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UFC Vegas 95 - Breakdowns, Predictions & Analysis - The Couch Warrior Podcast Episode 108
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This is what everyone thought fight island would look like lol
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@BestFightPicks
It’s absolutely insane how much the goal posts get moved every time Belal wins.
There’s literally always something. “He’s boring” then he proceeds to KO Sean Brady. Now suddenly everyone knew it would happen so that’s not impressive.
Okay he’s fighting Gilbert and “his
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@MerabDvalishvil
@ufc
@espnmma
@chitoveraUFC
@corysandhagen
@PetrYanUFC
@SugaSeanMMA
@HenryCejudo
Bro said his tongue longer than his body 💀😭
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Someone close needs to talk to this man. Clearly he’s not okay.
I’ve backed Chris in several UFC fights. Never said a bad word on Twitter. I posted an Imavov bet and he blocked me.
Like are you really searching Imavov’s name to block people? Just makes me want to add more on
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Only Dana can stare the media in the eyes while he tells them Zuckerberg didn’t rent out the venue only to then take a picture with Zuckerberg in the empty venue
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@MMAJunkie
If it’s Tsarukyan idk what there is to be disappointed about. Would be a really sweet rematch.
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Completely forgot about the time Gianni forgot to turn his mic off
"Finish this" 😂😂😂
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Since the Usman/Chimaev fight got announced yesterday for
#UFC294
, I can’t stop thinking about this.
In my opinion, Anik’s “that is not the cloth from which he is cut” right before the KO is probably the best timed commentary of all time in the UFC.
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@pete2342
@BestFightPicks
He literally didn’t lay and pray a single time in his last two fights what is wrong with you
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Any BJJ guys over here have any idea what Mothers Milk is 🧐😂
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@DieHardMMAPod
I think Aspinall off the couch knocking out the biggest power puncher in the division is up there
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Adding a tiny sprinkle for
#UFC290
Y’all won’t like it but that’s okay
⚔️Val Woodburn RD1 KO +3500 0.1u
He’s probably gonna get bopped fast but I don’t think it’s impossible for him to make the takedowns a little annoying and to land some huge shots. JUST A SPRINKLE.
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MMA Futures Bet
#UFC
⚔️ Manel Kape Champion End of 2024
+1200 for 1u to win 12
Lines up on DraftKings, just played it
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Final slate for
#UFC294
Yeah you see it right. 8.5u stake on Jubli. At this point I’ll let him do the talking for me.
If for some reason it gets even lower, I’ll make him a full 10u play
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Early play for
#UFCVegas67
. Starting the year with a max bet.
⚔️Rakhmonov -325 10u
Lines from BetOnline, -320 on DraftKings
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I did it. Laugh. Cheer. Money where my big mouth is. Tomorrow we ride.
⚔️Fairn ML +390 0.25u
⚔️Fairn DEC +800 0.1u
Total stake = 0.35u
#UFC283
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@ERICWIL04561815
You know that’s not what I was saying.
He’s not okay IMO because he’s spending his life searching his opponents on Twitter to block people.
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And he pulled it off. My biggest stake on an underdog like this ever.
✅+326 2u
I was praying he’d open this wide and I’m so hype he did.
#Bellator293
⚔️Luke Trainer +326 2u
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@The_ram31
@aaronbronsteter
Since always. He can’t fight for the title. But gaethjie made weight so he can still win it.
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@espnmma
Lmao you decided to use this as a highlight after he pokes the guy in the eye to get the finish?
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It’s been a grind but finally hit 2000 followers today.
Appreciate everyone who’s helped me along the way and everyone who’s followed me. Couldn’t do it without you.
Next milestone, 5K 🫡🛋
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Free lotto for
#UFCAtlanticCity
You can find the rest of my slate for this card in the Beer Money Picks discord, link ⬇️
DM me for 25% off 🫡
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Prop and sprinkles add for
#UFCVegas80
⚔️Joe Pyfer SUB +550 0.4u
⚔️SUB RD2 +2800 0.1u
⚔️SUB RD3 +5500 0.05u
Breakdown below
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Long shot parlay for
#UFC302
Playing it for peanuts
For the rest of my bets, breakdowns, and notes, pull up to the free Couch Warrior Pod Discord, link ⬇️
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The UFC needs to stop with the useless rematches. Why is Spann fighting Smith a third time?
