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I hate everybody which apparently isn’t illegal It seems you can legally be racist scum provided you hate your own race just as much Funny Old World…
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@YorksRose_84
A man “from” Leicester?
Or a man “living in” Leicester?
Surely criminal damage & assault should lead to a review of his immigration case if there is one
if only we still had a continent we could deport our unsuitables to .. on the other side of the world..
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@DaveAtherton20
Watch the part about 4 minutes in to see what Palestinians are like after a life of hate
l cannot believe any of them could pass vetting & gain accesss to the UK
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@NotFarLeftAtAll
Our Dear Leader surQueer Jong Un and That Lady With the Funny Hair have frightened me
so l’m not going to post anything about stickers with “Lives” & “Matter”
lnstead l’m going to post a photo of a white fluffy kitten
with blue eyes
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@robmcd85
@CathyMo41926708
@HumzaYousaf
@UNRWA
@UNRWA_EU
I didn’t see anyone mentioning skin colour except you…
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@DaveAtherton20
@DrAliselim
I’ve just been reading about the Palestinians being expelled in their millions by Lebanon, Jordan, Quwait & Egypt
apparently it’s perfectly reasonable to chuck out troublemaking aliens if you’re an lslamic state ..
so 1) chuck them out now
2) they chuck you out in 50 years time
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@SilvioTattiscon
I’ve been asked on several occasions to write letters to support immigration issues
one man wanted 8 family members to come over to help him take his tablets. Once a day.
another wanted to avoid extradition because he might (MIGHT) need to see an optician once a year…
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@xxclusionary
“Hyper violent”?
😂😂
whenever l hear the comparison of hurty words to actual violence l tune out
whoever’s talking clearly hasn’t been beaten enough with a pickaxe handle to know the difference
but l’m willing to offer my services…
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@NotFarLeftAtAll
I hope the policeman on the ground at the start is alright?
otherwise Our Dear Leader Starmer Jong Un has made me too frightened to make any public comment
meanwhile l have a fluffy kitten picture for anyone wondering about the perpetrator
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@TRobinsonNewEra
@JDVance1
@StreetmicL
When The Mayor of London has his team briefings in Urdu you’re not expecting something else are you?
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@WayneGb88
So what’s different about criticising a recruitment policy in action online
and rioting?
one will get you arrested
and one won’t
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@benonwine
Ester AND I
Christ
what kind of second rate education did mummy & daddy pay for?
😂🙁
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@ScotNatWatch
That’ll be the “antimonarchy” Val then?
Squirming up to the monarchy given the chance?
got the T-shirt, not the actual convictions
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@Steve_Laws_
Hang on:
my handwriting expert (Maurice from the club) says he’s analysed the writing
and concluded it was composed and written by a 67 year old grammar school educated spinster living in Islington
😂🤣
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@dave24144975
I’ll wager many other shops would be pleased to have him ..
a committed employee is a very valuable asset
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@SilvioTattiscon
as a province of the UK l wouldn’t expect any official to be involved in foreign affairs
that’s the job of the UK govt
so Yseless is speaking as a private citizen and this should be made crystal clear in any interview
and why is the public money of a province going abroad?
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@Care4Calais
So refugees from the traumas of the evil French?
via persecution by the heartless Belgians?
and before that the ghastly Germans who hate refugees?
and before that…
and befor…
remembering those evil regimes have a cruel & heartless benefits system?
go, go Rwanda
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@ripx4nutmeg
If the identity of the assailant isn’t known then we don’t know the legal status, nor preferred pronouns he’s using (whatever that means)
so surely it’s reasonable to use the term ‘man impersonating a lady’?
until he produces a gender recognition certificate
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@WomenReadWomen
I’d see him
relieve him of £1,000 up front
show him into the consulting room
sit him on a chair
immediately tell him l’d finished examining his vagina
and show him out again
😁😂🤣
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@Mick_O_Keeffe
If gallons of pig’s blood were thrown at, or poured into any buildings would that be enough?
asking for a friend who lives near a slaughterhouse & has alot of ziplock bags
😂🤣
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@OkayBiology
so the video was taken by an accomplice
and the file has digital fingerprints
which will show the exact mobile phone it was taken on
and their phone contract is legally evidence & can be required by any solicitor
so the first arrest is an hour later then?
