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Intolerable shill

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Joined July 2011
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@ColtonOgburn
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Correct opinions are my own.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Don't let this guy ruin your fun. A few years ago he would've been creaming his pants and sobbing over THAT cameo. He's a bitter grifter now who can't show love for Star Wars because his new far-right friends won't like him anymore if he did. Sad.
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@ColtonOgburn
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The Acolyte doesn't violate one solitary thing in Star Wars canon, and I'll gladly debate anyone who says differently.
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@ColtonOgburn
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With Luke Cage being official MCU canon, I'm excited to see the backstory of how Cottonmouth becomes Blade.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Make a Captain Carter movie or series with her being sent on missions throughout the multiverse by The Watcher. I understand that's kind of What If is doing, but I'd love to see Haylee Atwell do it in live-action. She's been in the MCU since Phase 1, it's time!
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@ColtonOgburn
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ScreenCrush crew!
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@ColtonOgburn
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@ryanarey I love Man of Steel, I love this scene, I love the self sacrifice Pa Kent was prepared to deliver to protect his son. But, I STILL don't know why Clark's ultimate decision wasn't to save his father from certain DEATH. Respect? Fear? Idk. So I can see how this was a turnoff.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@realswtheory I used to look up to you. You spoke out against the jerks that shittalked the prequels and said they weren't true Star Wars. You've become the very thing you swore to destroy. I know Hidalgo being a prick to you probably started all of this, but you've gotta let go of your hate.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I'm convinced now more than ever that the fall of Star Wars fandom and the rise of Tumpism are connected. We don't teach critical thinking skills in this country and it has created a loud minority of morons.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@realswtheory You know very well that I don't have a problem with someone disliking this show. Hell, I disliked some of it. You decided before it even came out that you weren't going to like it. You're consumed with hate. When your critique is "lesbian witches" you've got no leg to stand on.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@HouseofFireand2 It doesn't contradict shit
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@ColtonOgburn
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@UTDGabriel_ He said as 3 fucking Sith Lord's were mere miles away.
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@ColtonOgburn
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One of the greatest comic book movies ever made. #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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@ColtonOgburn
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@208Dav Not anymore. All is does now is talk shit a grift.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Let's fucking goooooo! #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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@ColtonOgburn
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NOW THIS IS FUCKING STAR WARS!!!! #TheAcolyte
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@ColtonOgburn
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@UTDGabriel_ Please point to me where Ki-Adi Mundi or the Jedi Council learned that it was a Sith or dark side wielder? I'll wait. The entire point of that line was that he was WRONG. Stop being purposely dense.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@BigHeat34 Yeah Lucas never considered any of it canon
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@ColtonOgburn
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Congratulations to @ryanarey on an AMAZING live show. This guy right here works SO HARD every single day to put out some of the best fandom content on YouTube. Very lucky to have him as a mentor, but even more lucky to call him my friend.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Wahhhhhh, Star Wars has "lesbian witches" Wahhhhhhh, they said "they" Wahhhhhhhh, The Boys has been making fun of me the entire time and I was too fucking stupid to realize it. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Get laid.
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@ColtonOgburn
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7 months
To those of you who use the term "M She U" unironically, why're you scared of women my dude? They don't bite. Actually sometimes they do and it's great.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@oddjob1138 There are no fucking Disney retcons. The stuff that is now Legends was never G-canon.
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Avengers Endgame called it years ago
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@ColtonOgburn
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Guys guys guys, king grift called me a shill! Can I get my check now, Mickey?
@realswtheory
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@ColtonOgburn Or maybe the show is just shit...you intolerable shill
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@ColtonOgburn
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Clearly @realswtheory is the one who knows nothing about Star Wars lore or storytelling. Yoda probably DID sense what happened. But even if he didn't, that would be in line with the prequels. "The dark side clouds everything" is a direct line from Yoda TO Palpatine.
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What does everyone think of Yoda unable to sense the deaths or lies? 🫨🫨🫨
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@ColtonOgburn
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Most of these whiney fucks decided a long time ago, before even the first trailer, that they were going to hate The Acolyte. They love to complain and play victim. These losers are the definition of everything they claim to hate. This toxic faction has ruined Star Wars fandom.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@atrupar That's what you say in professional speaking when you're verbally quoting someone in a speech. If you had buckled down in high school you'd know that.
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@ColtonOgburn
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@oddjob1138 You think the Jedi being at fault for their own downfall because of hubris is a Disney thing?! Have you never seen a Star Wars movie or listened to George Lucas discuss the films?
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Weight loss update: 20 pounds down in 7 weeks!
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@ColtonOgburn
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These morons don't seem to understand that just because WE the audience know the Sith are active, doesn't mean the Jedi know. It's clear none of them even watched the show.
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@ColtonOgburn
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"The Sith are hiding in the shadows during this time! They shouldn't be out and about revealing themselves in The Acolyte!" *Plagueis is scene hiding in the shadows* "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY IS HE JUST CREEPING AROUND IN THE SHADOWS?!"