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Meant to post before but price is much better now
First ever DWCS max bet
⚔️Dylan Budka -145 5u
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Added props for
#UFC295
⚔️ Tom Aspinall SUB +390 0.3u
⚔️ SUB RD2 +1600 0.1u
⚔️ SUB RD3 +4100 0.1u
⚔️ SUB RD4 +7000 0.1u
I’ll be playing the ML too but I’m going to wait because I think the line will flip closer to fight time
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@rjds12197
@BestFightPicks
Oh man I completely forgot all that crap about the ankle. Great point lmao. Burns being injured means Belal should have finished him. But Belal being injured doesn’t matter because it doesn’t support the narrative.
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Did not expect Saaiman to be the bigger guy
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Friendly reminder that the future MW champion is fighting next week
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I don’t get this overreaction to the Ihor celebration
Derrick Lewis can take his pants off and do his shtick after laying someone flat. But Ihor can’t do whatever that was? Izzy can hump Costa after a KO but Ihor isn’t reading the room?
Really weird thing to be bugging about
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Lotto ticket for
#UFCVegas88
You can find the rest of my slate in the Beer Money Picks discord ⬇️
DM me and I can hook you up with a 25% code
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It’s how he bends the knees that doesn’t sit well with me, that’s not what an unconscious person does
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Regardless of who wins or loses at
#UFC299
on Saturday I'd really like to see:
O'Malley v Sandhagen
Chito v Yan
BSD v Oliveira
Would all be sick
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Adding a prop for
#UFCNashville
⚔️Gavin Tucker (Decision Only) -125 1u
Lopes 2-4 in decisions, gives up minutes on his back looking for subs. Tucker a good minute winner with good wrestling and BJJ. If the age and time out has caught up, & Lopes gets a finish, I get my money
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Adding two spots for
#UFC282
⚔️Koslow +235 0.45u
⚔️Koslow SUB +500 0.1u
Other than DWCS there’s 0 tape on Saaiman so before that card I got the EFC subscription so I could watch his last fight. 25 min title fight.
Clearly lost first two rounds to a regional guy via grappling
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Free lotto parlay for
#UFC300
You can find the rest of my bets on the Beer Money Picks discord, link ⬇️
DM me for 25% off 🫡
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@mma_orbit
Umar v Sandhagen
Weili v Grasso or Yan
Cannonier v Khamzat
Izzy v Perreira 3
Leon v Belal 2
Mokaev v KKF
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Adding a prop for
#UFC285
⚔️Bo Nickal RD1 KO/TKO +500 0.25u
I think he finishes in RD1 at a high clip. And I think he can win this however he wants. So give me a small shot on the method that's +500. Wouldn't be too shocked if he did it standing as well.
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Added a ML for
#UFC295
⚔️ Loopy Godinez -135 1.35u
Will be talking about it on the show on Tuesday
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I haven't taped this one for next week yet but I pick this guy
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Free lotto of the week for
#UFCVegas89
My full slate is out in the Beer Money Picks discord. Link ⬇️
DM me for 25% off 🫡🛋
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Last time Budka fought everyone and their grandmother tried to fade him with a terrible opponent in Hanekom while I sat there shook with a Budka max bet.
Now people are slamming Budka as a favorite against a solid fighter in Almeida
Recency bias is a great thing
#UFCVegas90
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Prop add for
#UFC294
⚔️ Shara Magomedov SUB +2000 0.1u
I usually wait until the pod to break these down but I'll do this one now in the comments ⬇️
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You know people are ready to roast your possible loss when there’s 7 bookmarks 😭😂
Meant to post before but price is much better now
First ever DWCS max bet
⚔️Dylan Budka -145 5u
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Early ML add for
#UFCVegas82
⚔️ Jordan Leavitt +220 1u
IMO it’s a close fight where I think Leavitt is better in the offensive grappling and control. Don’t see how Hooper should be -260 here.
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