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@Colossal_Joe

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I make an incredible breakfast sandwich.

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Joined January 2019
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@WhitneyCummings I was way off when I thought comedians job was to make us laugh.
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@DwyaneWade When you don’t really get it but want to be in on the fun.
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@MosesStorm Imagine taxpayers getting their money back to use on things they need. Wild concept.
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@Variety Damn. Do you know how many married guys that dude helped out.
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@TheAthletic Those UCONN championships carry the same weight as KD’s championship with Golden State
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ESPN refusing to acknowledge/credit @MichaelRyanRuiz is hilarious and discredits as a company even more.
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Miami officially announced the hiring of HC Mario Cristobal.
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@NewRockstars One is dead the other is sitting on a chair with the best entertainment imaginable.
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If @billyeichner doesn’t win an award for Timon, the system is broken.
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@Justalexbennett When you don’t wanna tell your wife that you wish she wasn’t there.
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@bertkreischer Rogan’s going to make them wrestle.
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@mikerenner_ They dodged a bullet.
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@therealsupes It needs to be a Luis minute trying to catch Wolverine up.
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@stoolpresidente 😂😂😂😂
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@kontentkim @thereallisaann This picture will live in Mr Bennett's dreams forever.
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@BarstoolChief Having a party and only inviting the people that think like you is the most Notre Dame thing you could do.
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@ChrisRRegan Space Force
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@nbcsnl Me waiting for the Madame Web skit
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@whitesox You can put it in the coooorrrrnnnn, YES!!
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@VivaLaStool This could be 1/4 of the company
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@KFCBarstool You don’t get rich by giving money away.
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@BarstoolChief So you want the Chicago Bears to have Andy Dalton tutor a young raw prospect and turn him into....Andy Dalton?
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This is the closest I’ve seen to a normal reaction to all this.
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Anyone in the barstool office who wants to have an opinion on this drama better check the dark corners of their own closets for skeletons. People date people, people date exes. Things get awkward. Thats life. This is no exception
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@MichaelRyanRuiz as the kids say, I wasn't in the right emotional state to hear this information.
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@ThomasFaiella @franklinleonard @FTI_US More likely it’s a place holder until all this dies down and then she’ll go back to work.
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@VivaLaStool @holy_schnitt @marty_mush @holy_schnitt for legal purposes make sure to say 9, 999.
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32 years old. @BarstoolBigCat @BWalkerSEC @PicksCentral banning together to force @marty_mush to shave his head, have made my night.
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@PFTCommenter Followed by tomorrows game of who has allergy’s
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@CNBC Lol this is going to backfire HARD. Older people will cancel them because their are the ones using it. Young kids won’t buy because tik tok and YouTube are free.
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@BarstoolsTweets @barstoolsports Orrr he jumped off the seat.
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@rejectedscooper End credits scene?
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@hen_ease Ohhh Hank. Give it a week
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@DanaBeers_ @KayceSmith She 100% is sick and tired of friends asking her what you do and not having an answer.
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@SBNation @unstoppablebaby @StephenCurry30 @KlayThompson Wish I had one of those chairs at my office.
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@cosmic_marvel The sky….is blue
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That moment when Shuri becomes Black Panther and goes to visit her big brother and dad.
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@DonnieDoesWorld @Billyhottakes @1stbestMA_ When the hell did you get jacked?
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Hate all you want people. I’m fucking pumped for these sequels. They’re going to be sick!
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From the set of the sequels: @ZoeSaldana , Sam Worthington, Kate Winslet, and Cliff Curtis taking a break from underwater performance capture for a quick photo! Fun fact: Much of the performance capture took place in this 900,000 gallon tank, built specifically for the sequels.
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@RobbieBarstool The Fast and Furious 2 fast 2 furious Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift Fast and Furious Fast Five
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@KFCBarstool Outside of NY, not everyone hates themselves.
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@JNics415 Dear @LoveIsland , please make this happen. I will figure out where and what you are just to watch this. I’m sure there are others.
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THE JASON MAMOA COMMERCIAL!!!!! #SuperBowlCommercials
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@yedoye_ @zackfox Tape measure next to the bed
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This is what it’s like to grind young ones. Learn from it
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Wiggle dicked myself into a hernia @holy_schnitt
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@barstoolcarl I love that Carl understands how wonderfully weird this is.
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@LightsCameraPod @THR I hope it opens with explaining how the fuck he landed her
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@DavidEickholt Brian was kicked out of the booth
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@JeffDLowe It’s just a popcorn bucket. Relax. Get a towel.
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@RiggsBarstool @ForePlayPod $30 for a fucking glove.
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@SBNation Dunked twice in a rec league game. I would pay a couple million dollars to have that on video.
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@stoolpresidente What’s the difference between Monty not being there and what KFC is doing?
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@barstoolsports Lol this is how you plan a drug test. Stock up, wait. Get tested. Then have a great time.
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@jacobinfante24 Smoke screen season is my favorite part of the nfl off season.
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@diannaESPN False, his brain was to smart and he realized what football was doing to him.
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@stoolpresidente This might be the most Iowa thing ever
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@barstoolsports @BigManOnBB Just one game of him and snoop together. Please
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@BarstoolBigCat Unless that QB sucks, then you wasted assets for nothing. There isn’t a QB on the draft that is a sure thing.
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@MCU_Direct I’ve never seen a writer do this many interviews
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@Eric_Clarkson @mattufford @MIZ_JJC @minakimes Based on just this pic. I can’t tell if the giants made a draft pick or if someone just killed a puppy in front of @MGolicJR57 and @minakimes
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@bomani_jones One of, if not the best offensive line programs in the country. Business decision.
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@solacecinema If when they meet for the first time they do the meme. The world will explode. @TheClemReport @RobbieBarstool
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@JosephHerffNFL Imagine wanting to block downfield for a team that has treated you like shit for a year.
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@LightsCameraPod Nobody’s making it out without crying at least once.
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@BussinWTB Penix not being on here is very disrespectful.
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@mikegolicjr I wish he would’ve just replied “extension denied, this is Duke not Northwestern”
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@JackMacCFB The SEC isn’t the SEC of two years ago.
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Its very interesting to me that a lot of comedians that know #chrisdelia are very quiet right now.
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@iamstephbeatz Please god not another @nbc fluff piece. Condem what the police are doing or don’t bother.
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@VivaLaStool @franciscellis @barstoolWSD @barstoolchicago @barstoolsports The heater for Francis continues. Taking WSD to fancy events has to be hilarious.
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@KayceSmith @BarstoolBigCat One day this gif will get old. Today is not that day.
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@LightsCameraPod When we finally get to see that very punchable face get caved in by Sam and Bucky.
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@KFCBarstool Someday this will get old. Today is not that day 😂😂
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@wagesofwins Apple was growing before the iPhone
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@Justalexbennett BC trolling Kim might stop being funny one day. Today is not that day.
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@Yrncold Whoever was in charge of this graphic should’ve left the 3rd paragraph out.
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@stoolgambling @stoolpresidente Ok not showing the bet slip at this point is getting VERY suspicious.
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@BarstoolBigCat I now know what it’s like for non Iowa fans to watch Iowa Football.
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@KayceSmith @barstoolsports Why? Just stand to his left.
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@BarstoolBigCat The reverse jinx is out to play early tonight.
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@BarstoolRia @Glenny_balls @barstoolsports @disneyplus I would watch the shit out of whatever high school sitcom this is.
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