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It’s not that serious. || Bayern München Mitglied @esmuellert_ is the 🐐 || JRE Chimp. || Alopecia. || #LiftHeavyBeKind #Gemeinsam ÖSTERREICH #HappilyMarried
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The clash of titans, the battle of high lines, Bayern vs Barcelona.
The Barcelona fan base need to be reminded to stay HUMBLE.
(UCL comp by
@mrfischerl
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@weirddalle
Someone told him he could get it done quicker if he did coke but he misunderstood
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@TrollFootball
Can barely see the girl behind but she’s clearly way hotter than the one he’s taking a photo with 😂
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Szymon Marciniak Anthony Taylor
🤝
Robbing German teams in the biggest games of the season
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@minazu333
Man, I was like, this is good to see. Finally someone asking and doing the right thing… Then I kept reading. Throw him under the jail.
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My generation: 50 cent hospitalized after being shot 9 times.
Your generation: Lil Xan hospitalized after eating 9 bags of hot Cheetos.
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@fiago7
These are not genuine talents. All top U20 players play for a top college that won’t allow them to risk injury playing in this.
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@xbtGBH
He really just thinking to himself “if I hold out just a little longer things will change”
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@centregoals
@TimesSport
Imagine McGregor was a Tottenham fan and just front kicked Saka’s knee backwards 😂😭
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We Bayern fans constantly see that Bryan Zaragoza is shorter than the other players, so I decided to make a list of the current Bayern Munich squad by height (in centimeters).
Really puts the squad into perspective.
🔴⚪️
👍🏼 & 🔂
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If you’re a Bayern/football fan and I’m not following you back, just like this tweet and I will. I get too many bot/spam accounts and sometimes miss real ones. 🤝
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@iMiaSanMia
@BILD
Thomas Müller not being here is a complete sham. One of the most decorated players to ever play the game. Second most assists in all of football. Fourth most appearances for the German NT, won everything there is to win for club and country. Don’t disrespect my goat.
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@KSI
These fights are always filled with people I’ve never heard of, but somehow it’s “influencer” boxing.
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@gatolletaz
@prayvesus
I just tried this and it says “settings failed to save” couldn’t turn off calling or switch to enhanced privacy.
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@MissSassbox
“Crazy man. Diddy gave me this car yesterday and the damn brake pedal just fell off”
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@t_sadiity
If they don’t have anything, why would you encourage kids to these people? So that more kids can grow up in poverty and disadvantaged? Make it make sense.
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@fiago7
Nah, Dortmund was leading. Then the sporting count got involved, then they lead. Then Dortmund evened the playing field.
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@iMiaSanMia
@Sky_Torben
I’ve done this walk before. He shit himself and is squeezing the cheeks to keep it from getting worse
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@iMiaSanMia
@kunzaldo
Hahahahah this the most cringe I’ve ever seen from a Bayern choreo wtf
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This is my idea of a 10/10 Bayern window.
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@Footasylum
@DannyAaronsFUT
Bruh went up against a PR monster. We knew he’d get second, just like Haaland got robbed by Messi. He 100% made the series.
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@TrollFootball
Only 2 teams from La Liga have won the UCL. 3 have won it from the Bundesliga, 3 from Serie A, 5 from the Prem, and Ligue 1 are the only top 5 league to have less teams win it than La Liga (1). Just so we’re all on the same page.
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@ItsKennyatta
@Dexerto
Cult classics? Skyrim and Fallout average millions of monthly players over a decade after their games released. Only one even coming close is rockstar thanks to GTAV.
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@RealLathan
With headphones on, too. They weren’t trying to make a new friend or anything, just straight being weird for the vibes.
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@fiago7
They’ve won so many games with pinpoint passing and this game they can’t find the broadside of a barn.
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@thomassist25_
Bro IMAGINE if people found out the Kane deal went through as the team was coming onto the field for the first time 😂
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@Sidemen
@angryginge13
“One of our (wealthy) contestants (also wealthy) wants something for free, thanks!” Get real.
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@iMiaSanMia
@cc_eckner
@ESPNFC
Unpopular opinion: you can’t base NT results on a managers ability with a club. With a club you have your players every day and not just for a few weeks a year.