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@StandingLocal
Just to be certain:
Gender recognition certificate?
birth certificate change?
national insurance changed?
passport identity?
surgery?
or just a bloke in a frock?
about 3-400 GRcerts are issued each year
the current 160,000 trans will take 500,000 years to all get one
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@EVA4EU
Oh schitt
that’s my toasted almond, pecorino broccoli salad off the menu
and DO NOT get me started on my shaved fennel with handmade rigatoni
l’m all hot and bothered now. I’m off for a lie down with a fresh-roasted semi-fredo cappuccino with browned walnut frosting and a hot-
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@DaveAtherton20
Meanwhile Sam Melia is in gaol for stickers reportedly saying such abusive things as “We will be a minority in our homeland by 2066” & “Mass immigration is white genocide”
if he’d been sticking them on war memorials l presume he’d still be free? ☹️
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@SilvioTattiscon
Do we have an extradition treaty with Qatar?
asking for a friend
you understand
no, officer, not my suitcases…
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@Care4Calais
Wouldn’t it be better to tell the families that there’s nothing for them in Calais & the UK border is closed to them?
then help them secure funding to get back home
or apply to the French State for leave to remain?
bye the bye - why no photos of any families?
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@Care4Calais
So: unregistered Somalian ‘refugees’ in France…
uh huh
not really engaging my concern really
why not try again on French social media?
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@grahamdlny
@Artemisfornow
I’ve been a consultant for 2 decades & dealt with every grade & type of manager. From first job up to CEO of £3billion budgets
about half of their job is spent covering their arses & avoiding blame
through committees, outside management consultants, policy implementation…
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@kelvmackenzie
170,000 people attend the Welsh Eisteddfod for 8 days & it costs £50,000 for the Police
4p per day per attendee & no stabbing
Notting Hill lasts 3days, 1 million attend & Police cost £11million
£11 per day per attendee & stabbings
two “current British“ cultures in action
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@DrHoenderkamp
So import a single Afghan - get 15
each child will get £40,000 child benefit (£80,000 in Scotland). school will cost £119,000
So £160,000-£200,000 each
12 children costs the UK £1.92 million (£2.4 million in Scotland) plus the benefits to the parents
for a Deliveroo driver
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@troonytoons
It’s interesting how there’s always a lie at the beginning of a rant
it’s just treated as “true”
but the rest of it is utter bollocks without that lie
here: “animals can consent”
of course they fuggin’ can’t
elsewhere: “trans women are women”
of course they’re fuggin not
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@ediz1975
Ummm
2 cyclists in the fast lane of a motorway?
l’m scanning the highway code here but l’m pretty sure they have priority ..
😂🤣
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@SilvioTattiscon
Slightly confused…
l thought the £750,000 “not a ransom though” paid for all of them to leave Gaza?
or is another “not a ransom” in the offing?
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@Femi_Sorry
@LeeAndersonMP_
for full details showing the bit where you walk out of your own accord:
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@dave24144975
Skinny’s was a racist attack
if whites get extra punishment for it, some swarthy chancer should too…
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@AgentP22
A politically astute move might be to cut Scotlands billions by £35.75million and give a special grant to Brechin
of £35.75 million…
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@letsgetwasted__
@ClownWorld_
I think the better question is:
wouldn’t WE be better off if he moved to an lslamic country?
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@SilvioTattiscon
Asking for a friend down the pub you understand
is there an extradition treaty with England?
l mean - different laws, different legal system, different police force, different levels of education ..
could a comedian just flee to Berwick & carry on?
😂🤣😬😔
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@kelvmackenzie
If he’d been an elderly lady who had a heart attack & died a week later
surely the same legal principle applies
there’s a principle that says ‘a year & a day’
maybe we could get sir Queer to take on the case?
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@ThePosieParker
Cripes!
not entirely the first choice for ‘your’ ladies eh?
l’m not sure where trans have public meetings but l wonder how they’d cope were the situation reversed?
& specifically if they were hounded by a foaming mob of masked men screaming abuse in their faces?
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@RonEng1ish
I don’t understand how 6 others weren’t also convicted under “joint enterprise”
nobody sneaked a machete in - they all knew it was there
and you don’t hack at someone to merely intimidate
and think of the message that would have sent out
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@Stockportrico11
Are they giving 1.5m clearance? HA!
the 2 little Caaants undertaking deserve a horsewhipping
l always give horses absolute right of way
l pass at a walking pace whichever direction l’m coming from and l turn my music down
anything else is just disgusting
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@NotFarLeftAtAll
British Eurovision Entry:
Be different
stand out
appeal to the masses
get some votes
l hate to be obvious but that’ll be the neatly dressed, heterosexual, talented (!) singer with a pleasing melody & a bit of charisma
worth a try next year, anyway
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@xxclusionary
Never heard of lesbians putting cameras in toilets
do you think he knows what a lesbian is?
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@WayneGb88
Sorted it - l knew it would be more complicated
the housing association were renting it to their 45yo mum who died of Covid. Her name was on the lease so they have no rights…
oh - & they didn’t pay the rent either…
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@QueensSpeechUK
Not only do half of all the UK have a below average lQ (!) but l’d love to ask the TRAs what they know
duh…
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@tractorgirly
@AmjidSNP
@HumzaYousaf
The first time l saw race being an issue was after ’that’ speech denigrating the ‘only country he’s ever known’
astonishing tone deafness which alienated almost every white man & woman in Scotland
that and the utter sleaze around the al-Nackers & Pakestinian ‘not a ransom’
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@TPointUK
Stop shouting at police
start being quiet & cooperative
it’s worked perfectly well for millions of English for many years…
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@sophie46472077
£205bn?
are you talking about GDP?
you do know that isn’t the amount of tax Scotland pays?
same as your Pa doesn’t give every penny he earns to the taxman?
l presume you’re still at school?
