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(he/him) Towson Alum. Caps/Chels/Ravens/Yankees. Card carrying member of Jackson Hive. Free Palestine

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@awsomehog1 @holy_schnitt If I got called a donut I’d delete my twitter
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@radicalrebeck @miz_gizzy Two different dogs btw
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@Iewdawg All three of them in their group chat rn
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@TreyVsTrumaine @jbrous41 Us: “But won’t cases and deaths go up??” CDC:
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@znfrea @WrestlingHumble Me when I’m lying
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@TheEnemiesPE3 “You ain’t in Jumanji anymore uce, this is the real jungle‼️‼️”
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@crackcobain__ You could probably have two honestly
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@PBSImpulse9 Certified Thunder boy? Certified pedophile
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@Ramis_Farooqui “360 front-flip no-scoping off of what she said”
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@dril This how Noah Schnapp thinks people think
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@SatiricalSabre @cons_owned Shouldn’t she take huge issue with the Catholic Church sexually abusing children?
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@InpulseNot @GoodReddit Not as ugly as you bozo
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@WrestlingHumble FUCK THE HULK HOGAN BUBBA
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Kurt popped a few percs and forgot wrestling was fake. GOAT shit
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3 years
@ContextHating the inventor of hating
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“young gunna wunna born in the sea”
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i wonder what he talks about with his significant other i’m quite intrigued
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@tonystatovci We’re getting a new phrase for the GTA 6 meme before GTA 6 😭
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@CFCRaf2 “He is in LOVE with ze Jelsea proschect.”
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@notcrypticno And he has no self control so it works every time
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1 year
Bro imagine being late for rent, getting a knock on the door at 3 AM and you see this
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Alex Ovechkin could be your landlord as his first DC-area house is available for lease
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@RipShie @BallsackSports Nah the Heat paid him to sit there
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@WrestleOps Cody Crew (Jade, Ricky, MJF) in WWE is gonna feed families
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2 years
@tragicbirdapp Skill issue if you ask me
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2 years
@WrestleOps I’ll give WWE this: Raw is must-see TV tonight. Just bc how the hell are they gonna move on from here
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2 years
@WrestlingHumble Fox execs securing Angel Garza as the number 1 pick tonight
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3 years
@R1554 @evanderkane_9 The Avs are are about to repo your fucking hockey team so
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@Iewdawg We were losing to Leeds but smashing Milan. European Chels is different
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@cocksources I should’ve known
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Alex Ovechkin is the greatest athlete in DC sports history argue with the fucking wall
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@FabrizioRomano Spurs falling apart again
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@btsportwwe Saturday was one of the greatest WWE shows ever
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Bro if you told me that wasn’t a planned spot I’d believe it 😭😭 that is pure shock
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@upblissed Fr. What the fuck is Krakengard
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@PBSImpulse9 Only 34 million what will he do.
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@flameosumeet YOUNG GUNNA WUNNA BORN IN THE SEA
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1 year
@ChelseaFCinUSA ADMINNNNNNNNN
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1 year
@WrestlingHumble He doesn’t have a finisher. He just beats the shit out of you until you stay down for three seconds
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2 years
@WrestleOps After all the years of getting booed he deserved a hometown mega pop
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@Ends2EndsTalks “Todd Boehly, we have your players hostage.” Who do you have?” “We have Ben Chilw-“ *Todd hangs up*
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@MaceAhWindu Also it was mediocre which didn’t help matters that much
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@Iewdawg The #blackvans are circling his location as we speak 💔
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@WrestlingHumble I’m convinced 75% of people on Twitter have never seen a woman in their lives. Jesus.
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@TheEnemiesPE3 And it’s not go-away heat either. It’s the real deal
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3 years
@Squawka You mean since last season???
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@Iewdawg And we destroyed the club when we sold Gallabrador
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@FreshNuka @ContextHating the george washington of hating
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@WrestleFeatures @WWERollins Once the Bloodline story is over and the titles are split up, he’s owed a world title run. He’ll be on top again soon
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@StephSoSassy @chesmanzella This man Justin can do so much better he needs to get out of there 😭
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@crackcobain__ Socks was a good dude
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@Iewdawg Jude has been glazed by english media every single day since joining Madrid lmfao
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Ludwig got that shit on ngl
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Me and the other WNBA husbands at the WNBA Finals afterparty
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@italkwrasslin If Bobby turned on the profits tonight he’d get a HUGE pop
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@MauricioPanini If he were white and English they’d be saying he’s the next Busquets
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@WrestlingHumble Genuinely the most dangerous spot I've ever seen
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@WrestlingHumble Icl that’s the best answer he could’ve possibly given
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@SASBurnerAcct Stay off the weed rn
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@crackcobain__ Seeing this on the tl…
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@undiespacie @TrueWarner @Crustaceans77 @juniorSM_ @MLuigissb @yungxcash @jerryfrfx @ThePhenomenalEE @MsRebeccaBlack I know you were on your way to skiing with Bill Gates and the Pope but thank you so much for performing that surgery on my dog bro 🤝 I owe you big
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@InvertTheWing They could’ve had it all but they signed Rice and Havertz
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@WrestlingHumble (It was better than Hangman’s too)
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@Canes From a Caps fan, thank you for standing up for what’s right
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@SASBurnerAcct I shouldn’t have doubted the power of Kwame smh
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@WWE @JONAHISHERE We’re familiar with your game
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@big_business_ Wong when anything happens in the MCU
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@JacobArtAi @ronnui_ Well good thing she didn’t retroactively claim characters were gay because she felt like pandering to an audience that is much smarter than she thought— hold on I’m getting something too
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@UnfortunateMLB That cameraman had me thinking Noel hit that one to Canada
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Give @MauricioPanini @Iewdawg @CarefreeLewisG a platform. This must end.
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Sam Thompson rates Liverpool’s midfield more than Chelsea’s! 👀 #BBCFootball
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@ESPNFC Even in the show it’s the Emptihad
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@StephSoSassy @chesmanzella [this is now redacted, turns out he’s just as ignorant as she is]
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@splashcityy29 @WorldWideWob “Paul George, Curious George, Regina George, George Michael, doesn’t matter, Nuggets in 7”
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@SpiderManShots This went so fucking hard
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@WrestlingHumble I don’t care if he’s selling hot dogs get this man to WrestleMania
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@MauricioPanini @CFCDaily “I’m bringing these man together to squash this beef,” sources overheard him say.
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Daniel Carr has officially left the Washington Capitals. I’ll always remember the iconic moments such as
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@WrestleOps Standard Bron W 🏳️‍⚧️
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@reigns_era The crowd’s cheering for him more than the wrestlers in the ring lmao
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I don’t get it. This is so inconsistent. Some parts of it are so great and other parts leave me speechless at how those creative decisions were made. #RentLive
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@crackcobain__ Never recovered from 50 cent challenging him to read a Harry Potter book
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@Iewdawg He was dreaming of Chelsea during the transfer window. Propa Chels
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Face of unemployment son or face of diarrhea daughter?
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Boy if I was the face of diarrhea, I would ask the Lord to call me home.
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@TheEnemiesPE3 If you think about it, if they didn’t make this podcast Punk might still be in AEW
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@italkwrasslin It’s gonna be mostly restholds, ref bumps, and crowd work he’ll be aight
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@HappyCorbin Tony Khan has officially become what he hated. lol.
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Adonis is gonna have a rough time in middle school 😭
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@TheChelseaWay “Talks are very, very advanced on the clahb side. Jelzea is hard at work on the player side, convincing him to join Jelzea Proshekt. Now just to agree salary then here we go.”
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