
Den a really Hanover she come from?
@TeamOfRihanna
Rihanna News
5 years
The girl from the left side of an island 💕 @rihanna
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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Anytime a woman says she was abused by a man, believe her.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
6 years
Dancehall culture IS Jamaican culture. It's about time unu accept it.
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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Feel fi another public holiday
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
7 months
If she told me to vote for a beef patty I would.
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Lisa Hanna
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
9 months
Don't let Broken Plate see this
@mistererickson
grudge judy 🏳️‍🌈
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this chandelier: yes or no
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@LoopJamaica
Loop Jamaica
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There’s no police prejudice against 'poor' people, says Lindsay
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
2 years
Miley Cyrus singing Like a Prayer is the best thing I've heard all year.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 years
"Scaan Dem" - Tufton (Jan. 2022)
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
3 years
The health minister, who got his booster shot at the Spanish Town Hospital on Wednesday, said it was time for the country to “frown upon the unvaccinated”.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
1 year
Protecting the border from my $52 shein order but not barrels of guns.
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@jamaicacustoms
Jamaica Customs Agency
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Public Notice: Jamaica Customs Reserves The Right To Verify Invoice Submitted
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
7 years
@Cosmopolitan Let me play him a song on the world's smallest violin 🎻
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
Fuck this nigga
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
5 years
Me: *in an exam* My brain:
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
I still prefer Prestige
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
2 years
Y'all knew the fabric store also sells oil?
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@CtrlAltClay
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4 years
Millennials! When the quarantine is over we'll be able to buy a house with all the coffee money we've saved.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
2 years
If this is the font on your phone, please keep your opinions to yourself.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
What's crazy is how Jamaica moved from having one of the "best" responses to COVID within the region initially to becoming the worst.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
10 months
Work from home and if uu can't do that, guh sleep. Do not let anybody mek yuh stranded a road. 👍🏽
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 years
Really?
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@YaadMekI
Wilson
3 years
No PM in Jamaica in recent history (save maybe Eddie Seaga) has been treated as badly and disrespected as much as Andrew Holness! The name calling, the outright disdain by some even in media, has never been experienced by another PM. Then they say he thin skinned? He is human!
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 years
It hugly
@UberFacts
UberFacts
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When you crossbreed a husky with a pug, the result is a "hug"
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@CtrlAltClay
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5 years
It would take me all day to eat this cuz I'd have to pick out every bit of seasoning
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 months
It's June 27 mind you.
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
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The Kingston and St Andrew Municipal Corporation has commenced preparedness activities for the 2024 Atlantic Hurricane Season, which runs from June 1 to November 30. Read more: #GLNRToday
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5 years
Govt loves to boast that unemployment is at a low but then neglects to talk about the quality of jobs young people have to take. A university graduate working in a call centre is nothing to celebrate. - Milennials struggling to survive on low-paying jobs
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
5 years
Imagine Jamaican employers being this grown
@oshanehoncho
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I respect this 100%
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
7 years
To everyone using Whatsapp Stories. Why?
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
Scotia will have these fully rolled out before NCB can actually launch that Visa debit
@Christi_Satire
Christi 💹
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The new Scotia debit card. Mastercard with chip and pin and tap to pay. The red visa cards will be going away soon
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5 years
Allow us to bring our own containers. Simple.
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
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'Box food' prices to jump
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
11 months
I will be feeling nothing today. Thank you.
@jomariemalcolm
✨ Jo | Home Of The Brand Audit✨
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Did you feel the tremor just now?
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@CtrlAltClay
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1 year
My worst fear just happened to someone. Their phone fell in a drain
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
7 years
Oh whew! for a second I thought you said Caribbean
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i've never had nice plantain from a carribean shop
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4 years
Me on February 14th
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2 years
2️⃣8️⃣✴️
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@TMZ
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China has discovered a new Langya virus within its borders, with 35 people already infected.
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1 year
Ppl mi nearly affi parallel park today. Likkle most mi guh home n skip work
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Clay
2 years
Ah yes. A new meme template.