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@ediz1975
@JourneysPlaces
good morning
it’s slightly odd to see a cyclist just cycling.
Pleasing. But odd
no claims that motorists are deliberately trying to kill you or park so you’re forced to accelerate & crash into them
odd. But pleasing
😂🤣
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@Mick_O_Keeffe
I seem to recall that Eire was bringing alot of muslims over to help them escape the .. err .. evils of alot of muslims ..
and weirdly it seems to have .. alot of the evils .. of muslims .. now ..
any dots being joined yet?
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@Jaiden_Kett
@39_Matt
@999999888B9
You’re absolutely correct:
since 2000 only one under-21 year old has had surgery in the NHS. By 2020 only 850 operations had been performed in total, 12 on women F2m
and UK surgeons do not do private operations without practising on the NHS first…
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@NoXYinXXprisons
I’m not able to accept the Government’s decision to allow a small group of people to effectively falsify documents
my view is that sex should remain immutable on any document
if they agree to an additional ‘gender’ designation then a GRC should be mandatory
and withdrawable
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@JammersMinde
What’s to discuss?
”single sex spaces” = “single sex spaces”
so you don’t get access based on whatever it is you pretend to be
and stay out of my disabled toilet
l don’t want you blocking it while you have a wank
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@SurrogConcern
If you want an ‘alternative’ lifestyle it comes at a cost
forgoing children is one of those costs
l don’t care if you’re ‘missing out’
that was the choice you made
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@LeoKearse
Loved by 1million adoring pro-Pakistinians who don’t buy her records anyway
now loathed by the 69 million not-so-pro-Pakistinians who used to buy her records
win!
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@MendyHowe12
@DaveAtherton20
Equal = Equal
surely
so into temporary accommodation?
or live with your parents?
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@WayneGb88
Err ..
free speech
unless it falls beneath their standards
so not free?
just another bunch of mealy mouthed Twisty Tossers?
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@whitford747
@Iromg
@grantshapps
And why, exactly, wasn’t an amnesty for our squaddies part of the peace accord?
massively obvious mistake
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@TRobinsonNewEra
@metpoliceuk
The arrest of Tommy was despicable
if a ‘minority’ leader had been treated like that there would have been riots in certain towns & cities
his supporters, however, quietly watch in horror but vote ‘strategically’.
Brexit gives a clue here -nobody thought it was good economics
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@IncMonocle
@KemiBadenoch
Weirdly none of this .. err .. malarky whilst he was vying to be the Doctor…
funny that
almost as though it’s spectacularly unpopular & pisses most people off🤔
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@Cycling_In_LDN
You see all those shops with no customers?
when they close & become derelict..
not such a fortress of self-entitlement then
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@ripx4nutmeg
So young folk DO “grow out of it”?
an excellent reason not to go along with this in children
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@DisturbingVidz
Subconjunctival haematoma
bruise under the ‘skin’ covering the white part of the eyeball
turns weird colours over 2 weeks but harmless
🏥🔥🏥
IF VISION IN THAT EYE AFFECTED GO STRAIGHT TO ER/ CASUALTY WITHOUT DELAY
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@DaveAtherton20
@AjmalMasroor
@AMSUK_
@Miss_Snuffy
Curious:
what religion were those who granted legal aid?
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@Only9built
If you look reeeeaaalllyy carefully behind that van, in the garden, crouching behind the wall, looking really guilty
there’s (almost possibly)
a bloody cyclist!
(or possibly not)
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@TheNorfolkLion
It’s an utter fiddle
l’ve done NHS clinics for 40 years & have signed off hundreds, if not thousands of fee forms
because of clinic waits etc, a 5-10 minute appt nets 1-2 hours of interpreter time at £? rate. But certainly more than most doctors get
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@AgentP22
It’s quite optimistic to presume a paid up SNP member actually has five friends isn’t it?
😂🤣
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@peterstopcrime
Shouldn’t a serious muslim community cut off a hand or something?
or am l misunderstanding how the reversion to sharia is selective?
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@dave24144975
After a thousand years of Welshmen fighting and dying to try to regain Wales for the Welsh, it’s lost in a single generation
bradwyr i'w hynafiaid
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@Kimmi520381244
He’s obviously one of them evil far-right chaps
trouble is l find myself wishing we had a million like him
but l’m a fascist bigot racist according to my mandatory NHS ongoing training
l was soooo proud of myself when l found out
😂🤣
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