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@ColtonOgburn
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The one and only @MasterTainment joined me on Asking For A Friend! We talk New Rockstars, HeavySpoilers, theory crafting, The Flash being the greatest movie ever made, and more!
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@ColtonOgburn
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I've had some comment that I shouldn't talk politics on twitter because I may lose followers and career oprrutunites. Let me be as clear as I possibly can. I'll live in a box on the fucking street before I stop speaking truth to power.
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@ColtonOgburn
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9 months
It was so great to finally meet (in person) the people (and dog) that I work with every day! Can't wait to come back. PS: I have no idea what all of these "he's out of the TV" comments are about. Y'all sound like my neighbor, Truman Burbank. Crazies.
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@ColtonOgburn
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ScreenCrush is my home! I'm only doing videos on my personal channel that we aren't doing on ScreenCrush. So don't worry, I'm not going anywhere! Unless Doug fires me, or if HeavySpoilers offers me a lot of money.
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@ColtonOgburn
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#Andor may be the best Star Wars since the original trilogy. I love Revenge of the Sith, Clone Wars, Rebels, Force Awakens, Rogue One, Mandalorian, etc. But Andor is just on another level. It’s exploration of the exploitation of the working class & fascistic rule is brilliant.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I'm thankful for a job I adore. I've cut down dead trees, driven tractors, operated conveyor belts, worked front desk at a hotel, been a security guard, substitute teacher, PA on movie sets, you name it. It wasn't until ScreenCrush that I was finally able to say I LOVE my job.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis, Plagueis! #TheAcolyte
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@ColtonOgburn
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@arninten64 I'm mixed on it. Overall recommend though. The finale was great.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are pretty fucking terrible by most metrics; especially the pacing, writing, dialogue, and acting. But I adore those movies and watch them at least once a year. They feel like art-house films that buck trends, just like The Acolyte.
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@Kreamynal Eh, not really. I didn't like TLJ, ROS, Book of Boba Fett, Ahsoka, or Kenobi.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Wtf did I just watch? #SecretInvasion
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@oddjob1138 Obi: His abilities have made him arrogant. Yoda: Yes. A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves. Even the older, more experienced ones. Palpatine: Your arrogance blinds you master Yoda. The entire point of the prequels is the Jedi were blind.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I’m not saying they “should” make Pattinson the DCU Batman. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be mad about it. It’d be nice not to have yet ANOTHER Batman. I mean 2 Batman film franchises running at once? Eh. Pattinson is great. Plus he’s close in age to the Superman Gunn teased.
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@ColtonOgburn
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This should've been the reveal of the year--but we all saw it coming and not a single gasp was heard.
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Secret Invasion (2023)
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@ColtonOgburn
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I nominate Bernie fucking Sanders
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Doug/Arey '24
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@ColtonOgburn
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@ryanarey The Anakin guy is the Dark Vader guy from the old movies
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@ColtonOgburn
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You know why Star Wars Legends is called Legends? Because it's not fucking canon. You know what is canon? Whatever Lucasfilm says is canon, including The Acolyte--which has not broken any canon, it's merely broken your assumptions.
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A Feige rework. Original cast returning, including Bullseye. First 3 seasons confirmed canon. Loki season 2 director. The Punisher season 1 writer. #DaredevilBornAgain is going to be phenomenal.
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That finale was AWESOME. The show as a whole would have been better if the series was about 6 episodes, it would have tightened things up. But as I said last week, if this show stuck the landing, it'd be a good Star Wars. And it did just that. #TheAcolyte
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@ColtonOgburn
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I'd personally like to welcome back the Grand Admiral, Mr. Blue. #Ahsoka #Thrawn
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@ColtonOgburn
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I always put a figure in Granny's nativity scene. Last year was Doctor Strange, this year, Yoda.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I was going to call off today because I'm drowning in my own mucus. But when Deadpool & Wolverine come, we all come! ...to work.
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Shoutout to the ScreenCrush team for cutting around my excessive sniffling and sneezing in this Deadpool breakdown. And no, I didn't build a snowman.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I think the actress playing Mae is far better than the one playing Osha.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I made this like 4 years ago! And now the time has come. #Deadpool3Trailer
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@ColtonOgburn
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Happy birthday to the dude who signs my paycheck
@ryanarey
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Today is Doug’s birthday!
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@ColtonOgburn
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It really is a true honor to be even somewhat in the same orbit as these people. @ryanarey @heavyspoilers @MasterTainment @WhitneyPuppy @tommybechtold @BaneWruse @HeatherAntos @shishurao @HarrietLengel and the many, many others who wisely aren't on Twitter.
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I think I may have hit a nerve.
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I can't tell you how much I adore @tommybechtold and @WhitneyPuppy . Best in the biz.
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WOW, @ColtonOgburn @tommybechtold @WhitneyPuppy You guys destroyed the trolls in this one, and broke down how this show supports canon.
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@ColtonOgburn
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I want to thank my mom, and Jesus.
