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calling my baptist mother who homeschooled me to tell her she was unfortunately right about "that evil woman who writes those witchcraft books"
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if you were ever a part of performing the lifehouse skit, you have religious trauma
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so banning abortion will stop abortions but better gun laws won't reduce gun violence at all...
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Today I was accused of never being a real Christian and that my time as a pastor must have been a get rich quick scam.
I assure you, the only one getting rich off my time as a pastor is my therapist.
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Hate to tell you Jared, but the folks I know from Christian families with 7 or 8 siblings all ended up being queer agnostic socialists, so I'm not sure this plan is going to work...
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some of these new costumes i'm seeing are getting pretty niche
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went on a first date last night and the person messaged me after gushing about how refreshing it was to have a guy ask them questions and show genuine interest in getting to know them.
which makes me wonder... what are other guys doing on dates?
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In the wake of tragedy and senseless violence many of us ask “When will this end?” In response to this, Christians throughout my life have answered “not until Jesus returns” and it’s infuriating. Because the truth is Jesus has returned.
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Not sure why people are so surprised that the deconverted/deconstructed care deeply about ethics, equity, and justice.
We didn't leave so that we could do whatever we want without consequences.
If we wanted that, we would have become evangelical pastors.
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i don't know who needs to hear this but it is absolutely OK to want and enjoy attention
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A lot of Christian’s give their whole lives to avoiding conscious eternal torment yet will willingly watch Kirk Cameron movies.
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Remember:
Black-to call out anti-blackness.
Red-to burn down oppressive systems.
Blue-to remember to drink your water.
White-to dismantle white supremacy.
Green-to care for the planet.
Gold -to divest of systems that concentrate wealth.
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Tell me the most ridiculous scare campaign you were told in youth group?
Here's two of mine:
D&D summons the demonic.
Bar codes are a sign of the end times.
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When I grow up I want to be like the bass player from Michael Cera Palin. Their joy is utterly contagious.
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If you had this book growing up you're into BDSM now
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I love when I see old white men saying
"this young generation just wants to do whatever they want whenever they want"
as if that hasn't been precisely what white men have been doing for generations
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restless, queer
reformed exvangelical
planting joyfully
a church burning it down
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telling my friends who didn’t grow up evangelical about what i was taught in “science” at my christian school.
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"Hey girl, I noticed you lookin all sexy and was concerned you might be deconstructing." - Matt Chandler's DM's probably
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if he brags about having a “joseph” it’s probably more of a “baby jesus” 😉
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Have you or a loved one been blocked by Mark Driscoll?
If so, you're probably someone worth following.
Reply to this tweet if you've been blocked or tag someone you know who is and I'll add them to this list.
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I'd rather be accused of being performative in my kindness than intentional in my cruelty.
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An observation about growing up evangelical. 🧵
Like many others, there was a fair amount of media I wasn't allowed to view or at least discouraged from consuming.
Much of it for the more obvious reasons ie. sex, drugs, swearing, etc.
But that wasn't all of it.
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“We do not like this Jesus they’re dangerous and evil” you cry, as you wave your flag and call on your leaders to protect the status quo. What then do we do with this Jesus, your leaders ask? And you cry out, “crucify him!”
Jesus continues to return. You just keep killing him.
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Now that
#TNLeg
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movies that shaped my millennial coming of age. what's one of yours?
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my son after telling him i was attending an event at a gay bar this week:
"please don't get shot daddy"
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tell me something you've learned or unlearned about sex since leaving
#PurityCulture
behind
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I finally watched the
@hankgreen
special “Pissing Out Cancer” and I’m unsurprisingly here to tell you it’s amazing and I wish I would have watched it sooner!
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the reason behind this, and the inevitable outcome was to make me believe that moral lessons, values, education, love, and beauty weren't to be trusted if they came from a "secular" source. That without Jesus these things (& the people behind them) were ultimately depraved.
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She is here working to abolish corrupt systems of oppression. They are here proclaiming that Black Lives Matter. He is here asserting the value and beauty of every queer person. She is here begging humanity to care for their planet.
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Jesus has been returning again and again, yet you refuse to acknowledge them. Worse yet, you’ve positioned yourself as the opposing force. Clinging to your hateful bigotry cloaked in “family values”.
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fellas is it gay to refract light?
Pink Floyd updated their profile picture to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Dark Side of the Moon, and the replies are… something.
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fellas.. is it gay to buy your wife gifts?
Matt Walsh: "Buying a Valentine's Day gift for your wife a month early is the gayest thing you could do"
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That even if something seemed good, true, or beautiful it really wasn't if it wasn't "christ centered" or "christian".
More concerning was that the inverse of this was also communicated. If something "christian" seemed off, disconcerting, or downright wrong.. it couldn't be.
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but for real, who had one of those nifty zip up bible cases?
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I think faithful believers can confront this Xian supremacy that keeps them from seeing the goodness, beauty, and value of the non-christian world around them while remaining faithful to their tradition.
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every tweet 😂
nothing scares white evangelicals more than equal rights
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make every man on twitter have a credit card on file and charge that card every time a woman flags an unwanted DM.
twitter's financial problems would be solved in a week.
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They are here pleading for us to let go of our obsession with weapons and war. He is here to affirm the identity of trans people. She is here calling us to end the greed fueled pursuit of power.
