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@ColtonOgburn
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The guy eternally trapped in ScreenCrush's small television but I don't know it so please don't tell me.
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Yet another example of Disney's woke skin color changing agenda. The Hulk is GREEN! Real comic fans know that. Yet Disney has changed his skin color to red to promote their communist agenda. Sad.
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Don't let this guy ruin your fun. A few years ago he would've been creaming his pants and sobbing over THAT cameo. He's a bitter grifter now who can't show love for Star Wars because his new far-right friends won't like him anymore if he did. Sad.
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I truly did not anticipate the large number of people who have zero ability to pick up on the most obvious of sarcasm. My faith in humanity continues to plummet.
Yet another example of Disney's woke skin color changing agenda. The Hulk is GREEN! Real comic fans know that. Yet Disney has changed his skin color to red to promote their communist agenda. Sad.
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The Acolyte doesn't violate one solitary thing in Star Wars canon, and I'll gladly debate anyone who says differently.
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With Luke Cage being official MCU canon, I'm excited to see the backstory of how Cottonmouth becomes Blade.
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Make a Captain Carter movie or series with her being sent on missions throughout the multiverse by The Watcher. I understand that's kind of What If is doing, but I'd love to see Haylee Atwell do it in live-action. She's been in the MCU since Phase 1, it's time!
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@heavyspoilers I'm dead serious, idk what you're talking about, the radical left agenda has to be stopped.
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@ryanarey I love Man of Steel, I love this scene, I love the self sacrifice Pa Kent was prepared to deliver to protect his son. But, I STILL don't know why Clark's ultimate decision wasn't to save his father from certain DEATH. Respect? Fear? Idk. So I can see how this was a turnoff.
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@realswtheory I used to look up to you. You spoke out against the jerks that shittalked the prequels and said they weren't true Star Wars. You've become the very thing you swore to destroy. I know Hidalgo being a prick to you probably started all of this, but you've gotta let go of your hate.
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I love my wife. So it would be incredibly unfair and irresponsible of me to take on the dangerous life of a superhero.
Spend a night with Sydney Sweeney or Become Spider-Man and gain all his powers
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Dude calls himself a journalist but doesn't know that a vocal liberal & comic book movie commentator is being sarcastic when he calls Red Hulk part of a woke commie agenda. Homie, if you can't do basic research before crafting a tweet, then you shouldn't be writing news articles.
It’s a comic book character called the “red hulk”. Not a “communist agenda” 🙄
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I'm convinced now more than ever that the fall of Star Wars fandom and the rise of Tumpism are connected. We don't teach critical thinking skills in this country and it has created a loud minority of morons.
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It's really a shame we didn't get to see Black Adam wreck this dumb motherfucker.
.@ZacharyLevi: “I'm not voting for Donald Trump. I'm voting for Donald Trump, Bobby Kennedy, Tulsi Gabbard, Vivek Ramaswamy, Elon Musk, JD Vance, and everyone else they will bring in on this team.".
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@realswtheory You know very well that I don't have a problem with someone disliking this show. Hell, I disliked some of it. You decided before it even came out that you weren't going to like it. You're consumed with hate. When your critique is "lesbian witches" you've got no leg to stand on.
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@heavyspoilers It's honestly surprising how dense some people are. I did it for a laugh, I had no idea some would take it seriously. Wild.
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Attention ScreenCrushers, your leader is dead by my hand. I am your new easter egg king. Kneel!
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Genuinely curious as to what's "woke" about this show. Because it had girls? Because there were POC? Because those witches were probably fucking? Is that what makes it "woke" according to you guys?.
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@UTDGabriel_ Please point to me where Ki-Adi Mundi or the Jedi Council learned that it was a Sith or dark side wielder? I'll wait. The entire point of that line was that he was WRONG. Stop being purposely dense.
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This month, December 3rd to be exact, marked 3 full years of working with @ryanarey and ScreenCrush. This job has changed my life. Thank you all so much for your support and allowing me to have my dream job. Let's have another great year! . PS: Fuck HeavySpoilers.
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Congratulations to @ryanarey on an AMAZING live show. This guy right here works SO HARD every single day to put out some of the best fandom content on YouTube. Very lucky to have him as a mentor, but even more lucky to call him my friend.
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Wahhhhhh, Star Wars has "lesbian witches".Wahhhhhhh, they said "they".Wahhhhhhhh, The Boys has been making fun of me the entire time and I was too fucking stupid to realize it. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get laid.
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To those of you who use the term "M She U" unironically, why're you scared of women my dude? They don't bite. Actually sometimes they do and it's great.
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@oddjob1138 There are no fucking Disney retcons. The stuff that is now Legends was never G-canon.
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To anyone who suffers with depression, anxiety, etc; know you're not alone. I'm in New York fucking City during Comic Con and couldn't bring myself to leave my hotel room yesterday. But today's a little better and I'm out and about. Love y'all, thanks for the daily encouragement!.
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Guys guys guys, king grift called me a shill! Can I get my check now, Mickey?.
@ColtonOgburn Or maybe the show is just shit. you intolerable shill.
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Clearly @realswtheory is the one who knows nothing about Star Wars lore or storytelling. Yoda probably DID sense what happened. But even if he didn't, that would be in line with the prequels. "The dark side clouds everything" is a direct line from Yoda TO Palpatine.