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I want to thank all of you and the entire SCREENCRUSH team for making us the most highly-viewed Deadpool trailer breakdown on YouTube right now! You guys made this happen and I’m so grateful for all of you.
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@ColtonOgburn
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Hello there!
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@ColtonOgburn
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@_Ames32_ What are you talking about? Please point me to to a living Jedi (besides Vernestra who is covering it up) that knows about the Sith's return?
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I was so nervous during my presentation. I'd never spoken in front of a crowd before. I skipped class on days I knew we had to read aloud, I had shaky hands during class presentations, etc. But after the live show, I feel like I've conquered a fear. I'm ready for my Eras Tour.
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Certified fresh
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I love me some Sam Raimi, but MoM wasn't the best, not bad, but not great. Can't we just let the Russos do Avengers 5 and Secret Wars and have a big universal sigh of relief?
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I don't get the "you live with your mom!" insult. I wish I lived with my mom, because paying my mortgage sucks ass.
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Why are two women who use the force to make children negatively referred to as "lesbian witches." But Plaguise and Palpatine try the same exact same thing and they aren't called "gay Sith."
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@ColtonOgburn
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It's true
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@realswtheory @ColtonOgburn Colton over there like—
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@ColtonOgburn
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My Grammy got me this cool Wolverine shirt.
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I fucking love movies that mention Spider-Man! Fuck the ones he's actually in. I want vaguely mentioned but never seen Spider-Man! Said no one ever.
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Spider-Man will reportedly be mentioned in Sony’s ‘KRAVEN THE HUNTER’ film 👀 (via @Cryptic4KQual )
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@heavyspoilers Man that cake tasted like ass
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Gotta love being personally attacked by one side of fandom for liking The Acolyte, and now being personally attacked by the other side for disliking the most recent episode. This fandom is fucked.
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Right-wingers blaming the left for the shooting is crazy. We can't call Trump a threat to democracy because some loon might shoot him? You fuckers stormed the Capitol, nearly killed Pelosi's husband, Trump said if he lost there would be a "bloodbath." He started this mess.
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Looks like I started the fire. How Mae of me.
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Being called a Marvel hater and a Marvel shill in the same video's comment section is always wild.
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. @MasterTainment and I need to start a podcast called "The Sidekicks"
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I was off today for a doc appt, and I found myself missing my team. Thank you all for allowing @ryanarey , myself, and the whole SC team do what we love.
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Shoutout to @ryanarey for buying the ScreenCrush crew lunch today🤘
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@ColtonOgburn
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What happened today was horrible and abhorrent. But it changes NOTHING about the facts of this race, and the danger that is Donald Trump.
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This is me in 2016. Team Batman as you can see. I've gained more than a 100lbs since then. Recently I learned that the bulk of the weight is due to a major hormone imbalance. I'm getting treatment for this deficiency & I'll be hitting the gym & taking meds to help. Stay tuned...
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If @HeavySpoilers doesn't tweet this out, then he's a Tory.
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@Suggsnotdrugs @oddjob1138 Their hubris and over confidence resulted in them not seeing the enemy looking them right in the eye.
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I got new shoes and I can go super fast in them. I'm like the wind.
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Trump is already hinting that he won't debate the new nominee. What a fucking coward.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 34 ha's
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I never realized how many people thought Ned opened a portal to Peter 2 and 3's universes. No my friends, they were brought into the MCU along with the villains earlier in the film.
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I ADORE the prequels. Revenge of the Sith may very well be my favorite Star Wars ever. But it's so rich to hear prequel diehards criticize The Acolyte for bad dialogue. Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and even Revenge of the Sith have horrible pacing and atrocious dialogue.
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To everyone asking, @ryanarey has been in the bathroom.
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Please recast Luke & Leia, bring back Ehrenreich as Solo, and do a trilogy that takes place between the original and the sequels. Han, Luke, & Leia ARE Star Wars. Chewie, R2, & 3PO too. Mando & Grogu could cameo. Ewan & Hayden as force ghosts. Just don’t fuck it up this time.
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Not to be that guy, but, he didn't actually say that he's a Sith.
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@ColtonOgburn
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4 months
I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE EXTENDED FOOTAGE AT #CINEMACON Shared what I saw with @ryanarey here!
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Make a movie, or even a Disney+ series or "special presentation" of Thanos attacking Xandar and obtaining the Power Stone. This would be a perfect way to give us more Thanos, a glimpse back at the Infinity Saga days, and an origin story for a great Marvel character, Nova.
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What if #MadameWeb ends like Loki and has her sit down on the throne of the Web of Life and Destiny. And Loki is like, "sup."
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@ColtonOgburn
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3 months
All my life #May4thBeWithYou
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@ColtonOgburn
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I'm starting a new podcast right here on Twitter, my personal YouTube channel, and wherever you listen to podcasts. Keep an eye on your DM's my fellow talking heads, writers, artists, & former candy factory security guards--I've got questions! (asking for a friend)
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