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When Beau clocked 30, nah everyday I Dey taunt am…
“30+ man, that’s how una dey behave, lookat you, 30+…”
Then he retorted, “Sheybi you wee reach 30?”
I almost said God forbid. 😫
God abeg o
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@Mochievous
Your home country cannot relate, they’ll get you arrested for an honest review.
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@lexie_nzk
I won't get married if I didn't have a job, it's not mostly about being independent, it's about support for yourself and the other person.
I hate the feeling of not having money, it's depressing for me.
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Parasitic behavior is usually the death of beautiful relationships that would have bloomed.
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@Gistloversblog1
Be like the handler wey handle todays gossip go school.
Commas and full stops in the right places.
Not everytime razz razz.
Nice.
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@Queenprecy_
You know, when "I'm sorry" becomes a heavy thing to say, then there's a problem. It ruins marriages, relationship, friendship and even businesses.
If you offend me, you should apologize. If you don't, it's certain we'd have problem.
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When I say NO, I mean it, I am not mincing words, I’m not saying NO so you can persist and try to change my mind, my NO is NO, and that’s a complete sentence.
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2020 in review:
- Completed NYSC
- Got retained after service year with a better pay
- Got into
@dev_careers
3 months internship for web development
- Bagged a Bachelor's level diploma in software development from
@OpenClassrooms
- Saved more
- Became more financially responsible
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The girl whom God is helping ❤️
Happy Sunday umu oma Chineke.
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What’s the weirdest contact name you have on your phone book?
Mine is “Akin my glasses”
Forgot my glasses in the ride I took, retrieved the drivers number from the history and called him. Saved his name that way so if I don’t remember his name, I can find him using “glasses” 😫
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@YomYom_
My dad only came to visit twice; one was for my Matric, the second was because of a photo I posted on WhatsApp where I was sticking out my tongue. My mum urged my dad to travel between states to check if I was normal, cos why will I be sticking my tongue out like a dog?
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@realOBOZUWA
@UncleTochii
@CrystabelKelsey
She has passed what test? 🙄
Please if you want to appreciate her, appreciate her!
Which one is pass test???
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Eating suya in the dark of the evening while walking on the road is a different kind of flex.
Kicking stones and empty cans while at it, is even more heavenly.
If you do mistake recognize me…
“Chiamaka I thought you were tush?”
Ehe, what’s your business???
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My top 3 personal accomplishments of 2019:
1. Started a career in software development.
2. Got a primary place of assignment as a software QA analyst.
3. (Now to the emotional part) Got a brand new phone with my hard earned money 😭😭😭😭😭
My top 3 personal accomplishments of 2019:
1. Completed my National Youth Service.
2. Got a job as a Software Engineer.
3. Started saving for my dreams ✌️
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@DThompsonDev
followed me 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
One tech guy I look forward to his tweets. Asides teaching, he's a motivator too.
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They haven't gotten to our area yet, but my dad is talking about making 'petrol explosives' as a weapon of warfare
I never thought in my lifetime that I'd be involved in the planning
But this is reality... 🤦
#LagosUnrest
#iyanapaja
Gowon Estate
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Has new year resolutions made any impart in your life, or you stopped making them years ago like me?🤭
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@Postsubman
The day you leave the relationship is the day he'd "kill" you.
Prepare his money and give him back.
You had the option of leaving at the third month, but you didn't.
To whom much is given, endurance is expected 🚶🚶🚶🚶
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@JMObiefuna
@aproko_doctor
"It will be clear"...
Meaning you will show and say it, cos obviously you can't hide it.
You won't hide under "I love you BUT I cannot express myself"
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When this happened to me, they said I was unforgiving 🙂
If you lie about something as trivial as age, best believe there's more from where that came from.
Since everyone's spilling, let me say it today.
The woman I married in 2012 told me she was 29. Found out later that she was 43. I was 32. Her cousin had a crush on me and told me her true DOB.
I left her and SM women blamed me for it. "Abandonment" was what they called it.
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@chijiokechuwa
I don’t know who I picked it from, but first time, second time, or whatever time I’m visiting, I’m coming with something.
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@the_mgician
@DannyWalta
@Alex_Houseof308
@Akortainment
@mr_adebayo5
@jibbyford_
Beats me everytime 🤣🤣
Same with high school movies when they have a mask party
How can you not recognise a person cos he/she covers the eyes?
Me that can recognize you from the back of your head.
All na feem
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3 months and ten courses later, this is the most consistent I’ve been at pursuing a thing.
Super proud of you Chiamaka ❤️.
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Dear Chiamaka,
You've come this far, please don't give up now.
