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Minding my own business. Likes Wordle results. 🐶🚗 #BLM

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Trump presidency in 35 seconds.
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“Unemployed and 2 DUI’s later.”
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@ProjectLincoln I have a Trump Wall joke, but it fell flat.
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@Coppinalltheyzy Note the feed right before yours.
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@chris_notcapn There’s a right way and a wrong way to decline an advance. Social media and lack of learning manners has hindered human interaction. Let’s be better, guys.
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@PAVGOD He attacc, he protecc, so famous he has to write a checc
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In honor of #operationNachoRun 🐶
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@dog_rates Really? I’m a little leery from last year’s silver retriever.
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Sorry to sound needy but I sure could use some Twitter love today. 🥲
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@therecount @jonkarl Someone let me know if he starts talking about the differences between a 1963 Pontiac Tempest and a 1964 Buick Skylark.
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@PAVGOD He protec, he attac, but he’ll always put the right ones back.
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@therecount He should’ve sold his stock earlier. Tsk tsk.
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@JohnRush32 You lost a polar bear in the house? What palace are you living in?
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@notcapnamerica Shout out to the woman checking her. 💪🏼
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@NoLieWithBTC So he received something unattainable, something for emergency use only, and most likely $0.00 out of pocket; covered under government insurance.
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@notcapnamerica When the young people of the world show greater maturity, restraint, and respect than the older generation.
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@chris_notcapn Their signature with numerous accreditations afterwards. (name),MD, pHd, Esq., MBA, MPH, BS
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@bunsenbernerbmd Any update on dadguy? How is he feeling?
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@chris_notcapn Worst “Norma Rae” remake, ever.
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Fans of @JohnTeganXXX my husband and best friend died this morning in our home. John was the light of my life, my love, my best friend. He would tell me about the wonderful people he’s made friends with here. You were a part of his life.
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@Angry_Staffer Watched the video and kept waiting for the slap. Thought I missed it. Only when it ended did I realize what they’re clamoring about. Miracle he can still walk. 🤣
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@CooperNeumann
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I’m going to @bunsenbernerbmd ’s upcoming Space. Will you join too?
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I’m going to @bunsenbernerbmd ’s upcoming Space. Will you join too?
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@CooperNeumann
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Just completed a phone interview with a possible new company. Any extra positivity thrown my way would be appreciated. 😬
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@StPatrick215 @RexChapman @Citi When they start with the “you work for me,” realize these people, while unhinged and in the wrong, live in a world where they need to feel authoritative somewhere in a life that hasn’t gone their way.
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Requisite hotel lighting.
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“Happy Endings” Alex > “Friends” Joey
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Romcom Sitcom Com Back On Con
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It’s goofier Alex for me, but I LOVE all the full-cast scenes & eps in S2. Post-pilot, the guys would hang out with either Jane OR Penny, and no Alex. PLUS, the dynamic of everyone together in S2 drew attention to Alex’s personality. Like in the “money at a sperm bank” scene 😍
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If anyone thinks they plan on protecting children after they’re born, remember what happened today.
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@DavidBegnaud David, your passion for the island and its people fills me with pride and hope. You truly are Boriqua. 🇵🇷
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First day of sch…new job outfit. Brought to you mostly from the UK.
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@BeingLGBTQPod That, my friends, is the true meaning of “Hot Fuzz.”
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@JohnRush32 Instead of one nuts airport, think of it as 8 smaller airports that don’t play well with each other.
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First day of the new job outfit. I’m jittery nervous AF. Imposter Syndrome activated. Send positive vibes.
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@BearBertthe Proud papá of 5 pups throughout my life. Hope they’re all hanging with Bert right now. Maybe one day a pup will come into my life. Above is Cupertino. Other than that just a quiet guy who loves cars and works as an accountant.
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@ratemyskyperoom @DrPhillipsMD @VinGuptaMD — I switched to three-ply masks instead of the fashionable cloth masks because of him.
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@mKiK808 @TrevorProject @mKiK808 + “Cut to the Feeling” = EVERYTHING is possible
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@JohnRush32 When you don’t have to read the replies to get the gist of the responses:
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@rgclt So his team are essentially made up of Karens and Darrens / Kevins supremes.
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Goodnight, guys. Hope you all sleep well. ❤️
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The #GaslitSTARZ writing and acting are impeccable. I’m blown away.
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@CooperNeumann
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@bunsenbernerbmd Sometimes the alt information is as good as the photo itself.
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Good morning, guys. Thanks so much for your comments on yesterday’s Holiday Party outfit. Like I said, it’s been decades since I went to one, and it was a lot of fun. It was by a gay car club, where I felt at home. Hope you all have an awesome day!
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Good morning, Guys! First day of a new job for me. I’m excited, scared, and sleepy. Hope today brings you a lot of excitement! ❤️
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@PAVGOD @PAVDAD They protecc, they attacc, so happy to say, “da pupz iz bacc!”
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Do you look your age?? 59
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Do you look your age?? 41
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I think it’s time to pull the plug on dating apps. After sending my face pic, I get an ungodly amount of “dead air” or complete account blocks. Between that and being unable to workout my upper body due to an injury, my self worth is in the toilet. Stick a fork in me. 🍴
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@duranduran Tried my best for Rog’s.
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@bunsenbernerbmd The best way to start a Friday is reading these gems.
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10 months
Holiday Party outfit. First non-work holiday party in decades. What say you on the outfit? I don’t own ugly sweaters.
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@CarlosBrandt The lack of synchronic bend and snap makes this highly suspect.
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@notcapnamerica Fewer distractions.
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@JoyceWhiteVance I may have to take the day off from work...maybe the day after, too.
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@CooperNeumann
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Felt semi-cute. Will self-destruct later.
