I will never give up. Watch this to get erect NOW

@taransqueakquel

@macabre_max_666 I could not bear the sight

Their are so many Unervise’s in the World

@GeebMinister I’m killing myself because of this

@caulksuckler

RT @alex_bronstein: electricity was a mistake

Fuck the Big Bang for making all this bullshit

I have all five members of NSYNC hogtied in a shipping container located at 47.9033645, -102.3840437

@gaynutsacklover All of them

@Guts_Berserkman @AGoldmund

@Reckerred French Onion

The leper in the Wendy’s drive thru touched my finger

@GeebMinister Toilet

@KFartx Whose poop is it anyway

Duck down staggered pillow setup, 4500 threadcount. Dual white noise generators on dedicated circuits. Sleep number updated 60 times a second from my isolated rhythm controller. Anti-vibration tungsten bed feet. My setup costs more than your car. Get fucked kid

Not my problem

RT @Pr0spector777: Fuck this