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I heard it was rival Girl Scout Troops. Turf war. (DM me for cookies)
Shots rang out across Denver’s Washington Park on Sunday afternoon, scattering dozens of people who had gathered to enjoy the warm day of spring-like weather.
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@AdamHarstad I think he’s a Hall of Famer, but if he doesn’t get in it will be because he has a really boring name and no nickname. WRs gotta have cool names.
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Business idea: A service that redirects your spouse’s “bored and driving” phone calls to a lonely elderly person. Many parties would benefit.
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@kylekeefetv “We’ll get you guys out of here” is what the server says when they take your credit card to pay the tab
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If you want to know which people in your circle are Type A personalities, just check your mailbox for Christmas cards the first few days after Thanksgiving. Those moms are stone cold killers.
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Follow up: The moment you close a ratchet set it’s over. Even if you carry it like a nuclear warhead and gently place it on the shelf, you can hear total pandemonium in there. It’s a pointless exercise.
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@kylekeefetv Ha - we were just laughing at that. My daughter said “Kyle is messing with that guy’s job, isn’t he?”
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@VicLombardi @Avalanche @AltitudeTV Nuggets / Avs are the food truck of the sports world. Probably delicious, but you never have any clue where they will be on any given night.
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@Flo4wyo SDSU is so scared to come to Laramie that they sold their souls to PAC2 and destroyed their future. Softest program ever.
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@bportnoy15 MWest: “Tough break about your conference getting destroyed. We will help you as long as you promise not to destroy our conference” PAC2: “OK cool” MW: “We’re serious. There are heavy penalties” PAC2: “OK cool” PAC2: *penalized for trying to destroy conference* “NOT FAIR!”
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RT @friedoystercult: We’re so rich that we forgot that there are delicious free ducks everywhere.
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@Adam_Mares Six months ago I would have been excited about this, but a lot has changed in six months.
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@duker @DosPorUno Nah - Chapter 11 ain’t no thing for a corporation. Just lets them focus on the meatballs instead of the debt for a little while. J Crew filed for BK in 2020 and I’m still buying tan chinos for $114 almost every day.
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If you love the outdoors, Colorado is a tough place to live from mid June to mid September. It’s 7 pm and it’s 93 and I hate it.
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