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@ComatoseSosa

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Don’t follow this page. Save your free tweets and just block me back, moe. #RaiderNation #LightTheBeam

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Joined May 2011
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@ComatoseSosa
AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Being grateful for where you are will get you to where you’re going.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
The Chosen Moe 🙏🏽
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The Energy is for Everyone 👶🏽🔥
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The kids these days don’t realize how major this was during our time. It was the Friday night thing to do. Rent a movie, rent a game, eat pizza, and wake up to elite Saturday morning cartoons.
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Grand Opening of the First Blockbuster Video in Hollywood, CA (1990)
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@AuxGod_
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1 year
who has that one chappelle’s show video?
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1 year
Still one of the greatest pics from DC x Baltimore coming together 😂
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Bleacher Report
1 year
KD's IG story for Melo's retirement is comedy 🤣❤️
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Hell of a football player, but still a corny ass nigga for this. Not shocked though.
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Maxx Crosby
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🐐🐐🐐
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6 months
I had to watch Jamarcus Russell, Andrew Walter, and Matt Flynn (2 games lmao) at QB. You’re never going to convince me to stop being a Raiders fan. I’ve literally seen it all 😂
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@ComatoseSosa
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7 months
Get Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, or Jayden Daniels, @Raiders . I don’t care what it costs.
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6 months
If you don't learn anything else from tonight, go get your QB, @Raiders .
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@ComatoseSosa
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8 months
The Raiders really selected Clelin Ferrell over Josh Allen. Disgusting.
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@ComatoseSosa
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2 years
Michael Crabtree being a Raider at one point is probably one of my favorite highlights as a fan.
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@ComatoseSosa
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2 years
Let the jokes fly. I know they’re coming 😂🎓
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23 days
I ain’t Jesus. I’ll never forgive him for this.
@DanSalas19
☠️RAIDER LOC☠️
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The play that made most of #RaiderNation hate Carr 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@ComatoseSosa
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11 months
If your team ain’t 1-0, don’t talk to me.
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7 months
i860 was torch too, with the push button on the side to flip it open. 😂
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AuxGod
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that I730 Nextel went platinum at school
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@ComatoseSosa
AJ/Ace 🏁
1 year
Set my former brodie up with two job interviews, and he didn’t show up to either one. Perfectly healthy, no family emergency, nothing, just “didn’t feel like going.” Quick lessons learned for me though.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
8 months
They got Khalil Mack looking like Clelin Ferrell out there. God is good.
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1 year
Black & brown communities coming together for street justice >>>>>>>
@crazyclipsonly
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Man with a gun hailed hero after saving an elderly Asian man from a carjacker in LA 😳
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1 year
Hear me out
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@AuxGod_
AuxGod
1 year
What’s a good movie that you think would make an even better video game? We’ll start: Carlito’s Way
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2 years
Please stop saying Carr is capable. He is what he is at this point.
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2 years
@1hundredfires_ @_PornFlakes Got it, so we’re not chilling today? Noted.
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2 years
It’s time.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
6 months
She pulled out an inhaler. Beat it, Weezy.
@rosethaaartist
Rose TheArtist
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Fellas what’s the smallest reason you cut a girl off for? This is a safe space. 😌🧐
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@ComatoseSosa
AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
They deleted it, but the person who asked why am I comfortable posting my “Ls.” Here’s your answer: I have no shame in anything that I attempt. My “Ls” are never losses, they’re lessons. When I don’t achieve something I wanted, I get it back 10X better. It always works out.
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7 months
Put it away, Michigan. Get Harbaugh interviewed by the end of the week, @Raiders .
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9 months
I’m not arguing with people in Fresno about Derek Carr. Go find your meth pipe and leave me alone.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
@IAmQuisB @AllThatandMoore Lmfao crying. We need the walkthrough commentary on the Martin episodes 😂😭
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@ComatoseSosa
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1 year
Serious question, how did you expect him to give you a discount on your bills…?
