SophisticatedBeauty✨
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Virgo ♍️ Cowboys ⭐️ VSU Alumna 🔶 Lover 💕 Homeowner 🏠 Birth Doula🤰🏽 Postpartum Doula 👶🏽 Dog Mom 🐶
avoiding YOU
Joined July 2010
@ParissAthena I’d pick up a bunch of random stuff put it in her hands tell her to meet me at check out and walk out.
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@JKRenee @bannedyoangel Ma’am. 18 years!? If you been drinking the blood of newborns just say that 😭.
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@Fluffs_ You know you’re traumatized when you have to ask for clarification on the number two 😭🥺 poor thing.
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@theereaalspamm Dogs aren’t supposed to eat grapes and he knows it. Looks like to me hes saving him.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . But also wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to eat it afterwards 🥴💀.
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@lalajmarketing You had me until crab leg. I took my nails off though and did my own hair (a travesty) and stopped online shopping.
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@Kchelle__ @ArianaaHarris @OG2Timess @__ur_highness I would like for bof ov y’all tew LOG AWF rhet now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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@chefmade_92 Right! They didn’t do enough for me. Like no rushing the court!?? No shoulder lift?.
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@kingkris__ Aight so boom. Crazy chick came in through the drive thru and me and the team was jumping her *mink mink*.
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@rhondamaryvids I knew everything i needed to know about the people recording this video when they wanted to call the cops on a black officer because they didn’t think he was a cop.
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@jonespatjones1 @thedebbiec @the_myleg_fish @dawnrwolfe Hey guys look at her bio. This explains so much.
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@Fatalic_Dj @TRexx_97 @AnoushkaReeves Lmao that’s what happens when people don’t waste each other’s time trying to force something to happen. Or staying in a talking stage to the end of the earth so you can continue to weigh your options.
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@CallHerMo_ I’m baffled, that’s she’s baffled, that he’s baffled at the sentiment of putting a pregnancy announcement in his …. WAFFLES.
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@ayeitsbritbrat1 The way i turned my volume up because i thought i couldn’t hear and it was on full blast when she started back up. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 they got me. They got IT.
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@bella_lany @JTaheim @BrittneyBesos @deep_dab Lmaooo truly. I was either gonna scroll until i found the answer or go to bed dumb 🤣🤣 i refused to ask cause no one else did. 🥴.
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@PhoenixStar3084 @ItsYaGirlJaee @MelloFrom @tommyromano123 @adriiiaann_ @DemetriusHarmon @_kv15__ Y’all live with Patrick ?.
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Y’all need to find friends. Real friends. That care about you enough to tell you about yourself and you need to care enough about to listen.
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@Anania00 Is overnighting the key to someone you trust cheaper than getting it out of the pound when you return ? 🥴.
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@LUVMiSUMNEEKiii @JustdatGreat Lmao i took my braids out one day. Washed it the next. Below dried it the next. Waited a day plaited it up yesterday and debating if i even wanna start the next step today 🤣 is she human ?.
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I won my dispute, this is to my trauma bond friends i met through the one who had the lamb 🥹.
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@Carolinas_94 Raising 6 kids by 6 different men for $2k/month. Is this what she is trying to make sense?.
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@LadySideshow He started talking after that ‘teeth hurt’ line. Like dang you might be on to something 😭.
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It’s crazy because if you’re on the outside looking in that article probably sounds CRAZY, but the true victims know that was extremely surface level.
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@CryptorianZA @Jumelles15 @jaimejarvis By trashing it. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Good day.
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@D0uble0_7 @FentyBrows @blaxican_bonita You know they use microwaves in restaurants right ? Just sayin.
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@KrystalynTee @dontatmedumbass @skinprettyshel @TheBronzeStatue @Overpaidjames Probably just turned off the internet.
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@_StaceeJ @GetSpectrum @Ask_Spectrum @Spectrum The correct @GetSpectrum company that Susan works for is this @GetSpectrum. Do you guys truly condone this type of behavior from your employees?.
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@lyndswilli @RolandWNoBrakes @MIB_JADE my same reaction. I’m never eating those again. Like how does cooked chicken make it to powdered form????? and the shrimp and beef flavor ?!.
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My family will give you a gift, watch you open it & then ask for the bag back so they can put someone else's gift in there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂.
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@GenLXI @JKRenee @bannedyoangel Tell me you’ve never heard this saying , without telling me you’ve never heard this saying. 🥱.
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@BlackJesse_ @MelloDeez @IDesire2Win @K2rd @lo_meezus @DragonflyJonez This whole thread has me cryingggggggggggggggggggg.
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@mayiooo @jaylabrenae Lol i wasn’t attacking you boo. I was just genuinely wondering. But that is not true love, not even a little bit. It may be something your family truly believes. but scientifically, it’s not true.
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@_slimarella_ Because why would i trust my natural hair while it’s humid outside? Gon look like a ragmuffin after being outside for 15 min cause twitter said braids are basic. Y’all can go to hell 🤣🤣🤣.
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@Trenadee_Morae @blvkashh @naychildishh @jazzyfizzle____ @Soezekiel @LoveUnique__ @MoniqueK___ @BCox03 Honestly. I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life.
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@TheeOnlyOciera Y'all have forever changed the game. This is gonna be me when I take out these braids out
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@maevablkm Oh damn sis. We not even on the same continent 😂😂😂. Ima hit you up when i come over there 🤣🤣🤣.
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Twitter is a tough crowd. I’ll drop these off anyway.
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@KaylarWill @MissSneed Did yall see the Susie stitch about the girl who had a dream she had a son? Lived 40 years of life. Had grandkids, a whole life and woke up and had to mourn losing a child she never met. She was in her 20’s i believe.
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Nobody asked you a thing.
Going to target will not solve your problems.
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@BlackdiasporaV1 You run up on someone with their hands inside of a bag telling them to “handle it like a man” . are you really surprised that you got shot? You should not be.
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