I once had a sub write 400 lines for me but after he submitted them, I was just too lazy to read them. (You know how it is.)
So I had him record a video of himself standing there reading them to me.
Over a year later & I STILL am laughing at him!
Just how many grains of rice are in a package like this?
The answer revealed itself to a LaborLoser about 8 hours later: 66 piles of 650 grains + 1 pile of 410 grains.
Some call it wasted time.
I call it counting fun!
You see at the very bottom of the page--that teeny little ink-splotch? Next to line 160? The writer didn't make it. It's a flaw in the paper. Nevertheless, I just gotta have the page rewritten. It's distracting!
Am I REALLY being unreasonable?
I didn't want to make him rewrite it but you can see how ugly that smudge was on the first draft.
It was TERRIBLY offensive when I glanced at it! This was the only recourse. Rewrite.
It's so nice to help out this German-speaking work-drones by giving it the opportunity to do squares with a Scharfes S.
Letters with neatly drawn umlauts are logically next.
It's cool to see a lot of losers who spent a lot of time writing lines, doing inane puzzles, or in one case, writing a long essay while I was enjoying the long Labor Day weekend!
So I've just been randomly approached by some cash-loser (literally) who wanted to pay me. I decided to let him give me his cash. I have a sense he might be back but who knows. In any case, looks like I got free lunch today!
#paypig
#finswitch
It was 12:22 AM.
Everyone was sleeping, even his GF. But the pansy-boi decided to spend time in-service. So he crept to his little writing desk and began.
Spending his time the PROPER way...
This sub's dick was getting too hard so I had to get a dirty sock in it's mouth and have him write some emergency lines!
I'm always trying to be helpful!
My sub's new debt agreement started January 1st.
It's terribly unfair and exploitive with fines, fees, and a 72% interest rate. But I just know it's going to get me hard every time I invoice him!
...and that's what's important, isn't it?
I've been working with a sub in creating a debt agreement for him. It is powerfully exploitive. We've already discussed 11 fees and fines that'll be associated with the agreement. Given time, I'm sure there will be a few more. 👿
While the married slave is directed to do a brand new set of 200 lines for me, I thought I would repost this flagged tweet of his previously required work, for your enjoyment.
This set marks 750 lines completed thus far.
This ridiculous pansy is always required to dress 'appropriately' when doing its lines.
I assigned it a new, horrific 200x line task and "...this sad losers tiny dicklett instantly became harder than it’s ever been...". 🤣🤣🤣
Stay tuned for the neatly written lines!
The start of a drone's new long and arduous assignment.
I can't help think of the quote, "A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct."
These lines looked pretty cool. Wasn't sure i'd enjoy looking at them this way when I assigned them. But I was a tiny bit put off that they weren't numbered so I simply told him to just take a few minutes and redo them all but with line numbers this time. :)
I've arranged to meet in a few days a sub line-writer and part time ATM at a starbucks in downtown Chicago. He's agreed to write lines for me there and pay for them (as well as my coffee).
This will be a first experience like that for me! Super excited!
These lines looked pretty cool. Wasn't sure i'd enjoy looking at them this way when I assigned them. But I was a tiny bit put off that they weren't numbered so I simply told him to just take a few minutes and redo them all but with line numbers this time. :)
And then, when we were done chatting, when we both understood the situation, when it was all over and we both finally saw the light, well... then this:
He was done! He never wanted to write another line!
Too much time; too much commitment, he argued.
Too overwhelming!
We had a gentle conversation, he and I, yes we did.
I understood. I empathized. I agreed with him!
My sub's new debt agreement started January 1st.
It's terribly unfair and exploitive with fines, fees, and a 72% interest rate. But I just know it's going to get me hard every time I invoice him!
...and that's what's important, isn't it?
The cork-brain did some celebratory lines after reaching his milestone of two-thousand lines in his assignment. But I asked him to write the T in 'two' and 'thousand' in red.
And as a consequence, he wasted all of my time in glancing at these useless, worthless pages! 🤪🫤
It was unfortunate that the last line of his assignment left most of the page empty. It sure looks bad and is a real waste of paper. I don't like it.
So I had him fill the page up. It just seems better that way. Don't you agree?