What does everyone think of Yoda unable to sense the deaths or lies? 🫨🫨🫨
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The Acolyte's only "agenda" was to make a great Star Wars show. They didn't quite accomplish that, but they tried. These accusations of an "agenda" are the same nonsensical talking points these drooling knuckle draggers always go to.
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Most of these whiney fucks decided a long time ago, before even the first trailer, that they were going to hate The Acolyte. They love to complain and play victim. These losers are the definition of everything they claim to hate. This toxic faction has ruined Star Wars fandom.
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I know @heavyspoilers didn't just put @MasterTainment in a fucking tv. This means war. I'm going to start talking with a stupid accent and saying "theory time."
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Officially 50 pounds down from when I started back in June. 50 more to go.
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It's been brought to my attention that the radical left actually made Hulk red back in 2008, the same year Obama became President. Coincidence? I think not.
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People are so misinformed. I was buying a gun yesterday, and as I was filling out the paperwork, the salesman said "if you lie on this form you risk federal prosecution, unless your names is Hunter Biden!" . Hunter Biden was convicted by his dad's DOJ for lying on a gun form.
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ScreenCrush crew and co. Minus Ryan Arey who I have overthrown and banished. (He's on vacation)
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@NikkiHaleyFan02 Because land doesn't vote, people do. There are far more people in those blue areas. One little blue dot on this map has a bigger population size than the seas of red combined.
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@atrupar That's what you say in professional speaking when you're verbally quoting someone in a speech. If you had buckled down in high school you'd know that.
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I've said it once, I'll say it again. We do NOT live in the main timeline. #RDJDoom #AvengersDoomsday #SDCC2024
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@oddjob1138 You think the Jedi being at fault for their own downfall because of hubris is a Disney thing?! Have you never seen a Star Wars movie or listened to George Lucas discuss the films?.
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I've had some comment that I shouldn't talk politics on twitter because I may lose followers and career oprrutunites. Let me be as clear as I possibly can. I'll live in a box on the fucking street before I stop speaking truth to power.
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The one and only @MasterTainment joined me on Asking For A Friend! We talk New Rockstars, HeavySpoilers, theory crafting, The Flash being the greatest movie ever made, and more!
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These morons don't seem to understand that just because WE the audience know the Sith are active, doesn't mean the Jedi know. It's clear none of them even watched the show.
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"The Sith are hiding in the shadows during this time! They shouldn't be out and about revealing themselves in The Acolyte!". *Plagueis is scene hiding in the shadows*. "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY IS HE JUST CREEPING AROUND IN THE SHADOWS?!".
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ScreenCrush is my home! I'm only doing videos on my personal channel that we aren't doing on ScreenCrush. So don't worry, I'm not going anywhere! Unless Doug fires me, or if HeavySpoilers offers me a lot of money.
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It was so great to finally meet (in person) the people (and dog) that I work with every day! Can't wait to come back. PS: I have no idea what all of these "he's out of the TV" comments are about. Y'all sound like my neighbor, Truman Burbank. Crazies.
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#Andor may be the best Star Wars since the original trilogy. I love Revenge of the Sith, Clone Wars, Rebels, Force Awakens, Rogue One, Mandalorian, etc. But Andor is just on another level. It’s exploration of the exploitation of the working class & fascistic rule is brilliant.
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We had a very productive in-person meeting outlining the future of ScreenCrush. Can't wait for you guys to see what we have coming. Thank you @ryanarey for bringing this great team together. You're like Nick Fury. And I'm Black Widow, obviously.
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I'm thankful for a job I adore. I've cut down dead trees, driven tractors, operated conveyor belts, worked front desk at a hotel, been a security guard, substitute teacher, PA on movie sets, you name it. It wasn't until ScreenCrush that I was finally able to say I LOVE my job.
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Little weight loss update. I've lost 30 pounds since starting this journey In June. 70 more to goooooo. .
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Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis! #TheAcolyte.
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I want to be super clear that this was a JOKE and I adore Paul and MT over at @heavyspoilers. Two of the absolute best and they inspire me daily. This was my lame attempt at busting their balls. Plus his accent is sexy as hell.
I know @heavyspoilers didn't just put @MasterTainment in a fucking tv. This means war. I'm going to start talking with a stupid accent and saying "theory time."
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He's ALREADY saying they're cheating. He is the whiniest fuck on the planet.
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@CollinRugg No fuck face, this father, like any father, hopes and prays that his daughters will never have to have an abortion. But he wants them to live in a country where if they need one, they can get one, and aren't forced to bleed out in a hospital waiting room.
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Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are pretty fucking terrible by most metrics; especially the pacing, writing, dialogue, and acting. But I adore those movies and watch them at least once a year. They feel like art-house films that buck trends, just like The Acolyte.
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Right-wingers will call anything they dislike "woke." . "Ah man, I asked for no mustard! This turkey sandwich is fucking woke!".
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Well would you look at that, I did another viral tweet and I didn't even have to shit on Star Wars Theory.
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@oddjob1138 Obi: His abilities have made him arrogant. Yoda: Yes. A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves. Even the older, more experienced ones. Palpatine: Your arrogance blinds you master Yoda. The entire point of the prequels is the Jedi were blind.
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