John Cherry Cordial
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Indie author • #StoryCrafter host • neurodivergent • bisexual • he/him
Joined February 2016
My personal headcanon is that Chris Pine is secretly still an erotica writer and the bag is full of books he published under a penname
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@UnreadDatum @LCbasecamp That is sad, but you shouldn’t worry about your height. It’s not something you can help and if some people are uncomfortable with it, that’s really more their problem. You’re you and you should be proud of that 😊
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Hey, if you ever feel bad about your body, just remember that even Jason Momoa gets body shamed so yeah society has no clue what’s its fucking talking about jfc
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Me looking at new pictures of Andrew Scott every time fleabag trends:
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@azaleaglacier “When I was kissing on my baby.And she put her love down soft and sweet.In the low lamp light I was free.Heaven and hell were words to me”. I don’t know who but this is the most gorgeous description of fucking that I’ve ever seen.
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Chris Evans: *supports social change, calls out racism, actively a decent person*. Chris Pine: *outspoke about some feminist stuff, leans pretty far left*. Chris Hemsworth: *doesn’t like trump, feminist, mostly quiet at any rate*. Chris Pratt:
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@ScarydodoB @janivlogaa @esjesjesj @liquid_silico @wakeupitstha1st Actually his group hacked the Brazil ministry of health first and deleted medical records when the ministry couldn’t afford his ransom. Like I get your point but you’re missing some vital details about his crimes too.
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*searches for modern erotica writers with wood synonyms for their last names*
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@InspectorNerd He’s just the ceo. The app is owned by Bytedance which has 20% Chinese ownership, that’s why they have to include all the “even if it’s not owned by foreigners it still counts” stuff.
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The most relatable character in Fallout 4 is this dude that’s just pissed they discontinued his favorite food supplement
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@TomCottonAR No quarter? So you’re calling for mass executions of US citizens without trial?.
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@okelay If I were a celebrity, I’d just use my real name but pretend to be a fan account. It’s the perfect cover.
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@MattBinder He really expects them to suddenly care about the blue checkmark enough to pay. He just can’t imagine that it wasn’t important to most people before and it’s worthless/a digital MAGA hat now.
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@presidentgay @She_is_ready Coconut but also lets dismantle capitalism along with the patriarchy and maybe some chocolate soy especially the peppermint mocha one around Christmas.
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Quick notice:. It's okay to write for yourself. It's okay to write for fun. It's okay to write to be famous. It's okay to write for profit. It's okay to write to fund a secret experiment to grow giant radioactive active starfish. Whatever goal your write for, it's valid.
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Just tweeting this absolute masterpiece because it’s on my mind today.
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“No knife?”. “Lost it gambling.”. “You bet your knife?”. “No, bet my pistol. Left the knife in the winner.”. #1linewed.
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@Diane_Warren Just as a general rule for white folks, how about we not criticize Black musical traditions? Like if you don’t like Beyoncé, that’s whatever, but rolling your eyes because a song has a lot of writers or collaborators isn’t cool. It’s a micro-aggression and just disrespectful.
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@MarvelStudios @disneyplus Looks okay but I think you all confused she-hulk with gamora or something. Where’s the muscles? We deserve at least Luisa Madrigal level!
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It’s really no contest, he’s the worst Chris and always has been.
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I did get *some* sleep, but fortnite started updating and now I’m too excited to get back to bed. Pirates! And ninjas! And dark elves? Yeah, that’s about right for this game, actually. Can’t wait to get my hands on that banana suit. It’s very a-peeling 😉😂
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@necrologies But can you blame her? She’s coming home to this, Serana is probably pretty tempting 😬.
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@cjmcgowne @oneunderscore__ Jesus no wonder you have to pay to force people to see your tweets.
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Skeletons of ancient trees lined their path. Salt crystals hung from the branches like icicles, a winter wonderland of mourning. #1linewed.
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@moniza_hossain Yeah. Obviously a big reader too, that’s a large bag of books. Probably very well read and talented.
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@vituperativeerb @brad_polumbo @evan7257 @TianaTheFirst He isn’t misunderstanding it, he’s deliberately ignoring it so he can suck conservatives off and get all that great publicity from them.
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My proof iS HERE . Almost two years of work and I’m finally holding my words in my own hands 😆🎉💞🎊
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@_ellejanelle @carynannharlos @BangSwitch5000 @ninaturner Seriously. They hurl insults all day then whine about wanting a debate on their show. It’s classic right wing bullshit.
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Hey, all!.Looking for a quick read? Check out my novella about a snarky fairy detective and her tricky client.
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OBI Wan KenoBI is bi? The only Jedi that could dress himself and knew what style was? The polite one? The incredible master of soresu and ataru? *Two* canonical lightsaber styles? He is bi? Well color me shocked.
