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Ayyyyy bruh Davante Adams was so pissed at Renfrow that he just pushed the first nerdy looking white man he saw lmaoooooo
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@derekcarrqb
Every time y’all lost (which was very often) you were on the podium saying “put it all on me.”
They listened to you, decided you weren’t him, now you and your sour grapes brother won’t stop crying wherever you go.
You act the part of leader, but are really far from it.
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@mikeaveli24
@presidentjacc
He should get a 24x36 of that framed in his crib. It should be his profile pic on every social media platform. It should be his phone screensaver. He should wear a tshirt with a picture of it 5-7 days a week.
I’d be OBNOXIOUS if I ever did something like that
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Kwame Brown being COMPLETELY FED UP with everyone’s shit is one of the greatest developments in modern history.
KWAME BROWN: "You call me emotional. You were going to fight a whole team b/c of your love affair with LeBron. You the reason Ja probably carrying guns right now. Ja was like 'Oh s***, a big a** N in a Grandmama sweater trying to fight his Daddy & team.'"
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Waller: *catches pass against zone defense*
ESPN crew: “Waller found the hole in the defense. You know, he’s really good at finding things…he found the strength to stop smoking crack”
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The worst part is that Jada is gonna come out and be like “2Pac would have shot him on that stage. Clearly you are not the man of my dreams since you did not shoot Chris Rock for me.”
I thought it was staged but after seeing this version I dunno
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Teams would rather wait for Aaron Rodgers to come down off LSD before they sign Carr 😭😭😭😭😭
From
@NFLTotalAccess
: QB Derek Carr is headed to Indianapolis to meet with several teams, as his free agency comes into focus. It’s about finding the right fit.
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Ya patna really gonna be a papa in August. My wife is the most amazing human being I’ve ever met and I’m so lucky.
#Beauregard2024
#BabyJenkins
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We had legitimate fights over who was going to be Kareem Campbell when we played THPS lmao
In 1999, legendary skater Kareem Campbell became the first and only Black playable skater you could pick in the first “Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater”
#BlackHistoryMonth
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Michael on camera: “Whenever Meka is comfortable and decides the time is right, I will wait for.”
Michael (allegedly) off camera: “You got 6 days to give me some pussy or this whole experiment is over.”
#MarriedAtFirstSightDC
#Marriedatfirstsight
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Overheard in downtown Oakland:
“I need the Eagles to win, nigga… cuz I ain’t tryna see Jackson Mahomes shakin his ass everywhere like he contributed.”
😭😭😭😭😭
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I don’t think ESPN knows they can talk to Crosby and Waller about something other than overcoming addiction
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You ran to the easiest division in football and still couldn’t make the playoffs.
Played a great game today knowing you needed a million miracles outside of your game, but at least your brothers will tell you it isn’t your fault.
Lmao still a loser
@derekcarrqb
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He ain’t even interested in beating the allegations lmao
Nick Bosa on Patrick Mahomes vs Jalen Hurts in the Super Bowl: “That’ll be a good battle — that I won’t be watching .”
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Me, checking Spotify every Monday to see if
@AustinCreedWins
@TrueKofi
and
@WWEBigE
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#NewDayPod
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Yo
@Raiders
I just gotta say I resent y’all for not releasing Derek Carr when I still fucked wit y’all. Y’all brought me next to no joy for 25 years, and then wait until I’m gone to do something that I deserved to revel in 😂😂😂😂
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@Brooksbrosmedia
Those announcers not acknowledging it in the moment is really pissing me off
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A Bay Area Filipino man loves Steph Curry more than he loves his own family.
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Props to you tho
@Jarrett_Stidham
You played well. You clearly are not a scary punk bitch hoe like your predecessor.
Respect.
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You are 88 years old. Get off Twitter and go enjoy your final days.
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One day when
@bigcory00
wins an Emmy award, I hope he thanks me for NOT having the Bulldog on me in 2012 and changing the course of history
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Whole picture full of real niggas at the fight last night.
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It honestly disgusts me that
@JoeBiden
hasn’t given the officer who blew this terrorist’s head off a Medal of Honor
It’s important that we remember Ashli Babbitt on the 3 year anniversary of her unjust death.
Babbitt was murdered while fighting to save her country from the radical left, and we cannot let them forget what they did to her and her family.
R.I.P. Ashley. You won’t be forgotten.
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To get this kinda contract immediately after missing a season because you’re a pervert…this will be taught during Black History Month
Deshaun Watson gets a fully guaranteed 5 year $230M contract. That is $80M more than the previous record for fully guaranteed money at signing ($150M). This deal was negotiated by David Mulugheta of Athletes First.
