@goddeketal
They locked the swings together at my local park and declared it was illegal to drive by someone’s house and honk to celebrate their birthday 😵💫
@IlhanMN
Why stop there? $1,000 an hour for everyone, free puppies for children, free gas for life, sleeping in every morning, and banish powdered coffee creamer
@BillAckman
The one thing both have in common is that they each got defeated on the ballot by “none of the above” and “noncomitted” they are a match made in heaven lol.
Nationally they might be able to sway dozens of votes
@MrSantosNY
Some side effects might include: corruption, using campaign donations on onlyfans, lying to constituents, and getting kicked out of congress .
@EndWokeness
This is the norm and people realize it and stop calling. The local government then pats themselves on the back for “solving crime” because their crime call statistics go down… but only because they know if they call, nobody will come.
@WhiteHouse
Why do people that didn’t take out the loans have to pay them? You’re making the non college educated pay for the education for the elite this is crazy lol.
@brianstelter
Wow this totally convinced me we should spend another hundred billion dollars of taxpayer money to send more Ukrainians into the meat grinder to accomplish nothing /s
@TRHLofficial
@charliekirk11
The thing that I don’t understand about this is that a parent should put their child and their needs first. This is clearly the opposite of that
@JamesOKeefeIII
Why don’t you just drop stories? Why the tease first? If it’s that impactful it will spread. Drop it now.
Big fan of your work, just get exhausted from hype.
@justinbaragona
Lol I was with a good friend once at a fancy hotel event and he was there. My friend was very drunk and stopped and pointed at him and yelled “THAT SHIT TASTES NOTHING LIKE BUTTER!!”
@jjboggs
@TaylorLorenz
I can’t tell if this is parody or not. Are the rich less likely to have Covid? Is it relegated to the plebe section of the plane? Is the curtain they pull when the plane takes off Covid proof? Is every person on the back of the plane not walking through the front to get there?
@TPostMillennial
Lol they said it was revoked cause he yelled at officers… I would be pissed too if it took them 3 days to show up.
“the sheriff's department claimed it was because of his conduct towards members of the Los Angeles Police Department who showed up to investigate three days after
@j_fishback
It’s hilarious these people are going to think this is the proper way to solve problems in the real world. They are in for a rude awakening.
@sentdefender
So we denied a peace deal early on so we could waste over a hundred billion dollars of taxpayer money to prolong the war and decimate an entire generation of Ukrainians to be in an even worse negotiating position than if we allowed the peace deal initially.
And somehow we still