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Zoom interview went well. They’ve already asked me for a second interview!
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@agoldennamedkev @Lin_Manuel @HamiltonMusical Kevin is one of the best! Ooh, does he also do “The Schuyler Sisters?” That’s my favorite.
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@realoverheardla Bad drivers.
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@marthamaccallum @jonkarl @RepDanCrenshaw What am I supposed to be watching? Just seems to be another Republican politician trying to steer around the blowback from yesterday. Yesterday was f***** up, and none of them did anything for the last 4 years about it. I don’t believe anything from any of them.
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Good morning and Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Also a very happy Sunday to you all. Thank you again for all the well wishes you all have me yesterday. It truly meant the world for me to know people care. ❤️
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@chris_notcapn Unfortunately yes. I’ve had people passive-aggressively speed up in the lane I signal towards. Nevertheless I always use my blinker in Los Angeles. Also I make full complete stops at stop signs, another unicorn in SoCal traffic.
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@Matthew_Hodson Pedro. I stopped looking at the list once I saw his name.
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I love this woman.
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“I peeped your phone and you don’t have WiFi or a carrier” IM CRYING 😭
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A little morning rain starts the weekend. Have a great weekend, everyone!
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@K_JeanPierre @HeidiNBC I didn’t know they rebooted “The Three Stooges.”
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@ProjectLincoln This needs one of those “the views expressed about MTG on this show do not represent those of any sentient being on this planet.”
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@CooperNeumann
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2 years
Happy Friday to all who get to celebrate! Thank you all for your well wishes yesterday. Enjoy your weekend!
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@notcapnamerica While wearing raccoon eyeliner without smudges and pierced earrings. Yeah right. She just a bad breakdancer.
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@BertTheBearBook Writing your thoughts and feelings is a true soul searching time. Surely you are mentally and physically exhausted. Give yourself a pat on the back coz you done good.
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@SarahYR20 That flashback gets more airtime than Michael and Lauren.
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Good morning, guys. Happy… (checks notes)… Tuesday! Make this day a memorable one for yourself for all the right reasons. ❤️
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Good am / pm, guys, and hello Sunday! Laundry day finally? Hardly. The effect of months of exercise, proper diet, and a positive attitude. I’m down over 20% of my starting weight, 2 shirt sizes and 4 pant sizes. Thank you @CorvusCorax77 for your guidance. Time for new duds!❤️
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6 months
Good Saturday morning, guys. This app can be a scourge and it can be a lifeline. How about today make it the latter and enjoy what others have to share as well as sharing a bit of yourself in the process. Be good to each other. ❤️
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Good morning guys! Last night I kinda, sorta had a date come over for pizza and wine. I haven’t had a date in 4 years so I’m calling it a date! Kinda. Hey, have a great day!
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8 months
Another web interview with another company. Looks promising I’ll get a second interview with them, also. Must be the outfit.
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@JMunozActor Can’t wait till they all start singing “Another Suitcase in Another Hall” come January.
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4 years
@saidnickfox @davejorgenson He would cohost the New Year’s Eve show with his best pal, Andy Bonen
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6 years
One of the many amazing actors of #Roma #Borras @JohnTeganXXX
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@JCulWestside I wonder which parent came up with the name.
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6 months
Whatever difficult changes in your life you need to do to achieve self love, do them.
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8 months
Good morning, guys! Happy Tuesday to you all. Still raining here in SoCal, but we are making the best of it. Stay dry and happy.
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2 years
This kiddo is proudly 58 today. 🥂
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2 years
Anyone here eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting, and live to tell about it? 🐷
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1 year
Post workout and the only thing that got big was my hair. 💈
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@CooperNeumann
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6 months
I’m very grateful to you all for the love and support you’ve shown me today when I needed it. Thank you so much for your likes and replies. I am humbled and indebted by your generosity. You’re all wonderful people. ❤️
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@CooperNeumann
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1 year
At hospital emergency section. Any and all positive vibes would be greatly appreciated.
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1 year
Morning guys! New adventure begins today for me. Celebrating with a new (old) coffee mug.
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2 years
@Acyn @Timothy09158575 Just saying this: having many people manage one’s social media account means that the ones managing are acting as agents of the account holder.
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2 years
2 out of three interviews down. 1 to go!
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4 years
@rymoneyx It’s amazing that what people say may remove all of their superficial beauty.
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6 months
Good morning, guys! Happy Monday to you all. A big thank you to everyone who reached out yesterday during my online matchmaking meltdown. Scars are beginning to heal up a bit. It won’t keep me from trying my best to stay upbeat. Hope you all stay upbeat as we begin the week.❤️
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2 years
Reposting this cos 🌈💅🏻
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6 months
Good morning and Happy Friday to you guys. First week of the new job almost done, and I haven’t wanted to cry in the corner, crouching in the fetal position. Seems like I made a good decision. Make sure you decide on enjoying yourselves for today and the weekend. 💔
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@MuellerSheWrote Like Diana Rigg?
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2 years
@LakotaMan1 Simple: they’re right, we do not need them.
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🥥Cooper🇵🇷🇭🇷🏳️‍🌈
3 years
@JohnRush32 It has a Casper quality to it.
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@CooperNeumann
🥥Cooper🇵🇷🇭🇷🏳️‍🌈
2 years
This hotel lighting selfie is harder than it looks.
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🥥Cooper🇵🇷🇭🇷🏳️‍🌈
3 years
@chris_notcapn @CornWatch2021 Pay the balance and cut it up. Keep it active, just don’t use it.
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🥥Cooper🇵🇷🇭🇷🏳️‍🌈
5 months
Not a daddy, but some good papas.
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@CooperNeumann
🥥Cooper🇵🇷🇭🇷🏳️‍🌈
4 months
😗
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