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@ComatoseSosa
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5 months
Gotta throw the whole game away if Kyle Boller is doing this to you 😭
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7 months
@Tripolar_B The Afro Saxons can’t believe it.
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7 months
One of the worst-coached second halves I've ever witnessed.
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2 years
I don’t understand the slander with trading for Adams, but there was so much praise for when they got AB who was older lol. Weird.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
8 months
Cris Collinsworth commentary
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
I didn’t get the position I really wanted 🫤. 4/5 said yes, but one said no. All good, three more interviews lined up. We must keep going.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
I miss @heykayadams on GMFB, or just talking football on TV period 🫤.
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1 year
What basically happened to you, moe.
@NickStillHere
Slick
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Woah woah woah what's going on????
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Elon got my account back from the Twitter grave.
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7 months
Challenge accepted 🌉. Worth it 📸
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6 months
Before you all come in my mentions with dumb shit: Trade school is a great option ≠ College is worthless. College worked for me, but it doesn’t work for everyone, and that’s ok.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Raiders making sound draft decisions sounds so weird to say and hear lol.
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2 years
The Raiders should still be in Oakland. Never letting that go. Mark Davis did The Town mad grimy.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
8 months
On Mother’s Day in Safeway in 2015, this woman was upset she was in the wrong place in line, arguing with me about how my mother should’ve raised me better. She on the phone talking about buying shrimp, so I bought 25 pounds worth of it to ensure she couldn’t have any.
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The Annasthesiologist
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What's the pettiest thing you have ever done? I'll start. Friend of a friend would bring a specific snack to every event/gathering/whatever. She would make a MASSIVE deal about how this was her SIGNATURE recipe & she would NEVER share it, regardless of whether anyone asked. 1/
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2 years
If you needed a reminder
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5 months
He’s more than likely a burn victim, you burlap sack built bitch. You got more stomach than hair, lame ass.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
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Yeah, these cold, moe. Thank you again for the phenomenal pics, GOAT @SirWaveAlot . Thank you, @Peace_LoLa , for the great styling. 🔥🔥🔥
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AJ/Ace 🏁
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Keep your career success off the internet too. If you do share it, be as vague as possible. Niggas will be in your pockets before they congratulate you.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
DJ Akademiks makes content for people with holes in their underwear that haven’t been washed in four days.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Do not trust people who don’t like the song Return of the Mack.
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1 year
I know he fumbled it right after this shot @el_el__ 😂😂😂
@Saints
New Orleans Saints
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👀
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Jesus. Pick up a book, please.
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@woahhvickyyy
Woah Vicky
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Kalmia Harris is a which
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1 year
Superbad, and it’s not close as people think.
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Pineapple Express or Superbad 🤔 Which one you watching first?
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2 years
Happy birthday to my wine mom. I’m glad you liked the flowers 💐.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
7 months
We could argue all day about the broken of system of capitalism, but as a man, it’s on you to provide for yourself and your family. That’s just what it is. Get over it and man up.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Me after too many shots of Mezcal
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Me trying to avoid buying into this Anthony Richardson hype
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Applying for jobs on company time >
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2 years
For those who don’t know, my nephew loves DMX. He once said during an awards ceremony when he was 11 that he wanted to “thank his family, friends, and DMX for putting that dog in him & teaching him how to hustle.” 🤦🏽‍♂️ The guy is off his rocker.
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My wine 🍷 mom is so dope. Love you, moe ♥️
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2 years
You shouldn’t have put your hands on her. Deserve to be fearful of your life. I bet you won’t “lose control” again.
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SixBrownChicks
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Q1. Engaged to a quiet nurse. She disrespected me; I lost control and smacked her. That night, before I could apologize, she woke me up with a syringe at my throat. Her: "THIS is full of air. I could kill you & make it look like a stroke." I'm afraid to leave her. HELP. #SBCCHAT
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AJ/Ace 🏁
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Pedophilia and rape aren’t as heavily punished as other crimes because it’s committed mainly by those in power.