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Clay
2 years
When's the next public holiday?
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2 years
🦫
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4 years
It's the hunger games broach for me
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2 years
Me reading unu Circle tweets
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1 year
The employer that doesn’t respect the work-life balance of their employees will never be as valuable as the employer who is willing to pay overtime and appreciate their staff as human beings.
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1 year
Gym day.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
☀ Media update
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
Why are ya'll relationships treated like utility bills?
@brix_ana
Bristhename
4 years
DATE WOMEN YOU CAN AFFORD
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
1 year
I cry EVERYTIME 💀
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@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
5 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but Your résumé should be sent as a PDF Your résumé should not be a PowerPoint Presentation Your résumé doesn't need to be over 2 pages Thanks.
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
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Me
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2 years
Thinking about coffee.
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5 years
People from Manchester are top tier Jamaicans
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Clay
4 years
Excuse me, what? @dbrand the robots are glitching
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Clay
1 year
South Avenue Grill just MURDERED that girl on them IG 😭😭😭 I respect it
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Clay
7 years
The cake had a stroke when it realized a legend created it. We stan.
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7 years
Jamaicans have this nasty habit of not answering their phones when you're supposed to be meeting them places
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Clay
3 years
And it's official! Uber is coming to Jamaica
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2 years
The @Windows Team kinda made my entire year 💙 #WindowsUglySweater 📎
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3 years
I want nothing more in life than to get a @Windows ugly sweater
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@CtrlAltClay
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10 months
Well if we just saying shit I'd love a Ministry of Good Vibes & Motivational Quotes
@NationwideRadio
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Prime Minister Andrew Holness has announced plans to establish a new ministry to focus on reducing the levels of violence in the country. "We cannot continue to be a society in conflict with ourselves....we're going to reorganise the government to bring all the agencies that
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
4 years
Imagine.
@JamaicaObserver
Jamaica Observer
11 years
Gone...J$100.08 to one US dollar http://t.co/WllNZNcMNm
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
5 months
Good morning my people and HAPPY CUSTOMS LIMIT INCREASE DAY!
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Clay
1 year
Xpics? 🥴
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4 years
"Certainly not on this side" #JamaicaDebates2020
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Clay
6 years
Fun fact: You can call KFC in Springs Plaza and place your order for pickup. Cuts the wait time in half! 1(876)-926-4746
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7 years
Scotiabank fees
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3 years
🐦
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That's why he the bald ugly brother
@Nadine_Writes
Nadine White.
3 years
#ICYMI : Prince William said it's rather normal to see war and bloodshed in Africa and Asia but not Europe, during a visit to the Ukrainian Cultural Centre in London today. "It's very alien to see this in Europe. We are all behind you," he told the volunteers there.
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@CtrlAltClay
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Made it to 30. How do I go back? 🤯
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 years
Fowl play?
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
3 years
The Jamaica Broilers Group has released a statement refuting claims by KFC Jamaica that there is a shortage in chicken supply. KFC Jamaica made the claim in a social media post today. Read more:
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I love the Internet
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9 months
Brrr #itsapardii ❄️
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5 years
@sloppyfemtop Sis gave me life
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1 year
The flow on this album is SIIICCCKKKK #TheAgeofPleasure 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 @JanelleMonae
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1 year
The szn is upon us
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
9 months
This is the best chocolate bar actually
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
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can all of us agree that this was easily the worst chocolate
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@CtrlAltClay
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7 years
My sister has her friend over I'm making breakfast for all of us and the friend says she doesn't eat plantain. I asked her to leave.
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Clay
2 years
Donuts.
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Clay
4 years
Me connecting two people's IG stories and realizing they out together
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Clay
4 years
Me wudda neva mad fi come pan Twitter bout "Got the Job!" when the whole a unu badmine
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7 years
@IAMDJLIVE "Peas and Rice"
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@CtrlAltClay
Clay
3 years
Went outside. 10/10 would recommend.
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