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Realizing you’re attracted to men at the same time you realize how awful most men are is quite a mind fuck
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normalize saying “do it on my chest” when christian’s ask if they can “love on you”
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I actually think it is quite a bit more faithful and really hope there are less kids growing up today, with this toxic ideology than there was when I was growing up.
END🧵
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My fellow white folks. We need to get ready to call out the blatant misogynoir, racism, and sexism we’re going to be hearing all around us leading up to this election.
I’m asking you to join me in not letting that shit slide. Speak up and shut that shit down.
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men will literally build the worlds largest gold phallus rather than go to therapy
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I haven’t been posting here much. Does that mean my tweets won’t get shown to very many people?
Say hi if you see this!
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Do you have a comfort show that you’ve watched all the way through way too many times but still put keep watching it over and over cause it soothes you?
Mine is House MD and I’ve probably watched it front to back 8-10 times.
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vibrators pool boys
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stepping in when Christian
men can’t get the job done.
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a photo of what it looks like to be both a part of and against the gay agenda at the same time
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It conditioned me from an early age to perceive the world in a way that was both damaging to my development & set me up to harm much of the world around me.
This realization upon my deconversion changed everything for me. But I don't think it requires folks to deconvert.
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self proclaimed "free thinkers" leaving christianity only to become joe rogan/elon musk fanboys
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the only christian man who could beat me in sword drills is john piper
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I hope to someday be as slutty as I felt holding hands with my crush at church camp
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Me: I don’t think I’m Christian anymore.
Them: don’t throw the baby out with the bath water, you’re overreacting, come back, DON’T LEAVE!
@masonmennenga
: I’m still a Christian!
Them:
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it's amazing that cis/het men can feel superior to, afraid of, & aroused by femininity, all at the same time.
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remember, voting is a lot like giving someone an orgasm.
doing it for a man can often mean you won't get much back in return and it should never under any circumstance be done for a republican.
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I was discouraged from watching things like Barney, Captain Planet, Arthur, Reading Rainbow, & many others. & encouraged instead to listen to Adventures in Odyssey or watch things like McGee & Me, Davey and Goliath, or Psalty the Songbook.
I didn't understand at the time but
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dressing as rahab for the church fall festival so that I can be slutty & still honor the only bible costumes rule
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I guess this explains the gay lions
oh no, conservative christians are going to boycott noah’s ark!!
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You either die a Rich Mullins or you live long enough to see yourself become a Shane Claiborne.
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What is something you used to be really into that you’re really embarrassed about now? I’ll go first 🙈
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When I see shit like the new book John Crist is putting out it makes me wish cancel culture actually worked like white men claim it does.
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i'll go first. for me, communication is the most important component in sexual encounters. more important than attraction, romance, gender, medium, method, style, vibe, or any other factor.
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"Leaving Xianity for deconstruction, is just leaving one group for another"
So what?
I didn't leave Xianity because I didn't want to be in a group. I left because it was harming me.
I'm not trying to be some kind of "rogue free thinker" I'm trying to be healthy.
Leave me alone
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We need a lighthearted
#Exvangelical
thread.
So let’s cast “Deconstruction” The Movie.
I say we get Andrew Garfield to play
@masonmennenga
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Tell me who should play your favorite deconstruction follow.
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if my body is a temple my tattoo budget counts as my tithe.
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Things I was socialized to find unattractive but are in fact really hot:
-body hair (specifically underarm)
-birthmarks/stretchmarks
-imperfect smiles
-sharp features
-full bodies
-tummies
-love handles
So many things I could add to this list.
What is something you would add?
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the monog / polyam binary is starting to feel unhelpful and less relevant. the more i deconstruct the scripts around relationship the more it feels more like a big spectrum we're all on and way less like a binary.
what do you think?
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My friends just me going on about
wanting to enjoy the harmful effects
getting drunk. of bad theology and
modern evangelicalism
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in todays edition of “following your grandparents on Facebook”
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“Christianity is Not as Bad as You Think” is quite an interesting sales pitch lol
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also unlearning that all aspects of sexuality inherently go together and fundamentally lead to one another. flirting, sexting, fantasy, self love, kissing, touching, sensuality, romantic sex, recreational sex, making out, and all other forms of sexual intimacy can stand alone.
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This fucked me up. It should fuck you up too. This is fucked up.
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tomorrow i turn 33 and begin my jesus year. i'm committing now to making it my queerest year ever.
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the quiet part out loud. i'm beyond convinced that most cishet men don't actually like women.
There it is. The worst thing I've seen on Christian Twitter all week.
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On behalf of the people of Denver, no thanks, we’re good.
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I have a homophobe in my mentions claiming queer folks haven't done much for the world. Can we get a thread going of queer folks throughout history who have changed the world?
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Happy birthday
@imjustinrandall
🎂🥳
Thank you for keeping my social timelines as gay as possible and blessing people with this divine content 🔥🥵
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14 years (a 🧵)
I’ve spent all morning today scrolling through pictures and trying my damndest to come up with words to describe how I’m feeling and every time I put pen to paper I feel like words just don’t do it justice. But I’m going to give it a try anyway.
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The slow death spiral of twitter has been sad to watch, but the fact that it's given us beautiful things like this is still enjoyable.
The Devil sat on my face again this morning. How is your morning going?
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