Zack Pauley
@CoachPauley300
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UNOH 2016 Colts - Cubs - Indiana Hoosiers- ZA Sports Podcast https://t.co/hRLOHcdGaq
Joined November 2011
Bum ass loser behavior. Every word McAfee said was correct. This is one of our Captains? Pathetic . @Colts #Colts #Trenches #PatMcAfee #ZaireFranklin
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This is the type of loser shit Pat McAfee was talking about. “Captain” of the Colts going over to McAfees suite to pretend to shake their hands. None of the McAfee group was there. Guess this is the type of culture we as Colts fans just have to put up with now. Pathetic #Colts
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Photo taken today by my old boss John Wehner in small town Ohio. Iconic
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I just want a girl that looks at me the same way @Archie_Miller looks at Assembly Hall #IUBB
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When the ESPN reporters that are doing the homerun derby say Schwarber is from the “University of Indiana” 😑😑
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@barstoolsports @willgrier_ @calebpressleyxo That lady in the background deserves the death penalty.
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We got my brother in law his favorite player @DaleMurphy3 signed jersey for Christmas! We also got a personal message for him through Cameo. It blew him away! Thank you so much Dale! Merry Christmas!!
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When Greg Oden says he loved IU Basketball and wanted to play for the Hoosiers but IU fucked it up @clubtrillion
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@FeitsBarstool This guy either sells cars or is in prison for cocaine related charges. There is no in between
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Got this sick @KennyKennyMoe3 auto card to add to my collection! One of the cleanest autos out there! Can’t wait for next season #GoColts
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Hear me out guys. a Mexican restaurant but buffet style like a Chinese restaurant.
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The real question of UFC 214 is why no one has walked out to a @WheelerWalkerJr song #eatinpussykickinass.
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@Colts @ChesterRogers80 @JBrissett12 @TYHilton13 @Ebron85 @__AWalkJr @KennyKennyMoe3 @dsleon45 Why does @TYHilton13 look like the long lost 4th @Migos
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@TheBlue_Stable Offensive Line. Giving Ryan the opportunity to spread it around without getting killed.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @MrsMcAfeeShow So happy for you and Sam! We had a similar journey trying to conceive and then losing two. We now have a 9 month old and #2 on the way. It’s the biggest blessing. Much love from our family to yours!.
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@DariusJButler Andrew Luck being on all these graphics makes me so sad. Colts really wasted him 😭.
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Man @SwindellSpdLab does not miss when it comes to new paint schemes. That Victory Fuel car is sharp.
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Won on Sunday. Fired their coach on Monday. Ultimate power move.
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T Mez always has a smile on his face. Always looks like he’s loving life. And he is an electric factory in a race car. Talk about living the Dream. Congrats @TMezdriftz 🍻🏆.
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Your newest Indianapolis @Colts fan is going to be a boy!! . Punted that thing to the fuckin moon too. Hope I made @PatMcAfeeShow proud
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Huge thank you to @LukeVerkamp for the Fathers Day giveaway of this sick @KennyKennyMoe3 jersey! Can’t believe I won and KM2 is my favorite player which makes it so much sweeter!
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Every single animal was adopted today out of my local animal shelter. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. That’s fucking beautiful man. I hope every single one of them sleeps better tonight knowing they are loved #whyimcryingintheclub
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My buddy from high school got married this weekend. His wife surprised him with a puppy during the wedding ceremony. I’m trying to be this extra!
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The couple years between me graduating college and last year I racked up some serious credit card debt like a big dumb idiot. Thankfully I have an awesome fiancé, badass friends and a great family who helped me get my shit together. Today I’m officially credit card debt free!!.
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When you are 20 min into Netflix and Chill and she says 911 was an inside job
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If you think I’m going to waste $3 on a mega millions ticket knowing that I’m not going to win it and then spend the rest of my afternoon at working thinking about how I’d spend a Billion dollars you are 100% correct. I just bought one.
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I’m buying into whatever team is going to put @TMezdriftz in a car full time and let him run any race/series in the country.
Imagine you've become lucky enough to buy a stake in a sports franchise. Which team are you picking to invest in? 🤔.
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Chili Bowl Officials - "Ok its the biggest race of the year, lets make sure its a great show. Also Chili Bowl Officials - "Fuck it, lets piss Tony off so bad he leaves and we have nobody else who knows what to do to the track". @SprintCarcast
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When @theetaylorbooth wears his hat high on his head like a dad who can’t BBQ worth a shit he looks exactly like a mixture of these two characters from King of the Hill
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Drinking at 24 is still fun. Hangovers at 24 are about the worst thing on this planet.
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Excited to start a new job tomorrow on a completely different career path. Going to be interesting but I’m looking forward to it!.
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One year ago today I proposed to Savannah on the walking bridge over the Ohio River. It was amazing. Today we took Gunner to the dog park and a husky pissed on my leg. Not as amazing.
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@IndianaFootball @CoachAllenIU @TrayceJackson @aldurham01 @SuperstarWhop @themikepenix @IndianaMBB Penix looks like he’d drop 30 on anyone.
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Imagine being so closed minded that you stopped watching football, and burned all of your Nike clothing over someone peacefully protesting racial injustice. If you can’t understand or don’t care to understand that it has nothing to do with the flag, you are the problem 🤷🏼♂️.
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It was a very long, very trying weekend and I am worn out but when I got home this was on the white board. I know it seems cheesy but being told these things means so much. I’m so lucky ❤️
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It just doesn’t make sense that we keep losing people our own age. People we grew up with and spent so much time with. My heart hurts so bad 😔.