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“Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences” is one of the easiest concepts that stupid people fail to understand
"I went from being a multi billionaire to not being able to use my ApplePay "
"it can happen to all Americans for saying the wrong idea out loud"
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@Its_Eleanor
@sonny_seuny
We don’t talk enough about Sami completely breaking Roman when he told Logan Paul he was the biggest
#2
of them all
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“Rapping along to “Move Bitch” at the guy ahead of you on the Depth Chart is generational” -
@diamondjoegator
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Bobby Bonilla walked so Shohei Ohtani could fly to the mothafuckin moon!
Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN.
The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.
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Josh Dubow when he sees other media and/or NFL players criticizing Derek Carr.
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You can’t tell me this photo isn’t sponsored by cocaine lmaoooooo
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I’m tired of the disrespect. Beginning in March, I’m fighting one Twitter user a month for the rest of the year.
So 10 of you niggas get together and decide the order in which you want to get your asses whipped
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One game without you and everybody realize you were the problem you BUM
@derekcarrqb
#Raiders
WR Davante Adams said QB Jarrett Stidham "apologized" to the team for "not being able to finish it off" after the game. Said Adams: “I think every single person on the team said, ‘Man, get out of here with that. You balled out and you did your thing.’ We’ve got...(more)
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There is a full court 5v5 blacks vs asians basketball game happening in 24 hr fitness right now.
10 ppl agreed to wake up dumb early to battle for on court ethnic supremacy lmao
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The one thing about home ownership that no one prepares you for: YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND ALL YOUR GODDAMN TIME AND MONEY AT HOME DEPOT OR LOWE’S. JESUS CHRIST
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Bad Bunny the biggest recording artist in the world and he takes bumps whenever WWE asks.
Man is a global treasure.
I’m crying!!! They killin bad bunny in WWE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Holy shit Brock missed Deebo there. I haven’t seen a QB miss a guy that wide open since Carr
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Life in your 30s is just one big ongoing nagging injury. That’s why I don’t challenge y’all to fights anymore. How am I supposed to kick your ass when my back is locked up 87% of the time?
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“Nah nah bruh… y’all wanted Tim Boyle, y’all getting Tim Boyle.” -Zach Wilson
The Jets want to make a switch at QB. The team is leaning towards Zach Wilson to take over, but he is reluctant to stepping back in, sources tell
@DMRussini
and me. The team is hoping he changes his mind as they continue to discuss the next steps.
More on
@TheAthletic
shortly.
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I don’t understand men who want to stop their women from going out with her friends.
I be like “Have fun. I’m watching boxing and wrestling in peace, and cooking some new shit for the first time. Call me if you get drunk and need a ride home!”
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When I was a kid, if you were bad you could go on Sally Jessy Raphael and get sent to the ranch with Sgt. Raymond Moses.
That’s what wrong with society today. We don’t have anybody making bad kids do wall sits until they cry.
Bring back Sgt. Raymond Moses. We need him.
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I got pulled over by a cop that wasn’t power trippin or having a bad day. He just told me what the state law I broke was, gave me a warning and asked me to be mindful in the future. Big blessed.
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I do not want Good Burger 2.
I do not need Good Burger 2.
I did not ask for Good Burger 2.
You bet your ass I’m going to watch Good Burger 2.
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My job: “we want everyone in the office because people are happier and more productive when they can collaborate with colleagues.”
Me: “I’m happier and more productive at home because I’m not spending hours in traffic and wasting time on small talk.”
My job: “shut up, nigga.”
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A newly divorced, middle aged, rich and famous white man going to Vegas seems like a terrible idea tbh
lmao.
That man gonna be on the field full of tequila and gas station dick pills
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Marlon, I hope you see the irony here. You are calling me a Twitter tough guy, all whilst threatening to kill me on Twitter lmao
Get out your feelings, dawg. Derek isn’t going to fuck you like you want him to.
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I text my cousin condolences bc he is a lifelong
@Saints
fan. That man texted back a picture of him in a Bengals hat 😭😭😭😭
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It’s crazy when someone you know BEEN a sucka becomes a cop and starts thinking he a tough guy
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I’m very sorry for what they did to your cousin Harold at the stop light…
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Hello
@stouffers
Could you all please visit the account “raiderharry4” on Instagram. He loves your previously frozen mac and cheese and I think it’d be awesome if you all reached out to him and sent him a care package for his supreme loyalty
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Friendly reminder with NFL starting:
I’m 36. I am not employed by the NFL in any fashion. If you are responding to my tweets, you probably aren’t either. With that said, I’m not fighting you behind any of this shit. Grow up lmao
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DEAR MR. I’M TOO GOOD TO THANK MY LAST TEAM’S FANS
THIS’LL BE THE LAST TWEET THAT I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
No love for
#Raidernation
???? Ok then— This picture perfectly describes
@iAM_JoshJacobs
tenure with the
@Raiders
I don’t need a goodbye letter, or an “insider” trying to explain your feelings to us… bruh
Just move the Fuq on and enjoy being a fake Crip in Greenbay 🙄🙄🙄
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I’ll never forget that time I tweeted to D*r*k C*rr that he wasn’t as good as he and his brothers think, and some random Raider fan responded “don’t talk to Derek like that, YOU SON OF A BITCH!” 😭😭😭 I would do anything to be able to find that tweet
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YES SHE DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL
If you think Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot, you're deluded. She was unarmed and small. All they had to do was arrest Babbitt. They didn't have to kill her. They NEEDED to kill someone, and chose her.