@Syyeda14
Zainab
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Tell me your controversial opinions
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This still makes me laugh to this day 😭
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
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Post the funniest video in your camera roll
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Would you look at that? Hunter GOAT Renfrow is getting the rock again. I want Josh McDaniels banned from the NFL.
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Lmao $100K for this POS. People buy this garbage because they’re fatherless bandwagoners.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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“Call Elon, he’ll get you out!”
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8 months
Don’t come with me to the gun range doing goofy shit like this, please.
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Kirk Cousins is just Derek Carr in Minnesota. He’s been sorry.
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2 years
Taking these off ice finally.
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This political wave since 2016 birthed a bunch of closet racist people to be bold and think they can’t be sparked like the 4th of July. It’s the weirdest thing ever.
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You can dislike 50 all you want, but you can never deny his influence or impact with rap.
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a young fan broke down when he met 50 Cent backstage at this “Final Lap” tour 🥺
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8 months
A lot of you all are stupid. It’s 36.
@calexander310
The Greatest Alexander 🤴🏾
8 months
What’s the answer?? We beefing hard about this in the group chat 🤣
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8 months
Am I really going to subject myself to watching this Raiders game tonight?
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
My mechanic told me that BMW stands for Burn My Wallet, and I’ve been hesitant about them since.
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2 years
If the Raiders win 11 games, I will eat: - Cornbread - Cheesecake - Mint chocolate chip ice cream - In-N-Out burger and fries
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
I made it to the final round out of 400 applicants. I’m so nervous 😭
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AJ/Ace 🏁
5 months
I don’t care how “bougie” you all think I am, I will never be too good for Red Lobster’s biscuits and Outback’s bread 😭
@Parlay_J0E
Parlay Joe
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Which restaurant has the best bread of all time?
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2 years
Don’t care if you don’t like my sports takes. I don’t get paid for them. I’m here to laugh and get these jokes off. Block me, mute me, report me, etc.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
1 year
Nnamdi Asomugha is still one of my favorite corners too. Respect that man.
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8 months
Great defense, Raiders. I can't believe I’m tweeting that lol.
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Raiders Twitter is one of the worst things on this app. JFC.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
@ItsNickFasho Moe, I know that suspension is cooking up and your mentions are WILD 😭
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The Raiders beat the Chiefs…on Christmas?
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2 years
I don’t have anything to promote lol. Be safe back east, crack jokes/joan with your peoples, accomplish your goals, and provide grace to yourselves. 💯💪🏽
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
When I hit the lottery, I am deleting this app. I do not know any of you.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Got a free rental car upgrade being a Raider fan. I’m glad this fanship has paid for more than tears for once.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
7 months
You definitely a lame ass nigga. She ain’t gonna let your corny ass fuck in that incredible Hulk ass fit, welfare 2Pac.
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Lmfao Raiders botched FIVE 1st round picks in a two year (2019-2020) period.
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2 years
Slim...this app is insane.
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5 months
I want this nigga harpooned and jailed.
@FvreignLL
Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰
5 months
😭 Four Loko with MD 2020 is crazy work!
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1 year
HADOUKEN!
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Why can’t we respect French toast, pancakes, and waffles equally? They’re all quality breakfast entities.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
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My mentor is offering me a position to work with him as a senior manager/associate director, unlimited PTO, and it’s 100% remote, but I haven’t been at my current job for a year 😓.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
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I couldn't even finish watching the shit after the first minute because you had the nerve to say within the first minute, “Zeus been pounding the rock harder than Lamar Odom.” What is your problem, moe? 😭😭😭
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AJ/Ace 🏁
2 years
Please stop telling me how I can buy a house in North Dakota or Tennessee instead of living in California. Idc.
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AJ/Ace 🏁
1 year
Same person. Have a great day, everyone.
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2 years
Deebo Samuel about to be a Raider too. 😏
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