❤️
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@temitopshogunle
Tell me your password today, and I'm forgetting the next minute. I really don't have any business with your phone, but you shouldn't scream when I touch it 🤷
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Me waking up to see my sister
@OgeOsuji
studying
@AltSchoolAfrica
Me: How's it going?
Sis: Hmm! 🎶First it was Vagrant, then it turned to faaayaaa🎶
Cloud Engineering nah your mate? 😂
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@AnnangQueen
To my understanding, love languages goes both ways. For example, my love language is gifting, I love to buy gifts for my partner, and I love to receive gifts from him too. If his love language is fresh food, he should make fresh food for you and you should do same. 🤷
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@Postsubman
A partner that is insensitive, says he loves you, but you don't see it, the loves stops at the tip of his tongue...
That is a selfish partner dear
Can you marry a selfish person?
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One trait that seem to be particular about these robbers, when caught they become like a piece of paper soaked in water 🤦
Abule egba
#OgunUnrest
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My life looks like a lot of things right now...
But we sticking to the original plan, we either doing it the right way, or the right way.
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@Tee_Tayme
Can't believe they laughed at my joke.
Each time I remember my interview, it keeps raising the standard for me. Not some interview where they offer you a dirty seat, you're not expected to clean it before sitting, if you do, they think you'd change their policy once you step in.
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@Gistloversblog1
Well, that's the ideal thing to do 🤷. Glad he found out before further commitments, make money no waste.
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Today, the 24 March 2022, I hit a major goal I've been struggling to meet for the past 3 yrs, in 3 months.
Today, I also looked at the 5 things I planned to achieve for the yr, and I struck out num 4 on the list.
God is the center of it, and after him, a community of likeminds
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@ZedexBoss
@realOBOZUWA
@UncleTochii
@CrystabelKelsey
Good question, no be my test. 😑
It's glaring the young man wasn't testing her, na just circumstances. And he's glad she's still with him. Praise the lady for staying with him regardless, not attributing it to some DUMB test!!!
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@Seunzone
@ThisIsDeepPixs
It could also be seen from this angle, the lighter lets her glow in her own way, but another who appears more sophisticated just wants to dim her light
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@Tolualexz
@Dahmee_o
This was me last week Monday. As the man brought out dollars to pay, I juss unstrap seatbelt, open door, driver come ask "nah here you dey drop?"
Didn't even look at him. The stupid man entered back into the car and they zoomed off.
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@firstdoctorr
Some of you don't get the tweet...
This is all about marrying a financially intelligent person. A financially intelligent isn't someone who is already rich, but someone who understands how to manage and make utmost use of finance.
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@Postsubman
May this kind of people be far from me.
If the signs were there at the earlier stage, you should have left.
The idea of marriage is to be each other's help meet. My idea though. If he's not helping, or providing means to make things easier, he's mad!
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This year, I tried, and I know I did.
I didn't tick all my goals, but boy, I'm grateful 💞
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@Postsubman
I kept quiet and started hanging my bag over my shoulder while sitting.
Escape things on my mind 😅😅😅
Was just thinking how I'd fly out from a moving vehicle, make this people no use me do ritual.
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#depression
has no special kinda facial expression, you just never know except you're told, and even when you're told, you don't believe, cos 'heck, this person is always smiling...'
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I woke up to hear that 256 Nigerians have just arrived Lagos.
I sincerely hope that there are measures already in place to isolate them for the mandatory 2 weeks 😣
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@seleena6166
I couldn’t learn the basics, I gave up. You could checkout YouTube videos, or take makeup classes onsite.
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Today feels like a good Sunday to let you know that it is important to end up with someone on the same wave length as you, especially intellectually.
Make you no go dey think up, make your partner dey think down.
You end up with someone without drive, olololo bugaaaaa. 🤭
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@instablog9ja
Many of us can actually relate, but maybe not with a car. It is not the weight of the giving, but the thought behind it ❤️
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When the whole twitter community gathers and names you Verydaftwoman 🌚
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@yabaleftonline
A consistent man I stan 😂😂😂😂
Lerrus all assume “she did not see this messages” till she broke up with whoever she was with, thank you.
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@Ahmad_Badamasii
I think you just responded so that you can post it here.
Failed attempt to sound savage.
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A warm reminder to take into the new week, that “Marriage” is not a reward for building with anybody.
Building with any human should be your personal decision. I don’t want to hear “…after all I’ve done for him” next year o 🙄
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I endorse this tweet.
Having someone in your life who genuinely finds you interesting to talk to everyday and knowing that you’re worth their time is honestly one of the best feelings ever. 🙃
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