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I hope they fire Bill Belichicks ass before they get back to the states. Fuck him and fuck New England! Go Colts!.
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So everyone has seen the videos of dogs in slow mo horribly missing treats that are thrown at them right? . Gunner couldn’t catch a tennis ball if his life depended on it so we thought we would try and have a good laugh. This sandbaggin sum bitch caught 3 treats in a row
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I sent Savannah a Facebook post from our local animal shelter of a super cute dog they have for adoption. As soon as I hit send I had an Instagram notification. She’d sent me the exact same post 😂. No doubt she’s my soulmate and we may end up with 47 dogs 😅😅.
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I know the world is ending but Savannah and I spent the day hanging stuff up in our house and putting our personal touches on the house. The windows are open and we’re playing music. I feel very much at peace and happy. This is home and that feels so incredible ❤️.
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Driving down the highway blasting Eric Church. It gets no better than that.
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High key just want to make enough money to be able to adopt older dogs from shelters and let them live the rest of their lives like kings and give them all the love they deserve. Call it Pauley’s Puppy Palace 🐶.
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We’re here and we’re so excited for the Cignetti era to begin! #IUFB
So what’s the surprise? We have FIVE parent-child pairs who are receiving tickets to the Indiana-FIU game on Saturday! Thanks to @HoosierProject, everyone who replied to to enter the drawing is going to the game!. @NathanSnyder30 .@Musicalday89.@CoachPauley300.@rob66782.@RevJWM83
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I had a grown man block me on Facebook because he said Andrew Luck was a “Puss” for retiring. I responded with a list of his injuries and congratulated him for having the stupidest comment I’d see all day and it was only 8:36 am. Seems like a Puss move to me 😂😂😂😂😂.
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I was taking a drink of water when I noticed the stitching on my polo looked odd. I’ve been at work for 2 hours and my polo has been on inside out the entire time 🙃 hot start Zack.
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I could not be happier with where my life is right now. Great friends and an amazing family. Trying to get better each and every day. Actually happy and it’s so refreshing ☺️.
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@IUBarstool Just stop. Woody has completely ruined his chances with IUs 25 class. If Sisley ever commits to IU, it won’t be under Coach Woodson.
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One year ago today Gunner decided that if he couldn’t read the Sports Illustrated nobody could
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I’m chugging pedialyte and taking handfuls of antibiotics to try and feel better. Savannah is in the jacuzzi tub with a bath bomb eating fruity pebbles out of a wine glass. Safe to say she’s winning this vacation and living her best life.
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Not sure how they pulled the footage from my intramural basketball games at UNOH. .
This is why offensive lineman shouldn’t be allowed to play high school basketball.
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Why does this picture of @bowlingprodigy look like it's out of a 1970's book on how to bowl 😂😂😂
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Sav and I joined a softball league with work friends so we’ve been practicing. Today she tried to kill me 😂😂😂
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Taco Bell employee in Muncie just asked CJ how to spell his first name. It’s too early for this type of shit.
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I saw a friend this weekend that I hadn’t seen in probably 6 months and the compliment he gave me really touched my soul. He said he could tell I was genuinely happy again and that my smiles weren’t fake anymore. It caught me off guard but he’s 100% correct. I feel very blessed.
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I was “allowed” to live in a home with a roof on it. And “allowed” to eat dinner every night. Fuck you mean allowance?.
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I sent a selfie out of me at the dentist with the caption that said “what time is it? Tooth Hurty” because it was 2:30. I had 12 people completely ignore the snap and 1 person respond with “I fucking hate you” . So that’s where I’m at with that.
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I want a good paying job not so I can gloat about how much I make but so I can afford a house with a fence so Gunner can run and we can get him a friend. That’s the goal. Won’t stop grinding till we get there.
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I passed my Indiana P&C insurance license exam!! Holy hell thats an incredible weight off my shoulders!!!.
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Talking on speakerphone in public should be punishable by death. And it should be able to be enforced immediately. Someone come hold my chicken wrap while I beat this kid over the head with a chair. .
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She’s now dunking Oreos into a whiskey glass of milk. I cant wait to marry this woman.
I’m chugging pedialyte and taking handfuls of antibiotics to try and feel better. Savannah is in the jacuzzi tub with a bath bomb eating fruity pebbles out of a wine glass. Safe to say she’s winning this vacation and living her best life.
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There is literally not a better sound in the world.
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One of my favorite things is bowling in a tournament with a bunch of hillbilly’s and playing 10+ rap songs in a row on the touch tunes and then watching them freak out and spend $50 in fast passes to play country music 😂😂😂.
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Gotta be honest, there is a lot about being an adult that sucks but it’s so cool to be able to take trips with your fiancé and enjoy new things together and then come home to our pups and our home. That’s really special to me.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @REALPACMAN24 Shout out to my wife! @sav_pauley less than 48 hours ago she gave birth to our second child! She’s a freaking rockstar ❤️. $zdp300
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Savannah and I were walking out of Arby’s after eating dinner and a bird shit directly onto my head. Not really sure I deserved that but ok.
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I’ve went to school with some real low level IQ people but she’s the valedictorian of stupid.
Firefighters: literally fight fire . Also firefighters: fighting conspiracy theories on TikTok
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This weekend is my first Hoosier Classic as a coach! This is such a special tournament and I couldn't be more excited!.
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Praying this is the break I need to release this stress we’ve had hanging over us. Send some positive thoughts our way.
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