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QBs that change the culture >>>>>
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“Grandpa, what was it like watching Michael Crabtree in 2016”
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Wait until someone threatens to kill you over a player that is no longer on their team…
Am I the only one that finds it extremely weird watching people smash TV’s over a 🏈 game??
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I love
#My600LbLife
because they will lose 8 lbs in 5 months, then look Dr Now right in his face and tell him they followed the diet 100% 😂😂😂😂😂😭
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Deshaun Watson’s contract should be viewed like Jon Gruden’s: A gross outlier made by a traditionally poorly run organization, and not an indication of how to actually do things
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Just your periodic reminder that the United States government has money for literally everything except ordinary American citizens.
BREAKING: US House of Representatives set to vote next week on $17.6 billion of aid to Israel
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You know what’s super dope? DJ Pooh tagging BHS in the post. Low effort, high impact move that lets my nigga the recognition and exposure he deserves.
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No cap, I think the 49ers would have 16 points right now with Derek Carr at QB lmao
He weak as shit
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Will Smith is one of the legendary talents in this world, and he has spent the last few years just letting a bald headed woman humiliate him at every turn. 😢😔
Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals She and Will Smith Have Been Secretly Separated for 7 Years
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They closed the PF Changs in Emeryville. They probably lost 89% of business once Mark Davis moved
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To be real, Mark Davis himself should’ve leaked Gruden’s emails the second he floated the idea of trading Khalil Mack lmao
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“He’s struggling bc his college teammate and guy he’s been dying to play with again is too good.”
You had to be the kid eating glue in class
I have a take, but you need to have a logical brain to understand it. Don't respond unless you meet the criteria.
1 part DC is off this year is because of Adams, he's not used to true
#1
primary to force feed. He's a spread it around guy. DC will have to grow into this more.
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@ComatoseSosa
The kids will also never understand that if you didn’t remind your parents to return the movie on time, they were avoiding Blockbuster for the remainder of time behind that late fee
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TEXANS OUT THERE READY TO SMOKE A NIGGA FOR CJ STROUD
The Saints probably praying somebody come beat up
#4
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Oakland native here.
Warriors - moved to SF solely bc they wanted to. Paid for their own arena. Not city’s fault
Raiders - would’ve been IDIOTS to pass up $750M in subsidies.
A’s - hoping to follow Raiders blueprint.
Also, NO ONE wants to subsidize stadiums in OAK
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Chargers defender: *makes unbelievable play*
Cris Collinsworth: “oh my god Mike, did you see the way Justin Herbert inspired the defense there? They wanted to get the ball back to watch him play QB beautifully and I’m so thankful that they did.” *unzips pants*
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Bob Barker, I love you gang. Whenever I was home sick from school, you was the real nigga teaching me about the retail value of items.
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I don’t know if Chandler Jones is trying to go into the Antonio Brown playbook to get released, but he’s doing it all wrong.
With AB, I think everyone knew what the deal was. With Chandler, it’s like “does he need to be placed on a 72 hour involuntary hold?”
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If I could find a way to get fired at my job and get paid my full salary for the next 4.5 years, I would do it EXPEDITIOUSLY.
McD living my dream
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2 things you can learn from this:
1) be so good that you’re considered invaluable and they make sure you have a place to lend your talents
2) ALWAYS tell your own story. Had I given a cookie cutter exit paper, she woulda told everybody that I left bc I couldn’t handle the work
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It’s kinda crazy to think how Mahomes lost Tyreek Hill and won the SB.
Meanwhile, a QB formerly in the same division who is supposedly much better than him, got the best WR in football and sucked so much ass that he lost his job lmaooooo
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Not only are some of you REALLY stupid when it comes to human decency and the happiness of others, but you’re awfully proud of being stupid as well.
God bless.
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Whoever animated this man sitting on the toilet and shitting INTO his draws is deranged as hell lmao
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All
@ComatoseSosa
IG stories gonna include him sipping a drink at brunch like he a bad bitch 😭😭😭😭
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Mike Thomas is going to be an angry, angry man by Week 7
Derek Carr: "You talk to Mike Thomas and you feel like you two can go out and face the world"
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This telephone scammer just called me looking for my mom. I told him he had the wrong number and he said “Don’t play with me, where is she?”
An argument ensued and I literally said everything EXCEPT I’ll kill him. Now I regret hanging up before making that threat
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