This adds to the character of Obi-Wan and takes nothing away from him or the story. So naturally it's time the "never offended" conservative incels have a major meltdown over such a non-issue. lol
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@FeminemiIy IKR? The other day, another gamer, who sounded 12 and he admitted he was 15, was railing on about how tinder ruined women. Incels are working overtime to radicalize young people through gaming and the Internet and it’s apparently going well for them.
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@ChadPergram So more PPP to be sent to Republican’s friends businesses? That’s what happened to the first round right? This whole sham is another middle finger to Americans suffering from this crisis.
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@BrendanCarrFCC @Olivia_Beavers Because a public owned *Singaporean* app is supposedly connected to *China’s* ruling party? . You all really said they all look alike with no shame. Massive racism at play here besides just being factually incorrect.
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@josephedge3 @carinasmum1 @AOC Here’s an educational video and a “rapist not punished” google and also, if you learn to google yourself, you’ll see that it’s a trend and it’s mostly conservative judges trying to keep privileged men safe from their own actions.
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Nights like this, the wind embraced a body; teasing past one’s clothes and chilling to their heart with each ragged breath. #1linewed.
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Somehow, even in the gaslamp’s cheery glow, her eyes remained lightless pits of cold. #1linewed.
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@AidanCTweets Also he got his start defending Duggar from the first round of pedophilia charges so hard to imagine that’s minding his own business. He’s always been loud and horrible.
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@TheRobCain @StephenKing No, musk wants to discredit the blue check system so that his maga buddies can spread disinformation easier and he can maybe make his loans.
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Cardi B has contributed so much culturally, but I’ll never forget that WAP led to Ben Shapiro telling everyone on actual public bird app that he doesn’t even understand what a wet pussy is.
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@Jeclrs @Imani_Barbarin It’s spread through aerosol in monkeys so they might pick it up simply by breathing. Which people seem intent on ignoring, but years of scientific data show that aerosol is a perfectly fine way to transmit Monkeypox.
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@FrankTJMackay @August_7th_ @Yinyangfooey @TheEpicWario @HardDriveMag @elonmusk He deleted the first tweet too. Elon set out to own Twitter but Twitter owned him instead 💀
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“Wonder what was going through his head?”.“My sword, right at the end.”.“Caldyr! I meant why did he attack us?”.“Can’t imagine.”.#1LineWed.
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@emrazz @KatieAnnSays Don’t want to get into this because I’m a biased socialist, but yeah it doesn’t matter what she actually does. She’s attacked by the right and centrists for every move. Even playing Among Us was controversial. Responding to direct attacks is “starting trouble.” It’s ridiculous.
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@pedro_tu_nena @tylergaca Already used it thank you, here is a chubby raccoon for your service
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@phhskissy @Jennafyre “You don't have to sing it right.Who could call you wrong?.You put your emptiness to melody.Your awful heart to song”. Yeah turn it folks, no infatuation or mortal love or simple hey can compete with that glorious sentiment.
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@philedsphil @stevanzetti @Winter What rules did they break? Not being right wing? Such amazing open free speech. Right wingers are such babies. Can’t even handle other opinions existing.
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A heart can’t be trusted, it’s loyalty exists in the rise and echo of beats and fades just as quickly. #1linewed.
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“I feel heavy.”. “Souls are not light things to bear.”. “Scale says I gained 5 pounds.”. “Some of that was probably pizza. Mine’s only about 3.”. #1linewed.
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@HarvesterSteve @ialika_lifina @TheQuinsar The whining over the Black Cat design for the new Spider-Man game was just ridiculous.
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You can actually trace the phrase gender ideology back to wildly antisemitic gender critical conspiracy theories about like George Soros. It’s wild that anyone takes someone spouting that nonsense seriously.
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Hearts are the strangest of injuries. Even a lifetime later, one snag and hardened stitches fall to ruin. #2bittues.
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Hey, writers! Take fierce, unapologetic joy in your writing. Someone's gotta be the first, right? .#BeTheRedPanda.#amwriting #amediting
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I feel like today is a good day for the Tom Holland umbrella videos but any day is a good day to tweet this .
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@RBReich @nikola1tesla Wait until you hear about how we did a whole study to prove that rubber bullets were inhumane to use on protestors (in other countries).
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“You look beautiful,” Reynardine said. “Is there a mirror behind me?”. “Yes, but I was talking to you this time.”. #Thurds.
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“I’d love you until the end of the stars and surrender to this dream, but I’ve never slept all that easy to begin with.”.#1linewed.
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@_MDWMD_ @BhuSharma3 @PEScorpiio It’s not nuanced. People have bodies and a right to decide what happens to them. If you don’t believe that, then you misunderstand informed consent and the Hippocratic oath on a fundamental level and don’t belong in medicine. You can’t care for people without bias.
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@ArmandDoma He’s president. If bad things happen under his watch, it becomes his job to fix them. Seniors and children have both seen huge spikes in hunger over the last couple years. He’s had a long time to address these problems, his failure is on him now.
