@FBAwayDays quiz question on tv once: what is the name of West Ham’s stadium? Upton Park! shouts the wife. Then the answer is revealed as the Boleyn Ground. Cue furrowed brow. After a while realization dawns: ‘oh, Upton Park must be where they play their away games!’.

@chelskireject @NeilGibson22 ooh, I see what you did there 😘

@NeilRands @chelskireject @NeilGibson22 fair play 😅

@Conservatives bollox you did, traitors

@LeeHurstComic I wouldnt want any of them, they are all part of the problem

@LenovoSupport I wanted an email address so I can contact you, there is no email to be found on the website. I have since got one from the chat facility

@chelskireject OK my mistake, the thesaurus is there as well. Have a good one 😆🍺

@jockywilson99 @SartorialThug we had a couple of old WW2 boys in our pub (early 80s), didnt really know each other. I got chatting with each & realised they had something in common, and got them talking. Turns out one was a Navy chaplain who conducted the funeral for the others brother. Still gets me. Pubs❤️

@chelskireject sod that. i had a lovely walk x-country with the dog, Landlord £4.40. >hic<

@chelskireject glad to hear it 😎 have fun

@chelskireject and why arent you in the bar watching the footy?

@arcticmatt @DaveAtherton20 @OwenJones84 that is a tad unsettling… 🤣

@chelskireject thinking more, I remember brushing my teeth in scotch in the morning and making the brekky, and the other Chels fans wondering where you were Civ? 😀

@chelskireject blimey, thats depressing and worthy of a celebration in equal measure. What a weekend that was! 🥳

@PintsO_Guinness just need the Andrex truck following just behind…