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@kirawontmiss
I work 7-3s and it’s dope. Have time for the gym and games, etc before having to sleep. 9-5 is the worst.
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@GRAnDplalAYEr
@TrollFootball
How is it cap? The girl on the photo has a hideous face and her body looks fake.
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@ii_analyze
@InternetH0F
Yeah, but to repost it as if it just happened is misleading and lazy.
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@iMiaSanMia
In fairness, Uli should’ve shown more respect to a club legend, despite his many mistakes as CEO.
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@iMiaSanMia
@kerry_hau
W. Now Bayern need to do the same. Sell Sané, extend Musi, and let the upcoming goat claim the
#10
.
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@DannyAarons
Not one reply is real. That’s insane. Apparently everyone got banger presents. My worst, don’t have a picture, was a pair of socks that say on the bottom “Do Not Disturb” and “I’m watching football” Cool concept, but I don’t wear socks at home so it was a bad gift.
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@Snowden
Because it’s a hangout. It’s not just dead air. You communicate with other people in chat, sometimes the streamer as well. It’s a community. You don’t get the same community from YouTube videos.
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“Kiel are trash, Bayern can only score against shit teams” hold that, Pharmakusen
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@NimraAliKhan_
@OvOBrezzzy
H20, also known as water, is a fluid used by all life forms in order to live.
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@fiago7
These players are from different worlds and lives. They’re being forced to follow more strict rules and laws and much less fans/viewership, all for a paycheck. Apparently the money isn’t worth it.
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@angryginge13
She has a bad case of main character syndrome for someone I’ve never heard of before locked in.
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@DarkViperAU
You’ve made a lot of bold claims and wild accusations, but this one is too far, Matto. Too far.
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@BavarianFBWorks
Would be perfect. We’d get a trophy, a better coach, and his reputation wouldn’t be ruined so he could still find a new job.
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Tel is one of few players that view Bayern as his dream club. Not a stepping stone, not a paycheck, his literal dream club. He plays for the badge and the
#MiaSanMia
of being a Bayern member. He’s played out of position and given little game time. Given proper chance and
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@ZerkaaHD
@Sidemen
An England trip, but with all of the sidemen in full costume, as to not be recognized in public. Like those realistic masks and stuff. Idk what the task/event would be, but just you guys being able to enjoy privacy in public again. Would be an interesting watch. Maybe I’m just
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@fiago7
Doesn’t help when his teammates never find him + pass the ball backwards after every successful dribble he has lol
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@fiago7
As a Bayern fan, I’m a fan of the Bundesliga. It doesn’t matter if it’s 1860, RBL, or BVB, I’m rooting for them on the European stage. While despising them in the BL. 🫡
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@iMiaSanMia
@Plettigoal
@kerry_hau
If he’s going on loan, we better be loaning him to a German language school. Based on footage I’ve seen, Bryan is twice the baller of Führich.
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@hourly_shitpost
Nah. Just makes it more satisfying to rub our heads. Somehow feels softer lol
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@iMiaSanMia
This makes no sense to me. We’ve got other players that could’ve played instead of playing him through injury. Maybe he wouldn’t have been a half season flop (again) if they’d have just tried other people out on the wing.
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@iMiaSanMia
Absolute king. I’m so happy he’s on the squad now. Time to start the best chapter of his career!
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Anyone saying “we should’ve sold Goretzka or Gnabry instead” is a child that doesn’t know how business works. They wanted to sell them both, but the players are under contract and can deny leaving. Not to mention there isn’t a market for them, which would financially benefit
Max Eberl: "FC Bayern would like to thank Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui for the successful time we spent together. Matthijs is a player who always gives his all and leaves his heart on the pitch - fans will never forget his decisive tackle in the Champions League
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@TheJacobMay_
Bro go to any beach in Europe or any river swimming area, it’s not just Americans. People love being in or around water and they don’t care how many other people are there. The thing that’s more uniquely American is large public swimming pools. That’s not as popular over here.
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@Sky_Torben
Tuchel: “Okay, Matthijs, Dayot. I’m gonna need you both to act hurt. We need to force the board into more signings.”
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