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“It’s not just minds that break in war. Souls themselves are at risk, and those are a lot harder to heal.”.#Thurds.
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@scarletbitch007 @feyrah Them: . Me: *gets excited and accidentally hits a key and it shows up as me texting and now I have to burn my phone and live off the grid*.
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Demons rode the tears downward, taming words meant to air, and forcing a darker option from the cracked lips. #1LineWed.
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“Are you hugging me because you missed me or because it’s cold and I’m a fire fairy?”.“Both. Also I have a sandwich I want heated.”.#Thurds.
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@aarcadiarosee @InspectorNerd Nope. American investment firms own more of tiktok than China. Exactly censorship and probably clearing competition for American social media.
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“Are you hugging me because you missed me or because it’s cold and I’m a fire fairy?”.“Both. Also I have a sandwich I need heated.”. #BookishTues.
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@SofiaRune @JortsTheCat The account is semi-famous. Everyone knows who it is. Jorts didn’t need to do this, they just enjoy punching down as hard as possible when offended because they’re a bully. It’s evident in all their “activism.” These types of people always just get worse and worse.
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The gray sky offered a bitter contrast to the enigmatic hope burning in her silver eyes. #1linewed.
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@toughtalkty @Unicornifull 4? And 18 were just cis men with small penises. 2 were from accidents. That doesn’t exactly make your case. Also it shows that the surgery is super safe with rare complications that are easy to resolve anyway. Weird that you’re so obsessed with underage genitals though.
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@Jags24Asare This started under her watch (and is still happening) so it’s pretty safe to say she’s not trustworthy.
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@christapeterso It went beyond that too. She used her knee healing as an example of why no one is truly disabled. Also a lot of the discourse ended up in “when the body is perfect, the mind is perfect” and “only healthy people can build a healthy society” territory pretty fast.
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@ITDept4Life @PRFlanagan @GoheenRigel @ggreenwald Also this particular 19 year old apparently told someone to “get over” his sexual blackmailing and revenge porn of an underage girl. The sexual assault is disqualifying, or should be for most people, but telling someone to get over it doesn’t really suggest maturity.
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“In love with you? She broke your jaw, Reynardine. With a shotgun butt. You were unconscious three hours.”. “Love is often misunderstood by those not dancing in its temp—”. “Three. Whole. Hours. On. My. Rug. Reynardine. You call her, I’ll throw your ass out.”. #SlapDashSat.
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@emrazz Possibly in the title’s suggestion that it’s just a “year” and not a whole ongoing saga of flopping.
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Hearts are the strangest of injuries. Even a lifetime later, one snag and hardened stitches fall to ruin. #SunWIP.
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@TypicalTahdig Godzilla contains tons of social commentary. Even the sillier ones. Shin Godzilla was good and it’s a solid criticism of disaster response. I mean yeah I love monster wrestlin’ but also a lot of the movies have good solid messages.
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“Let’s go undercover as students.”.“I’d rather juggle breeding basilisks.”.“Now’s not the time for new hobbies.”.#1linewed.
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Ares didn’t count his birthdays, or celebrate since Thermopylae, but the ex-war god felt like baking a cake. #1LineWed.
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“What’s peace cost?”.“Lives or money. Probably both.”.“I was hoping for cheaper.”.“Hope and war are bitter lovers.”.#1linewed #weirdwriters.
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Depressed author discovers a world?. Already working on that one, actually 😅
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@FionaD88_ @snorenat @jk_rowling No that’s normal and if you think it is, then you seriously need help. Asking random strangers in depth questions about their sex life and genitals is pretty alarming behavior.
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“Sorry, I’m running late. Did I miss anything?”.“Everyone inside is dead already.”.“I’m a necromancer, so guess I’m on time. #Thurds.
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Reynardine knocked an orange bottle from a shelf, the glass shattered and the whole room swam with wailing ghosts for a minute. “That was strange.”. “I like to keep a few spirits around for guests,” Merlin said. “Teetotaler, myself.”. #1LineWed.
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“I’m a Myth, a conscious fiction—immortal as it gets. And I only know forever exists because I remember her smile. It’s still there, when I close my eyes or in dreams. In the bitterest darkness, her chaotic grin lights my world and sweet glory stretches endlessly.”. #1linewed.
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“No, I’ll just hang here until the King finds me naked in his wife’s chambers.”. “I’ll send him up.”. “You’re a peach, kid.”. #SlapDashSat.
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@coolmathgame_ I actually did move to Oregon recently. We had to eat two people that froze on the pass but in our defense the Taco Bell the bus stopped at was out of fire sauce and the trip was like 7 hours.
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@YukiRozuhime @RuthdeHaas Yeah that’s not really true, disabled people are often ignored or erased but they’ve existed throughout history. Just look through the thread for examples. Also if all you’re ever going to do is disagree with people I RT, can you at least please untag me? It’s very uncomfortable.
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